Margaret Ferrier (2)

Ferrier is the feckless SNP bitch who, despite knowing she had the Flu Manchu, still took a train journey from Scotland to Westminster and back again. Yes, this happened several months ago, (https://is-a-cunt.com/2020/10/margaret-ferrier/ – DA). But I’ve just learned (Monday 4th January) that the ignorant fuck has been arrested and charged by Police Scotland with ‘culpable and reckless conduct’.

I have no doubt that she’ll get the most lenient punishment available, should she even be found guilty, but it’s something. Hopefully, a guilty verdict will prove to be the end of her political career. Scum like her do not deserve to be in parliament. She’s supposed to set an example to others, especially during the times we currently find ourselves in. She has failed to set a good example, and yet she sits for a party that recently hounded an English photographer for being in Scotland, despite knowing that he’d been there since BEFORE the travel restrictions between England and Scotland that their Dear Fuhrer, Shitbag Sturgeon dropped on the country, and therefore COULDN’T get home.

Ferrier is the perfect example of the kind of rotting shite that is the SNP. She is a cunt!

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9112049/MP-Margaret-Ferrier-charged-Scotland-connection-Covid-breach.html

Wind

(This nom pic – it’s so fucking puerile and random that I couldn’t resist – DA) 

(Rumble…grumble…) *fruuumph!*
Well here we are again in the time-honoured fashion. It’s Boxing Day, and I’m racked with flatulence.
It’s my own fault of course, stemming from traditional overindulgence on Christmas Day. Curry with all the trimmings, washed down with liberal amounts of bottled beer. Then Christmas pud, followed by port and stilton, rounded off with mince pies and coffee. A recipe for Boxing Day disaster.
(Burble…) *quack!*
Christ, sew a button on that.
I knew I was in for trouble when the old Boxing Day log arrived prematurely at about 11.15 pm on Christmas Day. Since then, I’ve been blasting off like Mount Vesuvius; it’s so bad that I’m on a yellow card from the wife to put a cork in it (naturally she never breaks wind, but merely ‘exudes’ delicately and fragrantly).
(Gurgle…) *braaaap!*
For fuck’s sake, my poor old ringpiece! Where did I put those Wind-eze tablets?

Nominated by: Ron Knee 

(Good to see you back, Ron, you crotchety old cunt – DA)

KFC

KFC or Kentucky Fried Chicken as we all knew it growing up and their relentless radio adverts.

Get to fuck.

The latest incarnation is………

KFC on that comfortable sofa, KFC by the roaring fire……. then my brain scrambles as I genuinely can’t believe what I’m hearing but I think the gist is you can get it delivered by the ‘roaring fire’ on Christmas Day.

FuckaDoodledoo, if ever there was the perfect caricature of everything that sums up the slovenlinly terminally stupid cunts that still actually share the right with me to vote, this is it.

Lets just rewind and replay.

Jordan and Talisha have been ‘on it’ for 24 hours, actually make that 48.

They’ve sniffed everything and have drunk 26 litres of Lambrini

The kids are fucking doing me head in and I just need to eat somat man.

Call that cunt from KFC and stick another fiver on the ‘leccy card’ before that one bar goes out.

Oh and whilst your at it I want one of them coffee coloured babeeeesssss

Nominated by: CuntyMcCuntface

Gordon Ramsay [5]

Gordon Ramsay is a cunt.

Yes I’m stating the obvious. This obnoxious cook, famous for being a foul mouthed bully cunt and nothing else, has been defending his ‘full’ English breakfast, which you can enjoy for the extortionate sum of £19 at the Savoy. He says if you think it’s expensive, it’s because ‘you can’t fucking afford it’. Bollocks. Most people think fuck all on spending twenty quid on a meal if they are out, but his pathetic breakfast is just small for the sake of it, and he can shove his snobbery up his arse.
The guy is a wanker, who hangs around with other wankers like the Beckhams and Jonathan Ross, and hope he insults the wrong person one day, hopefully in America, where the aggrieved person might have access to firearms.

https://www.indy100.com/people/gordon-ramsay-full-english-breakfast-b1776009

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Supported by Quick Draw McGraw:

I’ve just seen the photo of it. Calling it a ‘full’ English breakfast surely breaks some kind of advertising law. Two eggs, one sausage, a bit of bacon and some other crap. It’s not that the people complaining can’t afford it, it’s that we’re smart enough to see when we’re being ripped off by a smug, bad tempered gobshite. In my part of the world, a full English is eggs, bacon, sausages, beans, fried tomato, fried bread, mushrooms and a couple of black puddings. Toast is on the side. And you can get that for less than half than Rodent Ramsay is charging.

Equal Treatment?

Here is a Cunt with some admittedly pretty unsavoury views…but 4 years inside? I suspect that he was made an example of to show everyone the dire threat posed by all the “right-wing” extremists that Neil Basu keeps banging on about. I wonder how many Peacefuls have encouraged terrorism to a greater degree than this fella and just been “monitored” or “given words of advice”.

Lock one up…lock them all up.

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/newcastle-man-hitler-obsession-jailed-19514923

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler