A Sore Arse

 

is a cunt.

So I went on a bender. Generally it does no harm, I just listens to Kevin Bloody Wilson and The Doors while a week or ten days pass and I et the urge to sober up and clean up the detritus surrounding me. This time I climbed out of bed to go plonk myself on the couch for a Netflix binge-fest and Chech and Chong remedy and ‘0wie’. Pain shot up my tailbone. I must have smashed it getting on and off the bog. Unless I have suddenly developed a degenerative disease.

I am used to disability. I had a stroke when I was thirty one; completely paralysed while pregnant but because I’m a legend I recovered and had three more kids to the two I was already responsible for. They’re all rotten teenagers now and one got groomed by the trannies and another by the Mexican cartels who addict and recruit in the ‘burbs of California. After being in a constant state of paranoia from two no-knock raids by CA’s fully armed police looking to link my fentanyl addicted son to the death of another kid. First name basis with the head of the DEA. No support from the ex. And doing a 25 hour round trip with a methed up opioid addict kid on the come-down to get him to rehab. I removed myself from my marriage to reduce the level of chaos. To Austin, Texas. Generally I have no complaints. Except my bum hurts and I don’t like to take pills. Got any recommendations or experience?

Nominated by CaliAngel.

Corruption in the UK

 
is a cunt.

The UK has fallen to its lowest ever score in Transparency International’s Corruption Perceptions Index (CPI). = 71

Politicians, Civil Servants (who really govern the United Kuntdom) big business, bankers etc are responsible for turning this once decent Country into a cesspit of corruption and, embezzlement, which surprises nobody. However when we are ranked amongst another 179, including the biggest shitholes on the planet, we continue to plummet down the scale of honesty. How dare any CUNT in politics or the “Establishment” ever talk about integrity or honesty again until a vast improvement is made?

transparency.org

Nominated by Sir Cuntalot.

Ofcom (3)

 
are cunts.

I read yet another pointless article the other day

bbcnews

So, Ofcom, after about 3 minutes of my own research, I`ve compiled a table of stats for you below. I hope you may find it useful to aid you in any future deliberations.

Largest social media platforms, at this time:

№ of Users …

Facebook — 3.05 billion
WhatsApp — 2.78 billion
YouTube — 2.49 billion
Instagram — 2.04 billion
WeChat — 1.32 billion
TikTok — 1.22 billion
Telegram — 800 million
Snapchat — 750 million
X (formerly Twitter) — 550 million

Why they exist …

Facebook — to make an obscene amount of money
WhatsApp — to make an obscene amount of money
YouTube — to make an obscene amount of money
Instagram — to make an obscene amount of money
WeChat — to make an obscene amount of money
TikTok — to make an obscene amount of money
Telegram — to make an obscene amount of money
Snapchat — to make an obscene amount of money
X (formerly Twitter) — to make an obscene amount of money

What they do to `protect` users from alleged/perceived `harmful` content, and why …

Facebook — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
WhatsApp — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
YouTube — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
Instagram — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
WeChat — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
TikTok — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
Telegram — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
Snapchat — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
X (formerly Twitter) — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.

What they will actually do to comply with the outlined `punishments` in the Ofcom report …

Facebook — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
WhatsApp — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
YouTube — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
Instagram — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
WeChat — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
TikTok — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
Telegram — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
Snapchat — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
X (formerly Twitter) — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.

Ofcom.

Ofuc: Officially fucking useless cunts.

Nominated by Adolph Schicklgrüber.

Puff Daddy is a cunt, isn’t he

 

Probably, C.A.

This ‘rapper’ has just been arrested for possible sex-trafficking and will go to trial next May. Apparently, police found 1000 bottles of baby oil in his L.A. pad. Perhaps Sean Coombs does a lot of wanking.

As far as I can recall, this chancer had one hit in the last century and even that was purloined from the Police’s Every Breath You Take. There was another hit, but some other feller did all the work while P.Diddy did a quick “yo, yo, yo, bitch” rap which included the words “Ah didn’t wanna let choo leave, gave you extra cheese”. Booker Prize.

Rap seems to consist of stealing an old bassline or nursery rhyme-like melody, then either side of it, bragging about how marvellous or how wealthy you are.

Thank goodness there are some dirty paedohs outside of the BBC.

Sean Coonbs/Puff Daddy/P. Diddy/Diddy/P Diddy/ Puffy, you are a cunt.

Rap is fucking shite.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous.

I`d like to cunt all BBC (134) TV presenters.

 

There seems to be a proliferation of BBC or BBC-related nominations, which is rather interesting, and so I would like to thrown my pfennig into this – but with a slight twist: I propose a little competition within this nomination to see who can identify the next BBC presenter who disgraces themselves in whatever disgusting fashion before being barred from showbusiness forever as they seem be dominating this area of filth and sleaze of late (apart from the bumboy Phil Schofield, of course). Seems to be a prerequisite for the job.

My nominations/wish list are …

Danny Sebastian (me neither – see link)
Lenny Henry
Naga Munchetty
Clive Myrie
Jeremy Vine
Nadiya Hussain

The rest are just overpaid hypocritical narcissists.

But I`m sure you can do better.

Auf Wiedersehen, Pets & Schadenfreude.

bbcnews

Nominated by Adolph Schicklgrüber.