Cunts who wear sunglasses ( or any glasses ) on the top of their heads.

I have no idea who started this but their originality is lost in the mists of time. If you don’t want to wear them take them off and put them in your pocket or manbag or what fucking ever. We all know you think you are cool by doing this but you are just making a cunt of yourself.

Don’t get me started on the massive wankers wearing baseball caps with the glasses perched on the peak. You are beyond help mate.

(I cannot stand the cunts who wear baseball caps back to front. The brim is to provide eye shade you utter knobs – NA)

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

Now I know a lot of older cunters wont like this (especially Boss Admin. Tread carefully, MNC! – DA).
They grew up with “big John” as a cowboy hero.
But John Wayne couldnt act. He could only play John wayne!
Think he died of dry rot he was that fuckin wooden.
I like westerns, but more a Clint eastwood fan.
John Wayne, the Duke?..
The hell he is.

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt

(Just so long as Boss Admin knows I had nothing to do with this – NA)

A bald headed cunting please for this slaphead windbag of an MP who has been a monumental failure at everything he has put his grubby hands on. But it seems Grayling could fall down Gaylord Adonis’s shitter and come up smelling like Alan Carr, since he has landed a £100,000 job for 7 hours a week:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/chris-grayling-port-advising-role-100000-money-a4549271.html

Obviously the less time he spends “working” the less damage he can do (in theory) and I don’t have any issue with anybody earning (provided they REALLY “earn” it) whatever they can get, but how can this shit be worth that much money?.

It’s not what you know, but who you know……

(ain’t that the fucking truth – admin)

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

A Woe Is Me, R U Disrespectin’ Me, Man? cunting please for prima donna getaway car driver Lewis Hamilton.

Very fragile little ego, our Lewis has. It seems a former racing driver Jackie Stewart isn’t prepared to bend the knee, and this upsets young Lewis:

https://www.aol.co.uk/sport/2020/10/12/lewis-hamilton-hits-back-at-sir-jackie-stewart-over-negative-com/?utm_source=spotim&utm_medium=spotim_recirculation

He should write to Mr & Mrs Hewitt so they can condole with him. His ego needs a boost.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

So I am 60+ year old who has just ordered, amongst other things, a shitty £4 window scrapper from Tool Station. I then get an email stating my order contains an “age restricted product” and I now need to send a copy of my driving licence or passport within 24 hours to some bollox email address or they won’t deliver it.

What a fucking nonsense. So I can send them a copy of my passport, or any other fuckers I find on the internet, they will then deliver the scrapper, irrespective of what spotty adolescent opens the door and takes receipt of it.

The fact I paid on credit card, for which you need to be 18, seems to be neither here nor there. What bell end fires off copies of his passport to fuck knows who, risking identity theft, for a £4 scrapper.

Now I know why they are called Tool Station, because they are a bunch of tools. CUNTS.

Nominated by: Sideline Sid