Alistair Campbell (4)


Wow, the guy just can’t help himself. Alistair Campbell, once again, deserves a nomination. My second nomination of this dickweed in 24 hours. He put out a video on Twatter taking the piss out of Boris and Dominic. That’s fair enough, I’m a firm believer in free speech, even if the person exercising it is a complete and utter cunt. Unfortunately, in his rush to be a funny fucker, he’s managed to insult the military family. In the video, he plays Boris as a veteran, complete with regimental tie and a full size medal and a smaller one. He brags that he received them from the Queen, one for the “battle of Brexit” and the other for the “battle of Durham”.

Like his fellow Labourite twat, Naz Shah, Campbell’s level of ignorance over matters military is staggering. Regimental ties and medals are to be worn only by those who are, or have served. The ONLY exception is when someone is wearing them in memory of a relative. Even then, medals are worn on the RIGHT side of the chest. Now I’m sure some veterans won’t be particularly bothered. Like I said, Campbell probably didn’t intend to cause offense to veterans and serving personnel, but he has. And I’m one of them. I’ve been to a lot of Remembrance day parades, including several in London, and over the past few years, I and many other veterans have noticed an increase in the number of Walts turning up. They are also cunts. Unlike them though, Campbell helped his mate, Blair, start a war that didn’t need to be fought. A war that cost a lot of British service personnel their lives, including two close friends of mine. So for Campbell to put out a video wearing a regimental tie and medals, he is a cunt.

Forgot to mention, the tie was Scots Guards and the medal was the General Service Medal. Apparently, he was left them by his late brother who was medically discharged from the regiment with schizophrenia. Still doesn’t give him the right to wear them. In typical lefty fashion, he hasn’t apologised, but has issued a statement telling us all how much work he’s done in support of the military over the past few years. Big fucking deal.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Afua Hirsch (5)

She hates whitey, don’t you know

Fucking hell, I knew it was my fault that America is currently going up in flames and I would like to thank Afua Hirsch for informing the rest of the world of this fact. Have a read of this just in case you are in any doubt that it’s not White Britain’s fault.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/jun/03/racism-george-floyd-britain-america-uk-black-people
Hirschy likes to educate non-POC about how they need to change in order to make life easier for POC but maybe she is wasting her time and energy because maybe, just maybe, people of different cultures, religions, melanin levels etc. shouldn’t be living in close proximity to each other. Should she start advocating for apartheid or segregated societies then I will be all ears.
I like her negative comments about Kemi Badenoch. Kemi is obviously not black enough for Afua but I actually agree with Miss Hirsch on this point because I can’t think of one of our current batch of MP’s who isn’t a complete cunt.
I would like to thank Afua for her unstinting efforts to educate me about what a racist I am but the jokes on her because I hate every cunt with whom I come into contact, be they black or white.
Thank you for listening.

Nominated by SimmyJavill

War Memorial Vandalism

A well deserved cunting for filth who vandalised the Churchill statue in London, also the statue of Lincoln.

The Police must have known they would be targeted and should have made them secure but having said that the cunts who carried the vandalism should be prosecuted not for vandalism but treason, today was the D-day anniversary and commemorations were either cancelled or had only a token gathering due to chinky flu, but this bunch of self righteous cunts took to the streets. The cunts should have been showing respect for those who lost their lives fighting for freedom, not ‘protesting’ about, what, police brutality in the UK? Don’t be so fucking stupid, they don’t deserve to live in a country such as ours.

The liberal Germans have just passed a law making the burning of any countries flag a criminal offence (sadly including the EU flag), good on them, a national flag is a symbol of a country and should be treated with respect. Desecration of British and other nationalities memorials and statues should be considered as a hate crime punishable by a minimum 10 years in the slammer.

CUNTS!

Nominated by: Sick of it

Emma Watson (4)

I’m in black. Quelle Surprise.

There’s not much you can say about a grown woman who will be forever remembered for playing a school girl in a loss of shit films.

I’ll let you decide if she deserves a cunting.

“Emma wrote: “There is so much racism, both in our past and present, that is not acknowledged nor accounted for.
“White supremacy is one of the systems of hierarchy and dominance, of exploitation and oppression, that is tightly stitched into society.
“As a white person, I have benefited from this. While we might feel that, as individuals, we’re working hard internally to be anti-racist, we need to work harder externally to actively tackle the structural and institutional racism around us.”

Fuck off to Africa and suck as much black cock as you want Emma.

Here’s an insight from a white man travelling in Africa, how do you think you’d get on?

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

Piers Morgan (10)

Hacking? I dont know what you are talking about…

A nomination for Piers ‘I’m a hysterical 5 year old princess’ Morgan. Morgan interviewed former New York Mayor and lawyer to Donald Trump, Rudolph Giuliani. And what a fiery affair it was. The row began over Trump’s response to the killing of George Floyd, devolved into insults of ratings and became an argument over levels of how insane everyone is and ended with Morgan mis-hearing what thought to be a swear word, but clearly wasn’t.

RG “I remember the mistakes you made and I remember how you stuffed* up!”

PM “We would like to apologise for the language you just used”

…

PM “You’ve come on here, you’ve been rude and abusive, you sound unhinged, you’ve been using profanity. And you were somebody I used to admire Rudy.”

RG “I haven’t used profanity, tell me the profanity that I have used. You lie about that too!”

For once, I actually watched the interview, and it certainly sounds to me like Rudy said ‘stuffed’ rather ‘fucked’ which is what Morgan clearly thought was said. Morgan needs to re-watch the interview with his producer and co presenter, and when her realises he got it wrong, he needs to apologise. Of course, we all know that Morgan doesn’t do apologies. He has neither the decency nor the honour.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

QDM also fancied a second helping:

Piers Morgan, once again, is deserving of a nomination. As we all know, BLM UK and ANTIFA have been “protesting” about the wrongful death of a black American man whom none of them have ever met, and don’t really care about. And of course, with ANTIFA being involved, these so called protests haven’t exactly been peaceful.

Anyway, throughout the Kung Flu crisis, Morgan has behaved like a spoilt four year old princess, getting all hysterical and righteously indignant whenever someone broke the rules or stood less than two metres away from other people. On the 3rd June, he called Labour MP Barry Gardiner “reckless and irresponsible” for joining the BLM protest outside parliament. However, the very next day, Morgan’s son joined another BLM protest, and Morgan tweeted to his demented followers that he was proud of his son for protesting, apparently, Morgan Jr assured his dad that he’d followed social distancing as much as possible. Considering how many left wing scum have been showing up to these things, I’m confident that Morgan Jr was NOT in any way keeping his distance.

When Julia Hartley-Brewer called him out on his hypocrisy, Morgan replied, “What law did he break, Julia? Supermarkets are ‘mass gatherings’ – have you been to one lately? He wore a mask & gloves, met up with under 6 friends, & tried hard to socially distance – because he wanted to protest against racial injustice. So yes, damn right I’m proud of him”.

What did law did he break? Interesting question Piers. What law any of the people you’ve been hysterically calling out and insulting broken? And yes, I have been to a supermarket recently. They are NOT mass gatherings. Apart from some of them having long queues outside, where social distancing has been enforced, they haven’t been even slightly packed. That’s because the staff control how many go in at any given time. You’re certainly not shoulder to shoulder. And going to a supermarket is a necessity. Attending a protest/riot, for over the death of a man that none of the attendees have met, and who probably don’t know his name or what he looks like, is not a necessity.

So, as well as being a liar and insider trader, Morgan is also a raging hypocrite. Fuck you Morgan. And fuck your dipshit son.