Conservative,Labour,Liberal….they’re all the fucking same. All bandying about the same “buzz-words”….”fairer,equality,caring” etc….load of idealistic crap being spouted as the Country goes down the Shitter.

I suspect that they all share a common aim too…a full-bore reset and I have my suspicions that “Gammons” aren’t going to fit too well into their Brave New World. We are being “sold down the river”(apparently now a racist phrase) by a bunch of crooks and idealists.

Fuck them all.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

…and another from Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

Sir Kweer Charmer.
The cunt.

What is he thinking. Ejecting comrade Steptoe risks the whole loony left detaching from the Labour party. Frothing at the mouth. Where will they be without their woke, anti-semitic nutters? No London seats. Peaceful postal multi votes dropping off.
Aided by Boris the cunts might end up electable.
The cunt.

Now admittedly ITV Be is a crock of shite, but this afternoon Mrs D is sitting in front of the idiot box with her mouth open unbelieving what she’s looking at. It’s “Gemma Collins, Diva forever and ever”

Now this vacuous fat nobody has admittedly been cunted on this esteemed organ twice previously on 2018 and 2019 but forever and ever in search of being even more ridiculous, she’s plumbed new depths with this utter pile of dross.

Apparently GC wants a man to call her own so she can have a baby so let’s hope that the poor unfortunate bastard she eventually corners brings a mining lamp, compass and map so he can find his way through the countless layers of lard on his way to her fanny.

She sure as hell isn’t going to find him in the episode as she goes on a staycation to a camp site. True to form she’s in a forty foot Winnebago which demolishes half the site as her witless brother tries to squeeze it in. But being GC she can’t stand it for more than one night and demands a five star hotel instead.

What baffles me is how the fuck the general public have sunk to such a low level of intellect that they revere this hag and she gets paid vast sums of money for behaving like a spoilt cunt and being generally thick as two short planks.

Clearly this explains why I never managed to make millions. Intelligence is a curse…

Nominated by: Dioclese 

(Is that our esteemed Lord Fiddler about to go down on his dearest beloved? – DA)

This cunt just won’t go away, like some turd that survived the flush, and is slowly dissolving in the pan.

It was on this cunts’ computer model that the first lockdown was initiated. A lockdown he broke himself, as he was fucking some cuckolds’ loony lefty wife.
Yeah, that cunt.

He’s still wheeled out as the foremost expert on all things Covid on the BBC, his last appearance on radio four was him telling us all that Christmas equals death. The beeb don’t mind his past transgression, as a lefty he is redeemable, unlike that murderer Cummings.

It has been noted that for years, this cunts predictions on epidemiology have been so wrong, it would have been better asking a drunken tramp for advice.
Do the decent thing professor doom, and fuck off.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

and seconded a few days later by JeffWode:

Alleged Prof Neil Ferguson should be cunted off for eternity.

The cunt has a long history of making an utter cunt of himself by continually getting his predictions wrong by a million per cent.

Remember foot and mouth? Yep he was responsible for that utter bell end T Blair’s slaughter of 6 million farm animals-as it turns out completely un-necessarily.
Bird flu? 200 million worldwide deaths according to cuntyfergy-total deaths 282. Swine flu? Cuntyfergy says “65,00 UK deaths” our survey says…wapwah….”457″.

So who do the cuntus maximus’s in government turn to for some cool, reasoned, level headed advice? You got it-Prof PanicPants himself. Result? A nuclear holocaust through the economy, no 84 year olds lives saved ’cause they bunged ’em all in plague centres and an OBE for the world’s biggest cunt.

Holyfuckingshitwe’refucked.

For spending half the morning telling the nation that TRICK or TREAT is: “great! And a lot of fun!”

CUNT.

Nuff said.

Nominated by: Ruff Tuff Creampuff

(More on this Halloween is Fun – DA)