After every incident of lawlessness, murder and terrorism in the UK, I find myself getting more and more pissed off with the fuckin’ platitudes issued by Government, police and other authorities. All supposedly to reassure Joe public and restore confidence but all are basically an admission of defeat.

I’d like to look at four or five of my “favourite” ones but I’m sure you’d be able to add more of your own.
1. “Lessons will be learned from this.” But they never are, are they? As so often before, this was seen after the murder of three men in Reading. Priti and Boris both come out with this well worn cliche. It’s now about four days after the incident and it’s as if it never happened at all. What has it taught us? Simply not to believe any utterances that come out of fuckin’ politicians mouths.
2. “These type of incidents are very rare in this country.” Are they? Perhaps compared with downtown Beirut or Mexico City but they are far more common than in the Britain of thirty or forty years ago. I’m sure that statement is very comforting to all the family and friends who lost loved ones in the Manchester bombing or those who’ve had their lives cut short by a knife, not just on the streets but when relaxing leisurely in a park or peacefully going about their business in a city centre. What would brave policemen who’ve given their lives be thinking if they’d been able to reflect, especially when observing the craven, submissive reaction by some of their colleagues to recent events?
3. “There is no danger to the general public.” Usually issued as an all clear and forgetting to add “until the next time.”
4. Saving my favourite to the last, I’d love to be able to wrap my fingers around the throat of the first cunt who uttered “he was in the wrong place at the wrong time.” This one implies that some sort of blame can be attached to the victim, only now we’re not talking about some poor sod who has accidentally stumbled into downtown Miami. No, this could be your average sunbather, someone enjoying a night out at concert or a film. You can even be in your own home and still be in the “wrong” place! How can it be that in the year 2020 on this still beautiful island, you can be considered “in the wrong place?” I would never even been able to consider this in my childhood. This would have been anathema to my parents or grandparents had they been alive today.

A big fuck off to all the authorities who continue to use such terms. If you’ve nothing constructive to say, say fuck all you shower of cunts.

Nominated by: Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt

Sly News cunt anchor Adam Boulton has shut down Ex-chief superintendent Kevin Hurley, a former Scotland Yard chief, for daring to tell the truth and state that Black Lies Matter is deliberately stirring up a false anti-police narrative.

Hurley, who deserves hero recognition for his bravery in standing up to far left bullshit said senior figures in the movement were waging a ‘misinformation’ campaign to ‘destabilise and disrupt’ society.

He also suggested the ugly clashes in Brixton on Wednesday night were products of Afro-Caribbean single parenting and said constables had ‘given up’ enforcing the law on young black Britons for fear of jeopardising their careers.

He added: ‘We’ve got into a vicious circle with police officers dealing with young black people, who always come to the perspective that the police are trying to suppress them. And the police very quickly come to learn that dealing with young black people is quite frankly aggravation that puts their careers and mortgages at risk.’

‘That’s the reason why so many black youth are killing each other in London, because the police have given up trying to stop them carrying knives and guns and killing each other.’ Hurley also said that ‘this is not a BAME issue, this is an issue relating to people of West African heritage in terms of the relationship between the police and the public’.

Hurley then delivered the statistics to back up the facts; ‘there’s an awful lot of misinformation going on about police killing black people in custody. Last year 16 people died for various reasons in police custody – largely from drug overdoses – of those 16, only one was black. Last year the police shot three people dead – only one was black. There is a narrative going on here, I think driven by people within the Black Lives Matter movement who want to destabalise and disrupt society.’

But as he went to start another sentence cunt Boulton suddenly interjected: ‘Ok we’re going to have to leave it there, thank you very much indeed,’ and the video feed to Mr Hurley was cut off.

Obviously Sly News did not want to air ‘uncomfortable’ opinions, especially ones containing actual statistics that don’t agree with their narrative and resorted to the familiar left wing tactic of deplatforming. Sly News declined to comment.

Sly News don’t make it easy to complain. However, on ceomail.com you can find Mr Jeremy Darroch’s details (Chief Executive of Sly) including his email address: jeremy.darroch@bskyb.com

Get cunting and get complaining fellow ISACers.

Nominated by: Four Eyed Cunt

Claira Janover is deserving of a nomination. Janover is a Harvard graduate who recently gained, and then lost, employment with Deloitte. You’d think that having studied at a prestigious Ivy League university and then getting a job with an equally prestigious accountancy firm she would have a high degree of intelligence right? Right? Wrong, not in Janover’s case. Because she was recently fired by Deloitte after posting a video on TikTok in which she threatened to stab anyone who used the words “all lives matter”.

She’s a fervent BLM supporter you see, and she apparently took offence at people using this perfectly reasonable statement. Cue many complaints and Deloitte calling to tell her that her services were no longer required. Being a far lefty, also cue a pathetic, whingeing, sobbing, self-pitying video, in which she blames everyone EXCEPT the one person who was actually to blame for her losing her no doubt highly paid job with one of the world’s biggest, most renowned accountancy firms. Deloitte themselves don’t escape her finger of blame. They are “cowardice” (exact word) for letting her go over a video that she clearly considers to be trivial, rather than a serious threat to cause violence to anyone who dares to have an opposing view. She’s going to change the world you see. She’s going to leave and “indelible” imprint on the world. The main culprits though, are Trump supporters (anyone surprised?). Yep, Trump supporters are responsible for her filming herself threatening to stab anyone who utters “all lives matter”, then uploading it to TikTok and then getting fired. She is entirely blameless in this matter. Spare me your faux self-pity, you whingeing far left cunt.

Apparently, she has since received death threats for her act of dipshittery, and while I in no way condone this, I’m also not surprised. Nor do I particularly give a fuck. Hold on, I’ll check…nope…not a single fuck given. The moral of this ridiculous story is, THINK before you post. If you put up a video threatening violence against people, expect to receive threats in return. To be surprised by it, to complain about it, to whinge and whine and sob about losing your job over something that YOU did, and refusing to take any responsibility for it, is the act of a complete and utter cunt.

Grow the fuck up Claira. Learn a lesson from this. And by the way…ALL LIVES MATTER. Bring it bitch!

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

It would appear that most European airport authorities have banned them (Pakistan International Airlines), from flying to and from the European union and in the uk too, it seems that the pilots they employ have dubious flying qualifications and it has been noticed in other countries.

The parking Stanley’s are not to be trusted flying in and out of airports around the world after a recent crash in Pakistan when the peaceful pilots forgot to lower the landing gear…ffs..what a bunch of cunts,

I wouldn’t trust these fuckers to drive a tuk tuk,

Nominated by: Sidthesexistsforeskin 

Sorry. This might seem trivial compared with other Earth shattering cuntings.
But this really gets up my chuff.

They are not Air Bridges, they are flights. You get on an aeroplane, a big metal tube with wings sitting on foldy up wheels, you sit down. Then the big metal tube takes a short run and leaps into the air. Hours later the reverse happens, and you are there.

Why do they have to keep fucking up the good English language with trendy shite.
Next on Spring Watch – Here come the swallows just off their Air Bridge from Spain.
Donald Trump just off Air Bridge One.Controversy over some sleb taking Private Air Bridge to speak at we-are-all-going-to-die climate conference unless the plebs stop using Air Bridges.

Just stop it. Or I shall be forced to swear.

Nominated by: Fud-man