Claudia Winkleman

 

Claudia Winkleman, co-host of Strictly, definitely deserves a nomination.

She gets a pay rise from the BBC, taking her salary to £369,000, and 24 hours later she sends a round-robin email to BBC staff asking them to film themselves dancing for a ‘Dancing with our staff’ promotional video.

This has caused some fury among the none ridiculously overpaid staff, because many of them have just received redundancy notices. Wait…they get made redundant, and so called celebrities get pay rises, could there be a correlation?

Anyway, Winkleman has shown a level of self-unawareness that rivals Lineker. And for that reason, I formally nominate the annoying cunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8739671/Claudia-Winkleman-sends-email-asking-BBC-staff-facing-redundancy-film-dance-video.html

 

Phillip Schofield (5)

 

I have concluded that Philip Schofield is a class A cunt of the highest order.

Not because he lied to his wife for 27 years while having probably multiple gay affairs behind her back, no but because he is an unscrupulous git with no morals or honor. What class of shitbird conducts business on another companies premises?

In the latest “webuyanycar” advert we see a car sales man about to close a deal on a car sale when up pops the little Schofield on the buyer’s shoulder to sell his services in the showroom of another business.

Right at the moment the sales guy was about to make a sale, a sale that would have earnt him a commission, money he could have used to buy food for his family, shoes for little Timmy, and maybe finally pay for his old mums long-awaited a hip transplant.

But No, fucking Schofield manages to find the time in his busy schedule of morning light entertainment and bumming men to swoop in like the shit bird that he is and ruin another man’s livelihood.

It is a shame the sales guy did not reach over, pluck the little shit off the customer’s shoulder, and twist his head off saying, “Sorry, there was some annoying little turd on you, but now it is gone”

Schofield, for conducting business on another mans property uninvited, you are a cunt of the highest order. Fucking cunt.

Nominated by: Spherical:Cunt 

Sociology

Sociology is a cunt.

There are so many ‘experts’ around these days, usually from some third rate university, telling us how awful white people are and reeling off one dreadful study after another of tosh, bullshit and utter cuntery. White privilege?’ What a load of cunt. From which giant arse-mountain is this unquestioned shit-fountain spurting?

Well I think it’s probably sociology (‘social-science’), an invention of the left, whose insidious pseudo-science took a firm hold in our academic institutions back in the 60’s and whose malignant ideas have since metastasised inside every institution in the land, even central government, rendering them all paralysed when facing down sociology’s obvious idiocy.

Sociology, like a virus, apes genuine science in explaining how the world works and it’s so-called ‘evidence’ has spawned a billion bullshit claims which seem to be held more dearly now than genuine scientific data. Sociology has its own dodgy methods and more often than it should bases its findings on what people feel. So if something is felt by someone to a sociologist it becomes real, no matter how spurious or however motivated. Not only that, if someone feels something and it’s reported by a sociologist it also has to be true for everyone, just like a proper science would expect of its findings. But sociology’s findings are spurious like the emperor’s new clothes. They serve someone’s self-interest. Like white privilege. Or racism.

Very worryingly the increasing acceptance of sociological bullshit has brought in an era of moral-relativism where self-evident and obvious facts have been routinely denied a defence by those authorities who are responsible for them to the point where the firm bedrock of a once civilised and decent society has been eroded into a cloud of doubts. Truth is now nothing more than shouting the loudest while everyone else has to just suck up the nonsense.

Try telling the truth and see what happens. James Watson, DNA pioneer and Nobel Prize winner did just that and lost his job and reputation. Now he was a real scientist.
So to today. Only sociology could back up any of the following and it does with reams of papers to support:

I have a cock and balls and I am a woman.
I have a uterus and a cervix and I am a man.
I am biologically a man, I like to wear dresses and I demand to go to a women’s prison when I am convicted of a crime.
I am a black multi-millionaire, I am free to do as I like, but I am oppressed by white people.
I have lived my life as a free person all my life as have my family back to the time of my great-great-great-great grandparents and I am a direct victim of slavery which was first abolished by the nation in which I was born 200 years later.
I deny free speech to others and seek to persecute others for holding different opinions and they are the Nazis.
I say I believe in democracy but I refuse to allow an open debate on any subject when someone holds a contrary viewpoint and I act to stop others from hearing that viewpoint by seeking to ban them.
I practise a religion which is openly homophobic, misogynistic and racist and if you criticise me for that I will use equality laws against you to get you arrested for a hate-crime.
I am a victim of…..

The list could go on. Sociology is a cunt, sociologists are snake-oil selling cunts and the politicians who are supposed to represent us are cunts for lacking the backbone to confront this shit.

Nominated by: Zippy

The Invasion of Pembrokeshire


So. cunters. the caravan of shite has finally started to be distributed evenly throughout the UK, and my piss is boiling now.

Down in sunny Pembrokeshire one had thought the invasion of rats would not get here. Unfortunately I’ve been very wrong. Members of the religion of peace are being ferried to the little England beyond Wales to a location in the south of the county. Protests are getting abundant at the moment as apparent “hate filled gammon” take to the streets of Tenby.

They don’t want their children r*ped by swarthy types or have their heads hacked off with pangas, as long as they stay south of the Cleddau Bridge. If they venture to the north of the county (Deliverance country) it will look like Mississippi’s Burning in no time.

Most of the residents of north Pembrokeshire are more inbred than these fuckers (some of them are members of my family). I’m okay though cunters, being a resourceful “Rhodie” I’ve already stocked up my chest freezer and cupboards so I can enjoy the carnage from a distance. I’m sure that certain residents will be completely sheltered from the carnage too, eh Mr Hart, eh Mr Crabb.

If this shit goes on Pembrokeshire won’t be “Tory” blue much longer, utter cunts!!!!!!

Nominated by: Captain Ian Douglas Van Der Byl Quimson

The National Trust


Surely not, a classic British institution protecting our great and noble heritage even if most people don’t give a flying fuck about it or the buildings and countryside they protect.

But the national trust has decided that far too many of its buildings are a result of whitey being a bit horrible a few hundred years ago. I don’t really expect many visitors who go to visit are horrified about our past.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-54018340

I also imagine that a great deal less than 15% of their membership is made up of the BAME community to reflect the make up of the nation. History is history good or bad it can’t be erased. My advice to the national trust is stick to what you do and open some old buildings and sell overpriced cake. you are not a political organisation if you are then you should lose your charitable status immediately.

If you are so ashamed on our behalf why don’t you convert a couple of buildings into shelter for those peacefuls arriving on dinghies I’m sure they would be most grateful and you can then watch then your membership numbers dwindle.

How long must this BS go on and how many more organisations will feel so guilty about a past they never experienced that they feel compelled to show their woke credentials to the detriment of what they do and what they stand for.

National Trust can fuck right off!

Nominated by: Cuntsince1066

 

and seconded by Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

The National Trust.

Last year the Trust was promoting the idea that most of the Great Estates and Stately Homes in this country came about due to The Gays and should be celebrated as monuments to Shift-Lifters through the Ages. This year it is promoting the idea that most of these Great Estates and Stately Homes came about due to wicked slave-owners and are monuments to Whitie’s wickedness through the Ages.

I’m now waiting to see what they do about Homosexuals who also owned slaves….probably knock down all the properties and build some kind of Butlins-style reeducation camps promoting the idea that dark-key poofs were actually the ones who built this country.

Which takes precedence,National Trust ? The Loveliness of The Gays or The Suffering of The Sooties?