Women hanging abaaaaht after sex.

Picture the scene I’m knackered after running around earning my I’ll gotten gain and generally being a dodgy cunt and I remember my current Mrs is coming over for dinner and sex. I wanted to cancel but I knew I’d want some sex etc.

I pick her up in the Audi for which she was grateful and we have dinner and chat shite…I shoot my load twice over the evening and start thinking to myself ‘I wish you would fuck off now’…she stays and fucking stays wanting kisses every 5 minutes and is generally ruining my chilled aaaaht evening. We start watching a film and it drags on and on and she is still here around midnight.

I end up dropping her home in shorts and a t-shirt on a cold December night so I can get half an hour to myself before bed. Of course if you all knew what I looked like you would understand her wanting to spend as much time with me as possible but my time is precious and I don’t like people hanging abaaaaht, especially in my flat. I’ll go to hers next time. (Bollocks! You are John Major, and I claim my 5 quid – DA)

Finally a message to all women when a man has shot his load fuck off after an hour…when he has shot his load twice fuck off right away and leave him in peace.
Go fuck yourselves.

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt

Chris Whitty, ‘Keep it short.’ I’ll keep it short. A right hook to your fackin’ chin should do the job. CUNT!

Nominated by Dark key cunt

Never seen it as cant stand the salad dodger star or this sort of twee shite. I mentioned it in my recommendation of the great Xmas schedules.
But it has exceeded expectations. The fat bastard will take the knee in honour of Chiggun George, the saintly armed robber.

Fuck me woke.

(More here – NA)

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

And seconded by Sixdog Vomit:

Dawn French and the Vicar of Dibley. Resurrection of this show in three ten minute specials to cheer us up in lockdown will include a sermon about BLM with Dawn taking a knee for the cause……..
Nothing new here eh Dawn, must of got on both knees for Lenny a few times before he kicked you into touch for a younger model.
Maybe this belongs in the BBC section but it’s aimed squarely at Dawn and her black meat matters obsession.

An emergency ruin my festive season cunting for Qantas the Australian airline.
According to these cunts you will need the vaccine to fly on their planes.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/world-australia-55048438

…and so it begins.

Who the fuck are these cunts to dictate that to the people who keep them in business? Apparently Australia have had some of the strictest lockdowns and now this, only a matter of time before the rest of the cunt flight operator’s adopt the same rules.
Alway fancied going to Australia for a bit of BBQ, fine women and shite beer but they can now go fuck themselves with a boomerang.
I’ve had enough of this bollocks.

Go fuck yourselves.

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt

A limp-wristed, whoops duckie cunting please yet again for ISACs favourite faggot, little Owen who is trying to spread despondency post Brexit:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1369266/owen-jones-brexit-news-EU-trade-talks-deal-jeremy-vine-latest-VN

(including pictures that make him look quite cadavorous – being the weekend perhaps he had been well and truly reamed by some of his friends)

Medicines will be delayed, the “poor” will suffer most – little Owen working to an Adonis/Mandelson/Starmer script and it sounds no better from his mouth than it does from theirs. We have had it all before.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs