Backbench MPs

Useless cunts as a general rule.

This week we hear that up to 70 back benchers MIGHT vote against severe Covid 19 restrictions when the second national lockdown is over.

One thing we can be sure of, the so called revolt will be lily-livered and half-baked.

What have the spineless cunts done in the past nine months to hold the Government to account for its wholesale destruction of the country, people’s physical and mental health, and and economy?

What have they had to say about the ongoing invasion of illegal immigrants? That’s right, fuck all.

Has the Backbench Business Committee stood up for your business as it was flushed down the pan by HMG in response to Covid 19? Has it fuck.

What did they do during the previous administration? Oh, yes, they worked together to piss on the wishes of the British public.

1922 Committee? Bag of shite.

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea 

Diego Maradona – The Hand of a Cheating Cunt (2)

Diego Maradona is/was a cunt.

‘He was the greatest player that ever lived!’

Bollocks. He was a cheat.

And that second goal vs England in ’86 was a fucking OG. Trevor Steven (I think) tackles him and puts in himself.

I’ve just replayed it 5 times on Sly News and there’s no way he kicks in.

Good riddance to a mad cunt.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt 

… and talking of cunts, here’s one from Quick Draw McGraw regarding Emmanuel Macron and the Cheat!

There are many reasons to nominate this frog granny shagger, but my nomination today is for his tweet regarding the death of Argie football cheat, Diego Maradonna.

He couldn’t just offer his condolences to the family, he had to make a childish dig at the UK at the same time by mentioning how the Argies beat “Thatcher’s England” at the Mexico World Cup.

It was fucking immature, and makes me wonder if, when told of the death, asked “Diego who”? And let’s face it, the entire fucking world knows that the Argies only “won” because the fat little fucker pushed the ball into the net with his hand, and was allowed to get away with it by the ref.

I know, I know, he’s French and we should expect anti-English rhetoric from those cunts. Macron though, has been one of the most anti-English French Presidents since De Gaulle.

Of course, he does have some reason right now. He knows that if he doesn’t get full rights for the froggy fish thieves to continue raiding UK waters, he’s done as Monsieur le President. Hopefully, that will then open the door for Marine Le Pen. Anyway, yeah, Macron is a cunt.

 

(Latest conspiracy update. Apparently his doctor is facing manslaughter charges – DA https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-55123188 )

Rubbish Rock and Roll (for Christmas)

I was helping my elderly neighbour yesterday put up a new book shelf (social distanced of course officer).

While there I had a sandwich and a cup of tea while sat in the kitchen with the idiot lantern on, I looked up and saw 3 cuntcil workers dancing round wheelie bins.

Apparently this trio of twats we’re from Wolverhampton (one was a dar quay of course) going on about getting Christmas number 1 with there crap singing and repugnant bin dance.

This is the level we’re now at cunters, just glad I don’t pay for this fucking freak show anymore, mark my words “Dar quays come dancing” will be next years “TV Sensation, utter cunts!!!!!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

(More fuckwittery here – DA  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-55020730 )

Donald Trump – Sore Loser (7)

Donald Trump’s fail-safe plan in the event of things not going his way in the election was to claim there existed a massive mail voter fraud conspiracy, yet election officials across the US, republicans and democrats alike, have refuted these allegations. Even more ridiculous is the ‘QAnon theory’, which proves there is no shortage of people eager to take advantage of the stupidity of others for personal gain. Using various forms of subterfuge as a means to seize, consolidate or hold on to power is a tactic that has been used throughout history to target the gullible, the fearful and the easily-manipulated.

In 1933 Nazi sympathizers set fire to the Reichstag in Berlin and blamed it on the communists, giving them the excuse to suspend civil liberties. In 1982 Argentina’s failing military junta attempted to restore support by reclaiming sovereignty of the ‘Malvinas’. People tend to wory less about how the economy is doing when they’re involved in a war.

If Trump hoped his inept schemes might instigate some kind of popular uprising to keep him in power, then unfortunately for him it hasn’t materialized. His moping and complaining has simply invited ridicule. Attorneys representing his campaign in the courts are withdrawing their services, he’s fallen out with Fox News and most republicans have decided that the best policy is to maintain an embarrassed silence till after he’s gone. In desperation he’s even tried to claim credit for the new coronavirus vaccines.

Vladimir Putin could teach him a thing or two about staying in power. He became prime minister of Russia in 1999, president in 2000, prime minister again in 2008 and president again in 2012. Trump must wish he’d been born a soviet citizen, it’s so much easier to re-invent oneself under their system.

Nominated by: Allan 

 

Australian SAS

It grieves me to nominate some of these erstwhile respected soldiers for a cunting, however reports and the statement by an Aussie General would seem to indicate the regiment deserves a severe cunting for the massacre of civilians.

In the process they have sullied the good name of the SAS and all its sister regiments. Although my Rhodesian SAS disbanded unbeaten 40 years ago – thank goodness unsullied – those SAS Regiments left standing here and in NZ must be feeling somewhat aggrieved and quite rightly so.

Lest we tar all Aussie soldiers with the same brush, let’s remind ourselves of those noble and brave Aussies who selflessly fought for King and Commonwealth/Empire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_udGcKMhbtc

We will remember them.

Those Australian SAS members guilty of the crimes investigated aren’t fit to lick the boots of their forebears.

They are truly worldbeating cunts

Nominated by: Big Al 

(Details here – DA https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/australian-defence-chief-admits-sas-was-relied-on-too-much/COBJJ7PSTGBI55Q4QVQRFPLCXE/)