Marcus Rashford (7)

Saint Marcus of the blessed Rashford is a cunt.

Marcus Rashford named in Time magazine’s Next 100 list as someone who is shaping the future.

Shaping the future?!

The mouthy little bollock can’t even shape the future of the team he plays in. Six seasons in, and still he hasn’t scored 20 league goals in a campaign. He can’t even score 20 in all competitions. He’s not even all that as a player.

But because he’s the right colour and makes the right virtue signalling noises, he is revered and his footballing ineptitude is continuously overlooked and conveniently ignored. The little clown is more well known for doing stupid fist salutes than he is for scoring goals and on the pitch heroics. It’s absolutely laughable.

And as for Time Magazine? Didn’t they make Hitler man of the year just before he invaded Poland? They are cunts and all.

Nominated by: Norman 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/56101734

Conspiracy Theories (4)

A tin foil covered colander twatting for the rising number of conspiratoid twats who have crawled out from the basements in their Moms house to spout their crazy theories for the benefit of us “sheeple “.

I say twats and not cunts as there are increasing numbers of them on here and I don’t want to break any rules.(Good! – DA)

You know the sort. “The earth is flat. COVID-19 is a hoax. Bill Gates is behind it all and wants to microchip everyone. No one has died etc etc. The list goes on. One of the best is the claim that the elite steal babies to butcher them and drink their blood. Thousand of them every day according to the “Truly Awake “. FFS get real.

The UK has more than its fair share of these deluded fools. Here are a couple of them. A twat from Sheffield and a twat who lives in exile in Greece but is from the UK. Prepare to suspend reality if you watch these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpAbxZCWtgs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIgAMuUZnuU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXxuTf60iKk

Nominated by: Grumpy Old Cunt 

(Please don’t turn this into another personal abuse shitshow otherwise it will be pulled – DA)

Joseph Kelly

Who is this turd, and what’s the problem? Well, this fat piece of shit took to social media when old Captain Tom snuffed it, and he was in a celebratory mood. He said ‘The only good Brit soldier is a deed one, burn auld fella, burrrn’

From this spite filled outburst I take it the fat cunt is an SNP prick, as he clearly doesn’t like the concept of Britain, and because he’s a Celtic fan, who are apparently catholic cunts, who like their spud picking cousins across the water hate the Brits. The fat bald sectarian cunt can’t have had an easy life as at 35 he looks older than me at nearly twenty years his senior. What makes him think his pathetic life gives him the right to slag off and old bloke who did more in a week with a Zimmer frame than this krankie fan will achieve in a lifetime is beyond me.

However……
The fat cunt has felt the long arm of the law and is being prosecuted for his pathetic outburst, and as much as I think he’s a prick for doing it, there’s no way he should have been arrested for it. What the fuck happened to free speech? This I fear is the thin end of the wedge, and pretty soon we are going to feel the consequences.
As for the little fat catholic, I hope he gets acquitted. Then, when out celebrating, he bumps into a few squaddies from a Scottish regiment, and they school the fucker.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye 

https://metro.co.uk/2021/02/18/pictured-man-charged-over-tweet-telling-captain-tom-moore-to-burn-14104737/

Patronising Covid Adverts

Patronising Covid adverts.

These things have appeared in the last few weeks on the radio and idiot box, (twice in 20 minutes on my commute this morning). Asking “Could you look a bus driver in the eye and tell him your journey is essential” “Could you tell an ICU nurse you’re doing all you can”

FUCK OFF! I know the guidelines, I’ve been following them for a bastarding year you cunts

Meanwhile numerous MPs, along with elite athletes in privileged positions have flouted the rules. Illegal gimmegrants have piled in and the fucking borders (air and sea) have remained open, when they should have closed from the get go.

Nominated by McCunterson

(If I hear that bloody advert one more time I think I might throw my radio out of the window – DA.)

Gary Lineker (14)

…as Colonel Sanders.

Doesn’t his look sum him up. I mean in his face. The smugness. That doesn’t come from the original Colonel Sanders. No that’s the real Gary there.

I remember when it was very looked down upon if a BBC presenter/employee did an Ad. Des Lyman did the obligatory afternoon life insurance or funeral plan ad. But here’s the point – I am pretty sure he had retired when did them. So with Parky. But Gary is a ‘star’ (however reluctantly we are to admit it) and he’s doing these Ads now, prime time. I mean you turn over from Match of the Day and there he is with his crisps. Just something rotten about it.

I mean it’s a long campaign.(not a Liverpool cup run I mean the Walker’s ads) He’s been doing them for years. And being paid handsomely. After being paid handsomely by the BBC.

And the ads themselves are not particularly witty or entertaining.

Yeah what happened to the dignity of the BBC. As I say it was not long ago that doing an ad was frowned upon. But further back even to work in commercial television was seen as rather vulgar.

It seems as if he’s untouchable at the BBC. He can spout his political views (could you imagine Des Lyman doing that?) and make loads more money from doing these ads.
Could it possibly be his left wing views that see him safe? Surely not.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic