Teachers (4)

Teachers are cunts aren’t they?

I know three of the fuckers, and, predictably, they are all libtard lefties. All moaned like fuck when they had to go back to work: “it’s dangerous”, “government wants to kill us” etc etc ad nauseam.

Now they’re moaning again because they can’t have another month off tax-payer funded holiday, unions winding them up again.

The bullshit that teaching is a calling is fucking shite, it’s a fucking soft touch and they know it. Try digging roads or burning off bolts in mid winter from a submarine’s propeller casing.

Fucking sappy cunts!

Nominated by: West Cuntry Cunt 

Dead Pool [182]

Congratulations to Gutstick Japseye who correctly predicted all round evil cunt the serial killer Peter Sutcliffe has died of the Kung Flu.Only the second hit we have had from this pandemic in the pool.Anyway enough about the prostitute killing lorry driver.

On to Deadpool 182:

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

My picks (Shaun)

Leslie Phillips
Rush Limbaugh
Gerd Müller
Dai Davies
Jake “The Snake” Roberts

Ed & David Miliband (9)

(Two cunts for the price of one – DA)

I just went to look at the news just now and a fetid turd from a few years back seems to have floated up again.

Yes, none other than David ‘irrelevant’ Milliband. This cock stain has been wheeled out by LBC a few times crowing about how the US won’t give the U.K. a trade deal regardless of who wins the election, and how Britain is a none entity state outside of the EU.

Well cunt, for once you actually know what you are talking about, being a none entity, irrelevant cunt yourself, however in true Milliband style you are still wrong. Just fuck off and die will you?

Nominated by: The Captain

…and here’s one for his brother, Ed, courtesy of W. C. Boggs

Ladies and gentlemen I give you your own – your very own – and you can keep him Deputy Minister for Mirth Ed Miliband. This stupid cunt who sounds too irritating to be funny appeared oin Wireless 4’s Today programme this morning, to implore the government, in that camp pleading voice of his, to spend £30b – let me say that again – 30 BILLION POUNDS over the next 18 months on “green jobs”. This madcap proposal is backed by the queen of dirty undercrackers, Analease Dodds. of course. That dirty tart ought to campaign to open a few soap factories and slipper baths.

Miliband minor wants some of this money to go on “planting trees”.

This country faces an unimagined economic disaster in the next few years, which is, I should say, of greater moment than the enviromental crisis, and this stupid pair of shitstains wants to squander even more money.

But perhaps it is just me out of step, that comic fanzine of Labour, Labourlist seems to think it is a good idea as well:

https://labourlist.org/2020/11/labour-challenges-government-to-create-400000-new-jobs-in-green-recovery/

All I can say is that there must be a village in Doncaster who has lost their idiot, previouslyu last seen planting a tombstone in Hastings a few years ago. He is clearly building a new one.

Lockdown 2: Electric Boogaloo

What a crock of shite.

The first one left hundreds of thousands out of work and homeless, created a huge looming mental health crisis, killed cancer patients thanks to them having their treatments stopped and didn’t even stop the virus from spreading in the long run.

And yet despite all that we’re having a second one?

Fuck off.

Nominated by: General Tso’s Chiggun

Women’s Equality Party (2)

Hang on to your fanny wrappers, and put on a new pair of Tenaladies, as some ugly old tart who speaks for this party of old hags, has decided that a Donald Trump second term would be “bad” for British wimmin:

https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/uk-perspective-trump-election-women-081024009.html

Perhaps she would rather be accosted by senile old Biden whipping off his truss in front of her, though, judging by her boat race, she would be lucky to achieve even that.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs