Hollywood Hypocrites

Hollywood hypocrites deserve a nomination.

From Alyssa Milano, to Bill Maher to a whole stream of other overpaid, egotistical living sock puppets, Hollywood’s ‘elite’ have spent the past couple of weeks urging Americans to come together because it’s ‘#Timetoheal’. Yep, after four years of calling the ordinary American citizens who dared to vote for Trump, all kinds of names, they’re now calling for everyone to forget that they’ve been a bunch of cunts since at least 2016.

Milano has been one of the worst. She’s accused Trump voters of being KKK, Fascists, Nazis, far right and White Supremacists and before the election, she said that anyone who voted for Trump should be tried for treason. That’s how she thinks democracy works, vote for the candidate I endorse, or you’re a traitor and you deserve to die in prison.

Now it’s “I’m ready for us to come together because it’s #Timetoheal”. Maher has also been making similar noises, criticising Antifa, BLM, Defund the Police and the riots…sorry…’fiery but mostly peaceful protests’, when just a few months ago he, Milano and dozens of other so called celebrities were fully supporting them. Ask Minneapolis how defunding the police is going.

Happily, Trump voters have seen these olive branches for what they are, a cynical attempt to get people to watch their shows and movies again, because that means money in the bank. These far left dickheads are being told exactly where they can shove their fake attempts at ‘coming together’. Hollywood types have spent the past four years burning bridges with their traditional audiences, in favour of far left loons, and they ain’t getting rebuilt anytime soon.

It’s a sign of how shallow these fuckers are that they can spend four years slagging people off, and then pretend none of it happened, whilst expecting people to forget.

Nope. What they need to do (and I guarantee that they’ve never thought of, and wouldn’t do even if they had), is to make a full and sincere apology.

Like I said though, they won’t do that because they don’t think they did anything wrong. They think when the pandemic is over, everything will go back to normal. It won’t. The American public made Hillary pay for the insults she hurled at them prior to the 2016 election, and they’ll make Hollywood pay for the past four years, and the egotistical cunts will deserve it.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw 

China Crisis (6)

The fucking Chinks are cunts.

Slapping big tariffs on Aussie goods, claiming vast areas of ocean, encroaching on neighbours territory and giving the world bat flu, just to mention a few of their distasteful actions.

They are now claiming India as the origin of the aforementioned bat flu, citing their lack of hygiene, ( you couldn’t make this shit up, the dirty little yellow bastards ) after previously pointing the finger at the USA, Italy and others.

Arrogant little, thin skinned, untrustworthy, slant eyed fuckers. A pox on them all.

Just fucking die.

That’s better.

Nominated by: Jack The Cunter

(Do you fancy a Chinese takeaway tonight? – DA)
(Never did anything better than their excellent first album – NA)

Jurgen Klopp and BT Sport

Jurgen Klippity Klopp is a huge cunt.

Not content with bleating on about how football needs 5 substitutes this season, despite rarely using more than two of his allotted three in most matches so far, he then went off on a disgraceful rant after Liverpool’s game with Brighton on Saturday where he blamed the interviewer and BT Sport for their injury problems and singled out Chris Wilder as a ‘selfish individual.’

I want managers to speak their mind and all but there’s no excuse for singling people out like that.

https://youtu.be/PnYeGrJhHX4

Nominated by: General Tso’s Chiggun 

Dead Pool [186]

Congratuulations to the Duke of Cuntshire who correctly predicted Chuck Yeagar the first test pilot to break the speed of sound would be the next to pass away at the ripe age of 97.

On to Deadpool 186:

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

My picks (Shaun)

Rush Limbaugh
Gerd Müller
Dai Davies
Floyd Little
Larry King

My Picks (GTC):

Larry King
Tom Smith (rugby)
Dai Davies
Slick Woods
Dick Van Dyke

(Seems our admins are so keen they called it twice!)

Piers Morgan (11)

Yes, it’s that gobby flabby wanker again. I suppose you could cunt this bellend daily, so what is today’s reason?

He’s been having a pop at celebrities that flout Covid rules regarding the gathering of people, including Lawrence Fox for having dinner with friends, and pop slapper Rita Ora for having a birthday bash in some boozer.

Now, I imagine there are those hysterical fuckers who will agree with him for jumping on the poor worn out beast that is his high horse, and maybe they are right.

However, Morgan tweeted recently how proud he was of his son attending a BLM rally in London, where social distancing was nowhere to be seen.

Fat hypocrite wannabe shock jock cunt.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/piers-morgan-proud-son-attending-22140546