Urgent nomination please for the British and French governments, and both coastguard ‘services’ are definitely deserving a nomination. As I type this, (Thursday 21st May) I’m watching a segment on the Mike Graham show on talkRADIO. He’s got Nigel Farage on, talking about an absolutely blood boiling incident in the middle of the Channel, while he and his team recorded it on video. This happened yesterday, Wednesday, 20th May, and the video shows a FRENCH coastguard patrol boat escorting a large dinghy full of illegal immigrants, and then handing them over in the care (NOT custody) of UK coastguard boat. They knew they were being filmed, because the Frenchies deliberately tried to get in the way of the fishing trawler that Nigel and his people had chartered to stop them from filming. The skipper of the UK coastguard boat actually contacted the skipper of the fishing boat and threatened to have his trawler confiscated if filming wasn’t stopped. Hardly the actions of someone who is carrying out a legitimate operation, is it?

Since the shutdown started, over 1000 illegals have invaded UK shores, often aided by the coastguard out at sea, and then the police on land. And those are just the ones we know about. Under normal circumstances, this would be intolerable, but during a pandemic, it’s fucking unforgivable. Pritti Patel has questions to answer over this, and if she won’t answer those questions, she needs to be fired.

Naturally, you won’t hear much about this from the mainstream media, other than the usual insults hurled at Nigel.

https://youtu.be/qyuSr wWl9iY

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

So Abdul and M’Bongo are able to float across The Channel in little rubber boats and receive NHS care and yet this Gentleman is not?……….https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/may/18/british-army-veteran-faces-27000-nhs-hospital-bill

Our priorities in this Country are seriously Fucked Up. We allow any bit of filth to land,sponge,commit crime etc. and yet we hound a man who really has “done his bit”.Perhaps that’s the trouble?.He should have got himself a good solid criminal record after leaving the Forces instead of a job…Govt. Agencies would have been beating a path to his taxpayer funded front door to offer him and his family accommodation,benefits,health care and passports if he’d been a bit more sensible and perhaps stabbed someone.

I’d also question why some of these Veteran’s charities who hoard do much money aren’t stepping forward to help.

Nominated by Dick de Pheffel Foxchaser Fiddler

A cunting for Stephen Tawiah.

Who the fuck is Stephen? Stephen is a lawyer and it seems a contributor to such worthy tomes as the independent. Stephen has a practice specialising in immigration law.

I had the misfortune to stumble on an article he’s written. It opens as below.

‘ The government has no intention of ending the hostile environment – as an immigration lawyer, this is how I know’

The entire article can be found below.

Two of his big problems are the government making landlords check that potential clients are legally resident in the country, this he says is racist as it targets BAME unfairly. Unfairly due to the fact it’s mainly people from that group who enter the country illegally?

Ok so he’s a black migrantation lawyer, a bit of SJW bollocks is to be expected.

What really had me laughing even as my piss boiled is the fact he believes requiring people to prove they are legitimately in the country by providing evidence to a court is is wrong, why isn’t their word enough to satisfy the court?

The full article can be read at the following link.

https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/hostile-environment-coronavirus-immigration-court-appeal-right-rent-a9492536.html

Another peach from this article.

‘Migrants are scared to interact with public services like the NHS because it could lead to the ultimate consequence: removal from the UK.’

You’re not talking about migrants per se are you Stephen, you’re speaking about criminals who’ve entered the country illegally. If a legitimate immigrant turns up at a hospital they are more likely to be offered a job than questioned about their residency status.

In my mind it’s perfectly right to maintain a hostile environment to criminals, what you want is illegal immigrants to be rebranded as ‘undocumented citizens’ and then given citizenship as a reward for evading the process every legitimate migrant has undergone.

Stephen is a cunt.

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

The Cornish

A big Cornish Cream Tea cunting for that bunch of Stasi Nimbyies in Cornwall. We don’t want Gordon Ramsey here the Cornish cry, we don’t want any second home owners here bringing SARS-Cov-2, we don’t want any second home owners period.

I’m rather miffed with the treatment of Gordon Ramsey. Now he’s not everyone’s cup of tea but what exactly has he done wrong? Gone to his second home in Cornwall before lockdown was announced in order to see it out there. He takes his exercise by riding his bike. Apparently the Coast Guard gave Gordon a warning for being 25 miles from home on his bike. Well firstly, there is no radius restriction on how far you can ride your bike, secondly 25 miles on a bike isn’t that far, and thirdly the Coast Guard can fuck off. What’s their part in the daily dinghy arrival, eh? Then the Cornish have been moaning that he goes out more than once a day. Well who gives a rat’s in the middle of nowhere? Its not like he stops to hug everyone he sees.

Meanwhile the Daily Panic Mail revels in Gordon’s misdemeanours whilst their readers comment like brainwashed morons that Gordon is an arrogant millionaire for being in Cornwall or riding his bike!

Apparently the Cornish call outsiders ‘ants’ or ’emmets’. How rude. Well there’s no tin left or whatever it is you used produce. With the attitude you have against outsiders, you’ll have no tourism left either. There’s no law against having a second home and its too bad house prices have risen and priced out your Cornish underclass from owning a home. Happens everywhere, why is Cornwall so bloody special?

Please nobody go to Cornwall again and let them stew in a demise of their own making. Their pasties give me heartburn and I can do without mead thanks. I’ll clot my own cream if I need to.

Nominated by Cuntologist

The perpetually offended. And there are many groups of them though as a % of the population they are insignificant. Which seems to be frustrating for them.
Apparently there was some wankfest on the telly- Children in Need perhaps? Not sure but there was some Little Britain stuff on it. You know – I’m a Ladeee, the Wheelchair bit.
Cue the perpetually offended.
Sexist, racist, disablist (is that even a word) and of course, trannie phobic.
Fuck me. Get a life. Have a laugh if it floats your boat. But for fuck’s sake can the media and business ignore the pathetic, whining victim status cunts.
Perhaps then they will crawl back under their rock. And fucking stay there. Who knows? Comedy may return.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Teachers and the NASUWT in particular.

Mostly sat at home on full pay while NHS, carers, shop workers, dustmen, drivers, posties, food workers, steel workers and a host of others have all soldiered on.
Aided and abetted by Labour councils they are screaming that it is unsafe to return.

Fine. Stop paying the cunts and look to terminating contracts. Perhaps then they wont be looking forward to the long summer holiday and winging about ‘the marking, the marking’ as one cunt neighbour used to.

Utter parasitical cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble