Katie Price (6)

This braindead cunt has just returned from the Maldives to help her deal with her bankruptcy. The slag is now planning her 6th sprog with the latest short term fuck monkey.

Anyway I digress. The reason for the nomination is she is asking for fans to cough up some gym equipment to help 28 and a half stone Harvey to lose some weight as if breaking the bars off his enclosure and trying to fuck his mum or catch and eat the dog isn’t exercise enough for him.

I reckon some heavy duty rope and a tyre would give him something to swing off rather than hanging out of his muml, or maybe to a chicken drumstick behind the Range Rover and get him to chase it  Jurassic Park style, that should help him burn off a few calories…..

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

(More here  – DAhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8914857/Katie-Price-asks-help-finding-gym-equipment-Harvey-reveals-weighs-29-stone.html)

 

Sam Smith (4)

A wears ‘their’ heart on ‘their’ sleeve cunting for non-binary, self obsessed Sam Smith.

It seems that the whiney-voiced wanker just can’t help emoting all over the place at the drop of a hat. Now ‘they’ have let it be known that ‘they’ want to have children by the time ‘they’ are 35.

‘I want to be mummy’ trills the twat. Bless.

Sorry to break this to you sunshine, but in order ‘to be mummy’ you need a cunt. It ain’t enough just to be one.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Bob Downie and Brexit

This lump of human excrement, who spouts word like “cool”, has instigated an on-line petition to extend Brexit negotiations by a further year:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1355344/Brexit-news-latest-boris-johnson-david-frost-eu-transition-extension

What a transparent cunt. Yet another motherfucker loser who can’t face the fact that Remain and Project Fear lost, so he is using Covid 19 as an excuse to keep us in the fascist dicatorship. Of course we would have to pay another year’s susbcription, plus the enormous Covid premium, but that’s “cool” with Downie.

If I had my way that cunt, prior to Unkle Terry’s oven, would be taken to the caning room in Singapore, divested of his clothes and given 24 strokes at maximum force.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Awa Zongo

Attention asylum seekers! Failed in your attempts to stay in the UK and desperate to avoid getting deported? The answer’s simple. Just turn really vicious, and you’ll get to stay at HM’s pleasure!.

Yes folks, it seems that this is exactly what one truly nasty piece of toxic femininity has done. It rejoices in the name of Awa Zongo, and hails from Burkina Faso.

In December 2019, when she was two days away from deportation, Zongo launched a frenzied attack upon a woman with whom she was sharing accommodation. The Crown Court in Manchester heard that Zongo repeatedly yelled ‘I’m not going back!’ as she hurled boiling water over her victim, before stabbing her some thirty times.

Left for dead, the injured woman staggered into the street with the knife still buried deep in her neck. A passer-by raised the alarm and emergency services were duly called. Doctors treating the victim said later that it was ‘a miracle’ that she had survived the assault.

When the police arrived, Zongo stumbled from the property and fell to the ground, feigning collapse and claiming that she couldn’t remember what had happened. Needless to say, the creature’s brief tried on the old ‘mental elf ishoos’ defence, and claimed that Bongo was suffering from PTSD.

To his credit Judge Patrick Field QC was having none of it. Referring to the accused as ‘cynical and frankly wicked’, he stated ‘in the absence of any other explanation for this merciless attack, it seems that your sole purpose was to prevent your lawful removal from this country’. He duly sent Ali Bongo down for life, with a minimum sentence of seven years.

So there you have it people. Come hell or high water, this shithouse has got her way, and will now be maintained at our expense for who knows how long. The benefits of that ‘cultural enrichment’ know no bounds.

Nominated by: Ron Knee 

(More here – DA https://metro.co.uk/2020/11/01/woman-stabbed-housemate-30-times-two-days-before-she-was-due-to-be-deported-13516961/?ico=related-posts)

Extinction Rebellion [9]


(Using a picture of their blatant disrespect just felt wrong – NA)

Extinction Rebellion. Yes, those complete insane climate retards who keep fucking life up for us normal folk. And what have they done now? Why, they hijacked the one minute silence on Remembrance Day, by taking to the Cenotaph and unfurling a banner which read “Honour their sacrifice, Climate Change means war”. There was also a photo dressed in the old DPM Soldier 95/2000 uniform, (disruptive pattern materiel, or camouflage to yo civvies) and an Infantry beret. As protests go, this one was the worst, sickest act of cuntery yet. How dare they trample on our fallen just to get across their deranged plans to combat climate change. And if that guy in the DPM actually had served in the forces, rather than the 1st Battalion Walt Division, he should be fucking ashamed. He’s a disgrace to the uniform, and the men and women who died wearing it. Cunts.

Forgot to mention. Where were plod while this was happening? Why, sat in a car just a few yards away, watching. Well done Met Police. Dereliction of your duty once again.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw