Gen Zeds Shit Scared of Full Stops…!!

I want to Cunt generation Z snowflakes frit of the full stop.

Yes, you read that right – full stops!

Not content with controlling our language, woke shits now want to control our grammar. Apparently the full stop is ‘intimidating’ to young people because they interpret it as sign of anger, linguists say…

Some cunt named Rhiannon Cosslett tweeted:

‘Older people – do you realise that ending a sentence with a full stop comes across as sort of abrupt and unfriendly to younger people in an email/chat?’

Que?

That tweet prompted some crime novelist called Sophie Hannah to reply:

‘Just asked my 16-year-old son – apparently this is true. If he got a message with full stops at the end of sentences he’d think the sender was “weird, mean or too blunt”.’

WTF?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8657089/Full-stop-intimidating-young-people-interpret-sign-anger-linguists-say.html

This country is finished

Nominated by: Ruff Tuff Creampuff.

Baroness Dido Harding

Frankly, it boils my piss to see the number of tossers who repeatedly fall into cess pools full of shit and come up smelling of roses. Such a prime example is Baroness Dildo. Why Dildo ? Because she’s fucking useless.

Now we all know that PHE is totally unfit for purpose so Boris decides to replace it fair enough. But you can call a pile of dog shit a potpourri but it still stinks.

So, having totally fucked up the ‘world beating’ track and trace app, our Dildo get a plum new job heading up yet another quango. Remember this is the woman who presided over the data beach at Talktalk.

This is the woman totally unconnected with ensuring that loads a people were infected at the Cheltenham Festival just happening to be on the board of the racecourse.

And her new appointment and peerage has, of course, absolutely nothing to do with her husband being a Tory MP…

Nominated by: Dioclese 

“I love you! I hate you! I love you!”

I shouldn’t get personal. There’s a neighbour. Every week she’s either shouting on the phone or in person to her boyfriend.

One week it’s “I love you!” The next week it’s “I hate you!” It keeps going and going.

She’s at it now as I type this.

I keep wanting to give her the number to Samaritans and MIND. But at the same time I should keep my distance.

It is upsetting but it is annoying as well.

Nominated by: Spoonington 

Michelle Obama [6]

Had the misfortune to hear her on radio four this morning, as they gleefully reported her latest anti Trump monologue, basically saying that if bimblefuck Joe Biden doesn’t win the election to become president, America is finished. She doesn’t give a fuck about old children sniffer Biden, she is keeping her profile high, probably with a nod to running for President herself in 2024. Sad thing is, she could win. It was bad enough with her husband Barry looking down his nose at us, can you imagine how much of a friend to the U.K. she would be?

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Lewis Hamilton [10]


Lewis Hamilton deserves another nomination. With the BLM bollocks dying down a bit, the self styled saviour of the world has had to find a new stick with which to beat us. And he’s found it in the form of environmentalism. He’s released a video, which he claims is just him and his poor dog. They’re out on a speedboat, no phones, no tablets, no cameras, just…wait, what? So how did you make the fucking video then? Dickhead.

It’s all, “THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING. WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE ICE CAPS”. And those poor polar bears, who are literally eating snow because there isn’t enough ice for the seals to sell slushies, or some bullshit. Then there’s the rainforests, and all the other shit that’s allegedly being destroyed by us evil humans (especially white people. They’re the worst). I’ve even seen a post in which he preaches about poaching in Africa. And although he doesn’t say it specifically, he makes it clear that he blames whitey. Except, poaching in Africa is carried out predominantly by black Africans, to feed the huge hocus pocus medicine market in China. And the last time I checked, the Chinese weren’t white.

I’m sick of this thick twat. He gets paid £60 million a year by a company that produces over 14 metric tons of C02 every year, PER CAR that they make. And he’s sponsored by an oil company (Petronas). And he does a lot of travelling, in private jets (like fellow environmental hypocrite, Di Crapio). He also owns FOUR properties and FIFTEEN cars, eight of which are supercars. So I find it somewhat hypocritical therefore, that this arrogant shite thinks he has the right to lecture the rest of us on the bullshit called man made climate change. Especially when, like Greta Thumbnail, he knows FUCK ALL about it. And in his case, he’s already done more damage to the environment that I ever could.

Go fuck yourself Hamilton. Want to do something? Pay some fucking tax. You arrogant, hypocritical cunt!

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw