Owen Jones (20)

It appears that everyone’s (least) favourite little Communist agitator and certified soy-boy has started up a new patreon.

I guess champagne socialists still need to make money. The world has gone completely off the rails in 2020 and it seems so does Comrade Owen.

In just one day he has managed to get 1,300 people to subscribe to his little capitalist enterprise. I’ll certainly give him his credit where it’s due in managing to get such a high number of followers. There are 6 tiers of membership that you can pay ranging from £4 a month to £129.50 a month while claiming all tiers are equal!! That means if you pay only £4 you’re on equal footing with someone who’s dumped £125.50 more!!!

Now why would anyone pay more than the lowest tier to watch and listen to this twat? Actually, you don’t need to answer that one. These people are following Owen Jones so logic, common sense and the ability to think for think for themselves has obviously never been their biggest skill anyway!!

So what’s on this new channel?? I’m sure you can all guess – challenging the powerful, confronting injustice and fighting the “far-right”. Basically, the usual buzzwords his braindead followers love to hear.

He also claims all the money is going to hire staff to work on his channel. He’s obviously too lazy to do it himself, and he even says he’s going to pay them union wage. Now there was another left-wing media outlet that tried the same thing last year and the staff ended up staging a protest!!!

It looks like work at the Guardian might be drying up now that Owen has helped Labour lose 2 elections in a row with the last one by a monumental amount!!!

Socialism might not be free but hypocrisy is priceless…..

Nominated by: Cunt me in

…and seconded by Quick Draw McGraw

Owen Jones. Yes, that smug, self important little spunk monkey. It seems the Guardian have begun to tire of this ridiculous little tit, and have cut his YouTube channel. Never one to willingly be silenced, Jones has decided to set up his own YouTube channel with which to spout his far left bullshit. He’s also set up a Patreon account with six levels of membership, which range in price from £3 up to £116. The lower three levels are titled “Grassroots”, “Comrade” and “Solidarity”. Can you imagine being so stupid that you would be willing to pay a single penny for the privilege of hearing this fragile, egotistical twat talk bollocks? I can’t. Apparently though, there are some who are SO stupid, they’re willing to part with up to £116.

There’s talk that the Guardian won’t be renewing Jones’ contract when it’s up, which would be one of the smartest things they’ve ever done. Whether it’s true or not remains to be seen. However, it seems that supposedly arch anti-capitalist, Jones has decided to find himself another payday, via capitalism, just in case. Tantrum Boy is no stranger to hypocrisy, back in 2017 he publicly called for Corbyn to quit as leader, then pretended he didn’t really mean it when Corbyn won the leadership contest. Something he took an enormous amount of shit for, and still does, from the demented retards of Momentum.

YouTube is already awash with cunts who think they’re experts on everything, especially politics, why the fuck would anyone want to subscribe to the channel of Tantrum Boy, a man sized toddler who, during some of his previous televised appearances, has spat his dummy out and stormed out of the interview when presented with facts that challenge the bullshit he threw out, because he was unable to counter or refute them? And now he expects people to PAY hear him talk shit.

Fuck off Jones.

Nicola Sturgeon – High on Smack (22)

The midget Nazi and her cretins appear to have criminalised parents who smack their children.

“Scottish people who see a parent smacking their child should dial 999, Nicola Sturgeon’s government says”. Daily Mail.

Why do people vote for this insidious, little dictator? In Scotland drug abuse is off the scale and as a result theft, muggings, robbery etc continues unabated. Knife crime is rife in towns and mainly by the gingers and not the B. – Lackeys as it is in England. So this wee cunt thinks that smacking your own child’s bottom from a simple misdemeanour should be reported to the police via a 999 call.

What an absolute waste of time and resources. Sod the real crime lets have the blues and twos speeding down the road to arrest and charge the mum that has smacked her 4 year old backside for stepping into the road.

No doubt the woke do do-gooder’s leaf eating compost compiling shit for brains social scientists will bark on about creating a non violent society. Yeah more like a society full of ass holes spouting rights and never showing any responsibilities.

If my kids went to touch the sodding fire when they were little I’d smack their backside and say burn. They never did burn themselves because they learned. pretty much straight away. not to hurt themselves and right from wrong. Lecturing a small child is like like trying to “teach a pig to sing”, (long rider a good blog site). Pointless.

Another quote to finish ” a beaten boy is a better boy” school master Glodstone in Tom Sharpe’s Vintage stuff..

A beaten wee krankie a beater Scotland.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt 

(More here – DA  https://inews.co.uk/news/scotland/smacking-ban-scotland-becomes-first-uk-country-752536)

Blitzed cities still deprived 75 years after the war.

(Pat Thane – looks like a well used air-raid shelter – DA)

The BBC news website carries this headline and goes on to discuss a load of balls produced by academics including Professor Pat Thane and another academic from our favourite university, Queen Mary College.

Hull ,Coventry and Portsmouth are cited as cities which were heavily bombed and today have high levels of social deprivation which have existed since before WW2. The attempted correlation between current urban deprivation and the number of bombs dropped is absolute bollocks. There is no mention of the most heavily bombed city ,London, presumably because it does not fit the warped model.

The cities subjected to the blitz were military and strategic targets. Coventry, Derby etc were major engineering centres which enjoyed high wages relative to the rest of the country; this continued in Coventry until the 1970s and still have exists in Derby.

Today , declining seaside towns such as Blackpool, Skegness, Hastings etc have high levels of deprivation ; I do not think that they were Luftwaffe targets.

It is so disappointing that alleged academics can produce such tosh. It is little wonder that students such duds if they have to listen such ‘experts’.

Nominated by: Guzziguy 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-54834759

MEPs

MEP’s deserve a nomination.

Demonstrating perfectly, why the UK was right to vote to leave that corrupt cesspit, MEP’s have been whinging because their £300 per DAY living allowance is being cut, because they’re not able to attend the EU parliament due to the Flu Manchu.

“IT’S NOT FAIR. WE’LL BE FORCED INTO PENURY” these selfish, out of touch, self-important twats are screaming. Well, no, motherfuckers, what’s not fair is that hundreds of thousands (with more to follow) of people across the EU have lost their jobs due to lockdowns.

What’s not fair, is that unimportant cunts like MEP’s even receive a £300 per day allowance, when they already receive a salary of around £100,000 per year. THAT is what isn’t fair.

Anyone going to shed a tear for these poor, hard done by Euro cunts? No? Oh well.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Martin Bashir and that Tart

The Princess of Hearts and the BBC con.

Bashir is accused of forgery to induce the blessed St Diana to give her tell-all interview. (‘There are 3 people in this marriage, me, jug ears and a potted geranium’)

Wow. It must have taken some subtle subterfuge to get this publicity shy, shrinking violet to talk on camera. She does a lot of work for charidee you know, but doesnt like the exposure.

Fuck the BBC but this fuss over some fucking tittle tattle from an empty headed parasite is a bit over the top dontcha know. And perhaps a little late in the day. But hey, she still sells papers to the terminally half witted.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

…and seconded by: Quick Draw McGraw

Martin Bashir. I know there’s already a nomination, but I’m seconding it. Bashir stands accused of coercing the late Princess Diana into a doing an interview with him, buy showing her paycheques (which have conveniently been stolen) that had been forged by a graphic designer, to prove that staff at the Palace were selling stories about her. He also lied about the Queen being a comfort eater with a serious heart problem and that Prince Edward had terminal Aids.

The BBC have already carried out an investigation (back when Hall was director of news) and, surprise surprise, found him innocent. Now there’s going to be another one, which her Brother, Earl Spence is demanding be carried out independently. If that happens, the BBC will be well and truly fucked. They’re already widely despised by the British public, particularly licence payers. This could be the final nail in the coffin for the bunch of partisan, far left fucksickles.

The BBC was asked by several journalists to arrange an interview with Bashir so that he could explain himself, but they said he was badly ill with Flu Manchu. This was shot to pieces when Bashir was spotted out in public, buying a takeaway. Oh dear it clearly never occurred to the dumb shit that the press would be camped outside his home.