Just been watching The Universe on Sky History 2. Excellent stuff. However, there was a bald man with a ponytail. I stopped caring about what he said because of his monstrous faux pas.
No. Just fucking no.
You are bald. That precludes your ability on a social level to grow a ponytail.
In essence, he is a cunt.
Caveat. I’m a slap ‘ed.
Nominated by: Dark key cunt
Now don’t get me wrong, I think it’s important to recycle but what boils my piss is that the cunts are picky about what we can and can’t recycle.
‘You can recycle a plastic milk bottle but not the lid.
You can recycle cardboard but you have to remove the tape.
We can only recycle shredded paper.’
I put the bin out this morning and accidentally put a small takeaway style foil container on the top.
Rather than simply move the container into the general waste bin next to it, the lazy cunt of a bin man red tags me and didn’t empty my bin.
Considering our green bin is emptied fortnightly this was inconvenient to tell the truth.
On the tag it stated that by not sorting our recyclables correctly it creates more work for the lazy cunts down at the recycling center.
So basically I have to pay their wages through my council tax AND do their job for them.
I thought I could get round this by reporting my bin hadn’t been emptied, but apparently every bin lorry is now kitted out like the Starship Enterprise and has an on-board computer for logging these recycling infractions.
We are being encouraged to recycle to save the world so why make it harder?
Nominated by: The Cunt of Monte Cristo
Here a difficult one. Racism is a cunt.
Humans are not racist but every one of us are tribalist.It really doesnt matter about your melanin levels, people divide themselves into tribes .
In other words the modern bollox of the mental condition taught in all schools,universities and every corporation ” Intersectionality” is a cunt without foundation in this country..
I dont remember being racist and strangely I love my tar brushed grand kids just as much as my arian ones..
Its hilariously weak in depth but has been taken up by every cunt with power. Tribalism accounts for it all from Celtic v Rangers to The National Trust V its members.
The word racism is a ridiculous English word that for some reason has been allowed to encapsulate the murder of people and disagreement of policy.
Nominated by: Smug cunt
Let’s have a would you please just go away cunting, for the “don’t tell us we’re not royal” couple, Mrs. and Mr. Markle-Spencer-Hewitt, the Dick and Dickess of Suckit.
According to the Sun, these two woefully woke, attention whores have announced the creation of their own “End of the year Honours List.” The criteria and categories include; “…charitable service, science, literature, racial justice, gender equality, environmental stewardship, youth empowerment, health and mental health.”
As of this writing, no name has been announced for this new formally royal order but “papers” have been filed in the US to recognize, legalize and legitimize this pathetic scream for attention.
I and others are already referring to this “honour” as “The Formally Royal Order of the Snowflake.” Alternative names like “The Brave New World Order of the Woke” or the “The Hollywoke Knaves of Social Justice” might also be appropriate.
It seems these two malcontents, just never stop with their self aggrandizing schemes. Their continued, clueless, cuntishness is beneath contempt and makes them an easy target for those who see through their self righteous bullshit.
In fact it’s so easy to cunt the Witch of Woke and her Halfwit familiar, that in lieu of their own Sussex Shit page, maybe IsaC should put a moratorium on more Markle-Spence-Hewitt nominations…at least until the Queen takes away their titles.
Speaking of the Queen, I can only imagine what she must be thinking when she heard they are establishing their own “honours” list.
https://thesun.co.uk/news/13401399/harry-meghan-woke-honours-america/
Merry Christmas to all.
Nominated by: General Cuntster
(You are the one I want, Oo Oo Oo honey – sorry I couldn’t resist – NA)
West Midlands Police and it’s latest woke bullshit. Soooo…. A police officer formerly known as PC Morgan, has decided that nature has sold him short, by not giving him breasts and a vagina. Yep, PC Morgan is now WPC Skye Morgan, after “identifying” as female. Much hilarity was had in Chateau QDM when we saw the photo of “WPC” Morgan, because ‘she’ is clearly still male, but with a ridiculous blonde Karen bob wig. And a strangely psychopathic expression on his/her face.
Even more hilarity was had when a second photo emerged of “WPC” Morgan brandishing a taser, with the same psycho wide eyed smile. Apparently, Morgan was one of the first officers to receive taser training. Big deal. I was trained to use real firearms. And grenades. Honestly, he/she looks like he/she belongs in a slasher movie. As the serial killer. If this bewigged beast tried to arrest me, I’d be asking to see a warrant card. Even in uniform, and with WMP’s Chief Constable standing behind him/her, there is no way I would believe that he/she is a genuine plod.
And in any case, why the fuck did they decide to announce to the world that they’ve gotten bored with being a man and they now wish to be considered a woman. Why? What, do you want a medal or something? A biscuit? A rampant rabbit? It’s 2020 for Christ’s sake, the worst and weirdest year in living memory. nobody gives a fuck. Hang on, let me try something…AHEM…I IDENTIFY AS JOHN HOLMES. BRING…ME…THE PUSSY!!! Shit, didn’t work. Anyway, Morgan has yet to receive any treatment, so BIOLOGICALLY is still male. However, as I said, it’s 2020 and in current year, merely saying that you’re female is enough to have the woke mob falling over themselves to be your “ally”.
If I were an actual woman plod with West Mids, I’d be concerned about having to share certain facilities with a biological male. Because in current year, the rights of the trans community outweigh those of real women. And don’t you dare speak out against this shit, because then you’ll be a ‘transphobe’ and you’ll need to check your thinking. I checked my thinking and it’s working perfectly. If your chromosomes are X/Y, you’re male. Nature has decreed it. Having fake tits, having your junk removed, will NOT make you female. And that will remain the case until medical science can find a way to turn that toxically masculine Y chromosome into an X.
(The local rag ran the story online here, but disabled comments. I wonder why? – NA)
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
And here’s another sack of unbelievable shit from Cuntstable Cuntbubble
From my local news and perhaps a clue as to why the Police have become a bag of shit:-
‘A new chief constable has been chosen for Lincolnshire’s police force.
Chris Haward will take up the £160,000-a-year post later this month after being confirmed by a police and crime panel earlier.
Mr Haward said he was “absolutely delighted” to be selected and was looking forward to “some exciting challenges”.
Mr Haward, said “diversity, fairness and equality” were of paramount importance to him.’
Note the last line. No mention of law and order. No mention of rural crime. Lincolnshire is not exactly diverse in terms of skin colour, but still this cunt trots out the same tired woke bullshit.
God help the troops led by this cunt. Unfortunately he is one of many.