Sir Patrick Vallance. One half of the Two Ronnies of Doom, appeared before the Science and Technology Committee this morning (Wednesday 9th December) and admitted that “there is no really hard evidence on curfew times”. He also said that the decision to impose the curfew had been based on the assumption “keeping people longer in an environment where there is also alcohol is likely to increase risk”.
What? You decimated the hospitality industry, on a fucking ASSUMPTION? You complete and utter cunt! You miserable, joyless, dictatorial scrotum. We’ve had NINE fucking months of this prick and his equally morose partner in bullshit throwing out nothing but doom and gloom. How can we now be expected to believe anything they’ve said, when this cockwomble now admits that the curfew had NO scientific basis? It was just a guess. We lost thousands of pubs when that grinning ball bag, Blair brought in the arbitrary smoking ban. Now we’re going to lose thousands more because some arrogant cunt, who’s actually regarded as an expert made a guess.
Fuck me. Vallance and Whitty make Oliver Cromwell look a fucking party animal. I’m sick of them. Someone in Downing Street needs to slam Jellyfish Johnson’s head into his desk, until the fat prick tells them, and SAGE, to fuck off. They have caused almost as much damage to the UK as the Luftwaffe. In less time. And they’ve been lying their asses off the whole time. Experts? The Keystone Kops displayed more competence than these clowns. And just watch. When this shit is finally over, Whitty will get a knighthood and Vallance will get a peerage. Lord Cunt of Pissflaps.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
