Classy Arsenal Football Club


Not my favourite team I will admit but what cunts they are.

Just won the cup. Into Europe next season. Both worth millions in revenue.

So to celebrate they announce the redundancy off 55 workers from administration to ground staff some of whom earn £25K a YEAR.

Meanwhile, swivel-eyed Herman the German Ozil sits on his butt doing nowt and collecting £350K a WEEK.

Never have the fantasy finances of premiership football been so exposed.

This is but the tip of an iceberg which points to something rather rotten at the heart of our society.

Nurses get no pay rise whilst GP’s (most of whom sat behind their desks during covid) and dentists (who weren’t even OPEN) do.

The Boris Bro JoJo becomes a peer for deserting the tories in the fight for Brexit. And stabbing his brother in the back.

The pay gap between CEOs and staff lower down the line is growing ever bigger.

The 2% digital sales tax just imposed by the govt is being passed on by Amazon to their sellers and ultimately the customers. Bezos’ profits won’t be touched.

Doesn’t all this make you feel a bit sick? It does me.

The fairness we seek is not that of the BLM Marxist fraudsters but of that between ALL the people.

Not everyone can be paid the same we know that. But surely there has to be a fairer distribution of the immense wealth that is generated?

If we don’t realise this now then when will we ever do so?

How about Rashford & Co. speaking up for the anomalies in their own profession?

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss 

“Finding Freedom” – A Cunt’s Story

A hardback and paperback cunting please for the most annoying book published in recent times – it even makes Anthony Blair’s “Journey” seem like a page-turner.

I refer of course to the Mr & Mrs. Hewitt opus “Finding Freedom” where with the aid of some little journalistic nancy boy they rehearse all their “hurt”, all their “anger”, all their “frustrations” of how badly they were treated by The Queen and all her family. I suppose Megan is just upset that Andrew didn’t want to give her one. How Harry is upset that his legitimate older brother was more “important” than him (which happens in many families anyway), but it doesn’t end there – they have become very touchy – suing newspapers for taking pictures of Archie. complaining about lack of privacy. They complain about everything, as becomes a prissy little up-her-own-arse soap actress (and that’s just Harry).

Harry the air travel fan who lectures everyone on “climate change”, including the companies that facilitate his urge to fly. It is too depressing to cntinue. Clearly they think they are “victims”. It is over every newspaper and website:

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/harry-meghan-book-excerpts-describe-184720122.html

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

The Covid Exams Fiasco and Whining, Entitled Students/Parents/Teachers

A ‘would you like fries with that?’-level cunting for students and their cunt parents and even bigger cunt teachers who are blaming the nasty tories and exam board that they didnt get the grades their woke instructors predicted, with some 36% lower than predicted (despte more A and A* this year) and more than few being off by two grades.

Weirdly this external moderation system Labour are now pointing fingers at was agreed with by the big teaching unions as far back as April. This was to take into account work done in earlier terms and help weigh the grades ro a standard, set of criteria, rather than just give students wildly optimistic grades as done in bedwetting socialist Scotland where teachers were worried about the effect such standards might have on less privileged pupils.
Expect each pupil in Scotland to get a small trophy, a rosette, a pouch of Capri-Sun and a Cadbury’s Creme Egg for turning up.

If the pupils in England and Wales arent happy they can take an exam in the Autumn and see which grade is higher then use that as their grade when applying to study Fashion and Media with Gender at East Anglia or Bangor.

Degree free with your tepid pint of Fosters at the union bar. Just dont skip Freshers Week.

Cunts.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

The Safety Camera Partnership

A monumental cunting for these modern day highwaymen please.

A few years ago Bristol City Cuntcil in their infinite wisdom decided to drop the speed limit to 20mph across vast tracts of the city. This cost millions of quid. The reason being that as 30mph is the default speed limit for a built up area it doesn’t need repeater signs putting up whereas 20mph does. This was done on wide open main roads as well as residential side roads.

The new mayor promised to review some of the more ridiculous 20 zones but 2 years on nothing has been done. He’s probably too busy trying to erase Edward Colston’s name from the city. They’re even going to rename Colston Hall. My suggestion would be “Cunts own” Hall. Any ideas guys? Answers on a postcard to BCC. Anyway, I digress.

So, how to pay for all this expensive extra signage? I know, speed camera vans! Now don’t get me wrong, I’m all for road safety. If they situated their vans at accident blackspots I would be applauding them.

But they don’t because they know they wouldn’t make any money. Instead they put them on main roads that would be totally safe to do 30mph. The only way to keep at 20mph is to keep staring at the speedometer which is in itself inherently dangerous. It’s also bad for the environment as lower gears use more fuel. It also encourages people to dangerously overtake. Bad news on a number of levels. To make matters worse they like to hide around bends and at the bottom of hills.

These cunts are contributing nothing whatsoever to road safety, they are merely stitching up everyday people going about their business. It’s legalised corruption and it makes my fucking piss boil. I’ve yet to be caught by one of these cunts but it’s probably only a matter of time. If I ever do have to go on a “speed awareness course” I shall give these cunts a piece of my mind, make no mistake.

Nominated by: Cupid Stunt 

David Whitely

David Whitely

Nope me neither but

This cunt goes by the name of DJ sideman. He has just quit the BBC because in a news report a white female BBC reporter used the N word or The GGD (Guy Gibson’s dog) word. I had never heard of Mr Whitely either but his outrage at a white person using the GGD word in A news report was so great he could stand it no longer and stormed out the door and has left the BBC. I presume he will now proceed to gain lawful employment as an architect.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12351680/bbc-n-word-row-1xtra-dj-sideman-quits-racial-slur/

But what has made my piss boil is that a quick trawl of DJ sideboards playlist includes plenty of acts that use the N word without any problem. Many of the bands, rappers will also talk of Incredible misogyny and violence. All things that DJ side-saddle seems ok with.

These cunts will look for anything, any reason to make a noise about how persecuted they are and how Mr White has wronged them. Anyone else had enough?

Nominated by Cuntsince1066

That surname is almost as ironic as Wiley being a Tottenham Hotspur fan – Admin