is a cunt.

I should like to venture an nomination on this esteemed site.

Most Popular Boys & Girls Names (2024)

As the story says, the most popular names for children born in 2024 in England and Wales have been released, with Athena and Yahya making it into the top 100 for the first time.

Guess what tops the list of boys’ names for the second year running?
Yep, Muhammad.

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Are we surprised?

No Adolph and no Rastus then.

As for `unusual` names (where the `parents` got so full of booze and class-A drugs whist mesmerized by total shite on the TV / interweb) there are, for the boys: Cuthbert, Crispin, Awesome and Beckham, and for girls: Orchid, Poem, Sicily and Everest.

So, welcome to the Islamic State of the Disunited Kingdom.

Shit be upon us.

Vent your spleens, cunters.

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Nominated by snigger-snigger.

is a cunt.

Our Heroic Leader has given Israel an ultimatum…do as he says or he’ll jolly well report them to the U.N,pat his chums in Hamás on the back for a job well done and “recognise” the State of Palestine.

I’m certain the IDF will now immediately pack up and go home,leaving those nice peaceful Palestinians to continue the wonderful work they’ve done to improve their “homeland”.

History says otherwise but,as we know,a towering international statesman like P.M Starmer can turn any situation around with his iron resolve and courage to tackle any problem head on,with clarity and vision.

What a man.

What a leader.

What a cunt.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Below is a Nomination by Harold which seems to fit well here. C.A.

Recognising a Palestinian State

Our much loved – sorry – loathed PM is now ‘threatening’ Israel that if they don’t meet certain ‘conditions’, them he will recognise a Palestinan State by September.

For a start, no surprise he is prioritising the probems of others (i.e: foreigers) over his own country and people.

Then there’s this ‘Palestinian State’. Why doesn’t Starmer and all those other leftie Hamas bumming cunts also officially recognise Brigadoon? How about Wheelie World? Or Narnia? Then there’s the land Jamie’s magic torch took him to every night? No? What, they don’t exist? Neither does an official Palestinian bloody State. Haven’t these pricks learned from Iraq and Afghanistan that these shitholes and their inhabitants are sod all to do with us, and it only ends badly for us. Usually by military graves or acts of terrorism. They refer to us as infidels and ‘Briteesh Pigs’ anyway. So why recoginse them at all?

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Why is she a cunt, she was the hero of the Euro final against Spain, providing the cross for the equaliser and scoring the winning penalty. She also scored the winner in the last Euros final.

The answer is she said she was so proud to be English, can’t write the English off and then in an interview with Alex Scott on the stage in front of Buck House said it feels so fucking special – how dare she be proud to be English, fucking blonde and white, hasn’t she had the memo, English 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 is racist.

I am joking, this girl has more fucking bottle than the entire fucking men’s team put together, came back after a very serious knee injury in 2020 being out for just under a year, was written off by the critics but she has English blood flowing through he veins. Yes English blood (you know, real English not the new multicultural shite).

Ok its womens football, sorry

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Nominated by Sick of it.

is a cunt.

From today July 28th 2nd class letters (“second class is lower class”) will only be delivered three days a week, for a few weeks, then two days a week for a few weeks, returning to three, then two, then three then two. No Saturday deliveries except first class post.

I would remind you that we are paying a lot more for the “service” (“You get less for more with Royal Mail”, another good advertising slogan for the damned bloodsuckers)

All in all most people would regard this as a downgraded service, but not this daft bitch Black, who opines that the reduction will be “good for customers”.

On what planet does the old tart live, and how many cocks did she have to suck to get to her current position?

Like OFWAT this bloated and inefficient organisation, there only to rubber stamp government edicts. it ought to be abolished, and Black could find an honest job as a checkout assistant at Tesco.

I know many people will cite email and only old fogies use the postalßervices, but for some legal documents the post is essential, also, as I have mentioned before I have an old friend, ex RN, who clever as he is, cannot use a computer, and only has a landline, so the post is the only way he communicates. I bet the decision will be changed if Kweer finds he can’t get his suppositories through the post, especially if his grapes of wrath flare up on Friday nights.

I should add that OFCOM insist first class lettres will still have to be delivered on Saturdays, but in reality does anybody even believe they will be?

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Nominated by W C Boggs.