Neil Hopper,quite aptly,is quite the cunt.

This tale is so bizarre that I have my doubts that Mr Cunt Engine will fully grasp the demented nature of this Hopper.

The mad cunt,having a fetîsh for amputation,froze his own legs so that surgeons would have no option but to chop them off..

He then made a fraudulent insurance claim as part of his insane plot..then returned go work..

As a highly regarded surgeon in Our NHS.

The cunt was found out as one of his hobbies involved another mad cunt who had already been collared for bizarre surgery and pornográphy that would make the Deputy Prime Minister blush..

Luckily the taxpayer has had the luxury of both accommodating his return to work sans legs and then trying and convicting the lunatic.

A very special case indeed.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Clickbait is a cunt.

I kept on seeing this headline.

“New rule for every driveway in England in force now”

First of all, it’s click bait. New rule/in force make it sound as if there’s some legal requirement that you were unaware of.
Naughty newspapers!

Now, this refers to the fact that it’s no longer necessary to obtain planning permission to install an EV charger in your own off-road parking space.

** news flash! Unless you lived in a listed building or a conservation area, you never did! **

All you needed was a certificate signed by the building regulator to say it met standards.

So, why was this a big thing?
Because it affects businesses who want to install them at their premises, and folk who only have street parking can install them under certain H&S regulations.

Also, and most importantly, it will allow the Blob to claim that they are achieving their plan to have 300k charging points in the UK by 2030.

A cunning plan indeed.

If I were you, and you have an EV charger, have a kill switch indoors.

chronicle live

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

All Hail the new leader of the Kale & Kumbayas, one Zack Polanski. Though curiously his parents named him neither Zack nor Polanski. However Zack, or whatever he’s called, is ideally qualified for the job – vegan turd burglar, degree in Drama, and espouses policies that make Magic Grandpa look right-wing.

So Zack is for leaving NATO, inviting the entire Third World into the country and taxing the rich to extinction. And presumably he wants soap abolished. What’s more, Zack can enlarge women’s breasts through his special powers of hypnosis. So I can see our own Mr Knee being converted to the cause.

Anyway, here’s the main item of politics news from Auntie Beeb on the day of his enthronement, though I’d have thought the Entertainment section would have been more appropriate:

Obviously Hypnojugs stands in solidarity with the people of Gaza along with the rest of the kindergarten Left. Or so he tells us. As a chutney ferreting J*wboy we can but hope he’ll pop over there to lend support. Somehow I don’t think he’s that stupid though.

What a cunt.

bbcnews

Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

BRADFORD, ENGLAND – FEBRUARY 12: A man walks past Al-Jamia Suffa-Tul-Islam Grand Mosque on February 12, 2021 in Bradford, England. (Photo by Nathan Stirk/Getty Images)

is a cunt

Over the last 20 years or so Britain as it used to be has been diluted relentlessly by politicians in the name of diversity. When I look over to Sweden and see how that country as changed so much for the worse it really makes me weep, especially as Britain is heading the same way at warp speed.

London has fallen years ago and now is commonly called londistan. However, it is not just London that has fallen but many too many of our other towns and cities. Luton, Birmingham, Bradford, Batley stan, Leicester, Rochdale, Blackburn Burnley, Leeds and so many many more look like something from the dark ages theses day. Shit holes is being kind.

According to Office of National Statistics 2021 Slough now only has a white British population of 36%.

I never voted for this to happen and I feel sure most of us didn’t only now slowly is this transformation being realised by the middle classes and only because it is now encroaching on themselves.

wiki

Nominated by Everyonesacunt.

A Ryanair first officer flying a highly complex airplane in all sorts of weather conditions earns between £55k and £78k per year. A Tube driver earns £72k per year sitting on his arse for 35 hours per week pushing a couple of buttons to start/stop the train and open/close the doors. In addition, they get 43 days’ holiday per year, which is 15 more than the statutory minimum. Also, they get gold-plated pensions which pay more than the average annual salary.

They are not striking for higher pay only. These grifters also want 75% off leisure mainline rail travel throughout the country and to really take the biscuit 2-for-1 tickets to Legoland and other theme parks.

As usual, the socialist Mayor of London, Unhappy Richard (Sad Dick, geddit?) Khan has said nothing about the strikes. The Tube drivers and the Mayor should be tied to the Tube tracks and if they aren’t electrified should be forced to run each other over when they return to work.

telegraph

Nominated by Hard Brexit Cunt.