Gordon Brown (19)

Yes – it’s that turd again. A tartan bedroom (and if you’re lucky, you’ll get both) cunting please for the waddling, stinking tub of lard who for a brief period of madness was the Prime Minister of Britain – the man who ennobled Mandy.

These days he has to set his sights lower, and he has become Sleepy Joe Biden’s messenger boy:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8928643/Gordon-Brown-insists-Joe-Biden-great-friend-Britain.html

You will notice the “subtle” reference to Brexit (of course) – like Gaylord Adonis, he just can’t let it go, and is totally pissed he lost. Add to this cunting Dame Kweer, who has wasted no time in crawling up Biden’s decrepit arsehole. He thinks his and Biden’s parties are “sisters” – I can’t disagree there – you would never consider Kweer a brother.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Kamala Harris

As the fraudulent, stolen election enters it’s second week, let’s have a flat on her back, legs in the air cunting for Kamala “Flatback” Harris.

Instead of my usual long winded, dissertational cunting, I’m simply going to cunt the cunt and let you English cunters read the links for yourself.

“Old Flatback” got here name because she was the bought and paid for Mistress of former California Assembly Speaker Willie Brown. Willie was married at the time (albeit living separately from his wife) when he took on the young Kamalatoe as his concubine.

She was 30 years younger than the married Speaker and quit her job to be his full time mistress. He showered her with gifts of clothing, jewelry and even gave her a car. A BMW no less!

He appointed her to 2 political patronage positions where she received a combined compensation of well over $150,000 a year (in 1990s dollars.) She was always at his side and introduced to the movers and shakers of the Commiefornia Demonrat party.

There was even public speculation that they were to be married. But after Willie was elected Mayor of Sad Fagcisco, Commiefornia, he dumped “Old Flatback” and went back to his wife.

Using the “connections” she acquired while being “under” him, the tarnished and scorned concubine later ran for office in as a prosecutor. When elected she sent a message to Brown stating that if he so much as jaywalked she would prosecute him to the full extent of the law.

In her published biography, “Old Flatback” failed to even mention her old “mentor.” But in a published interview she was forced to acknowledge that her “association” with him would always be an albatross around her neck.

I bet none of you English cunters knew any of this. You sure as hell didn’t hear it in the press coverage of the election cycle. But there is a major story published in September of 2020, detailing all of it in your own reviled Daily Mail. (As well as multiple other outlets. But be advised…you do have to hunt for it as the corrupt Google algorithms have done their best to hide any reference to it. Nonetheless, Google it for yourself and you can read in great detail how this cunt rose from her knees to the very pinnacle of American politics.

So that’s the story of how a poor Markleoid form Canada…oh yes look for that too…became the heir apparent to Creepy Uncle Joe. (I know what you cunters are thinking!)

Kamala “Flatback” Harris…a true cunt if there ever was one.

NOTE: To the Admin Team; If I may be allowed to make a request. Should you deem this nomination worthy of publication, please post a picture of the young “Flatback” with her “mentor” Willie Brown.

(The £25 Amazon voucher certainly helped – DA)

https://dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8623781/Kamala-Harris-affair-San-Franciscos-black-mayor-Willie-Brown.html

That’s all for now but remember:

White Lives Matter
Armed Resistance
Never Surrender

Other sources include but not not limited to: Wikipedia and The New York Times

Nominated by: General Cuntster (Deceased)

Foreskins

Jews don’t like em, cut em off.
And i see their point.
Mines like a carrier bag , have to roll it up like a midgets jeans.
Sometimes when having a gypsy it stops the stream of widdle and im pissing 2 jets!!

Its why I prefer pissing outdoors, once got it trapped in my zip,
Now that gets the heart racing!
And when younger a heavy handed young lady snapped my banjo string, causing fair bit of blood and me to howl like a bloodhound.
Its a liability.

On the plus side it looks like Walter Matthau without his teeth in.
Anyone else got a troubled me foreskin?
Send Admin a pic, (No! Definitely don’t send any pics of your gnarled old droopy bits, thanks – DA)
Best one wins a prize.

(Don’t be a tease DA, we all know you like dick pics – NA)

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt

The Imperial War Museum.

Not to be outdone by other woke infested national organisations such as the British Museum and the National Trust, the Imperial War Museum has that it too is now seeking to trash British History. And their target is the man commonly referred to as the “Greatest Brit”, Winston Churchill himself.

We all know that Churchill was far from perfect. He suffered from depression and was a deeply flawed individual. But now the IWM are seeking to frame Churchill not as the British driving force for Victory against the Nazis and the Japs, but as a filthy racist, who hated anyone who wasn’t white. Churchill was a product of his time. He wasn’t perfect, but he stood by his principles.

After the disaster of Gallipoli, he was removed from the Admiralty, and later resigned from government and joined the Army (having previously served as an officer). He then did a tour in the trenches on the Western Front. While serving on the Belgian Front, he and his men suffered nearly THREE MONTHS of continuous shelling, and he was very nearly killed when a large piece of shrapnel landed between him and his cousin, the 9th Duke of Marlborough.

I wonder if the IWM will mention that when the inevitable report labelling him a nasty racist, homophobic, Islamophobe is published. Nah, I don’t suppose they will.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw 

Elie Jarmache

It may not have escaped the attention of cunters that there is currently a lot of activity around the ownership of certain God forsaken arse end islands, mainly French, dotted across the South Seas. Even old Blighty has received rumblings of discontent if not blatant insurrection from former staunch and well bribed members of the Commonwealth such as the Maldives, Jamaica and Barbados. So wazzup bro?

Chests o’gold me hearties , treasure beyond imagining cuz, and all down to ownership of a piss hole island and better yet a chain of islands that all come with miles of undersea territory per island with mineral rights attached. Uncle Rasta’s biggest score ever and all legit. Cousin Jonny Frog is on a mega score as well because the cunts still retain vast numbers of pissoirs or island colonies on the quiet despite being a lead member of the EU.

How so? In 1945 the all conquering Yanks pioneered the idea of owning oceans by promoting the theory of extended continental shelf of submerged landmass – claiming a continent did not end at the shoreline but ownership by a nation extended into the ocean. Prior to this, countries could only lay claim to the land extending 22 nautical miles (22km) from land’s end.

Over 40 percent of the world’s oceans have already been assigned to legal continental shelves, i.e. a land mass extended from the continent itself to the continental margin which is between the shoreline and the shelf break (where land slopes further into the water). Claims on expanded geological continental shelves make up another 10 percent of the ocean – a process riddled with loopholes and Froggy fraud. It is now projected that around 57 percent of the oceans will eventually be under the control of coastal states.

As new discoveries of oil and gas continue to fuel greed to claim sole rights to the ocean bed, bent geologists are used squabble over competing undersea land grabs. Trust The Science. We all know about that one.

Thus I give you Elie Jarmache above, a central casting Froggie cunt with a typical line in smirks, eye rolling, contemptuous sneers, shrugs , arm semaphores and garlic breath. The cunt fronts the French Maritime Law Commission tasked with carving up the Maritime Zones of the World for the benefit of La Belle France.

“Science is decisive for expanding the continental shelf, because all the petitions are based on science. Geological data, seismic data, scientific studies. Everything depends on this information. You can’t go to the Commission on the Limits of the Continental Shelf and say, ‘I am a member of the Security Council and want to expand my country’s continental shelf.’ That’s not how it works. Politics has no place here.”

While you laugh that one off, unfortunately poor old Blighty has gone asleep at the wheel rather over the murky doings beneath the sea. A veritable undersea land grab and hoovering of mineral rights, territorial rights, oil rights, gas and sand. Sand? Sand is the new gold in a world of concrete and rapidly depleting reserves and vanishing beaches.

Where does that leave us in our Post Brexit New Nationhood? Back of the queue Blighty as usual.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke