Creepy Joe Biden.

I’m sure we’ve all seen by now, the video of Joe Biden failing, twice, to climb the stairs of Air Force One. Y’see? The dumb cunt can’t even fall down properly. You’re supposed to fall DOWN, numbnuts, not up.

There have been some truly awesome means appearing since the incident. They include Trump on a gold course, taking swing, and the ball hitting Biden on the back of the head. Another one is Trump autographing MAGA hats and throwing them, frisbee like into a crowd. One of them lands on Biden’s head.

I couldn’t help but notice though that the MSM have barely covered this incident, which is strange, because they were quick to show Trump falling or sliding. So they get cunted for the cover up. I tell you, I will be amazed if the 25th Amendment isn’t brought into force, and Kameltoe Harris isn’t sworn is a President by the end of the year. Still, I guess falling UP stairs is better than sniffing the hair of females.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9382183/Donald-Trump-Jr-posts-video-showing-father-knocking-Joe-Biden-golf-balls.html

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Those people who make the ‘African water shortage adverts’ are cunts.

Oh, this girl walks 3 miles to get this dirty water, and 800 kids a day die from it. Bullshit! 800 kids a DAY? There’d be none left after a few months then.

Plus, if that water is that bad, how come the girl is ALIVE to collect it in the first place?

Plus, they may be starving too, that’s the other one. ‘Oh, I have no food, and you don’t either darling wife. What should we do? Oh I know, lets have a child!’ Fucking ridiculous.

And I guess we can throw in the ‘this 11 year old girl is being forced into marriage’ adverts in here too. Firstly, why don’t they refuse? Secondly, is it illegal wherever they are to marry someone that young? And thirdly, why is it OUR job to sort it out?

Fuck the water crap, its a lie. Fuck the starving people who bring a kid into a bad situation. And if you want to stop the child marriage, legal or not, shoot the first 30 cunts that try it and the rest may think twice! But don’t bombard me with your endless fucking adverts about it, especially as we have our own problems especially with covid.

Nominated by: DiabloLordOfTerror

The city of Minneapolis is giving the family of George Floyd $27,000,000 . I hope that the money is held in escrow until all of the cunt’s victims have been given a chance to claim damages against his previous actions.
I fear that there may not be enough money left over for the family to enjoy a bucket of KFC. Let’s hope that’s the case.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-56381722

Nominated by: Guzziguy

The Media are CUNTS.

So we have this pandemic which is the worst thing ever in history, over 18 months we have been decimated, lost jobs, businesses and like fucking mongoloids accepted the governments bullshit.

Believe in covid or not, either way, most of us have been fucked in the arse and left to shit out that creampie on our own.

But no, this is not a story, not possibly the biggest health-scare and story since 1918 – no, what’s more important? That’s right, what some fat cunt (Piers Moron) thinks of a woman who married James Hewitts illegitimate son, not an heir to the throne anyway.

I hope the fat cunt gets cancer of the eyeball and Andrew Neil (BBC tax-avoiding ponce) with his Monaco based ‘alternative media’ (like Lewis Hamilton) will get skin cancer and rot in the Mediterranean Sea.
Imagine this:
Piers Morgan, Andrew Neil, Jeremy Paxman, David Icke, Alex Jones, Owen Jones, Jeremy Vine, Susanna Reid, presenting 10 second sound bites for Twitter/Youtube/Facebook.
Sounds much like the BBC/Sky & ITV.

FUCK OFF

Nominated by Brownstained-flaps

Poor Pepe Le Pew has been removed from some film because he is too passionate in his embraces. They liken it to ‘rape’. He invades the other’s ‘personal space,’.
‘Mon cherie, Mon cherie!’. I love Pepe le Pew. He’s an amorous skunk isn’t he? The ‘joke’ do you woke fuckers know what that is? The ‘humour’ do you know what that is? is Pepe Le Pew stinks. He stinks because he’s a skunk. He doesn’t realise that his advances are repulsed more because of his smell than anything else.
Its a joke see. What is funny do you know what funny is? Is the reaction of the creatures caught in his grasp. They are trying to get away from the smell!! The struggle to extricate themselves is the FUNNY bit. Their faces. You’re supposed to LAUGH at it. (That is you have spontaneous eruption of mirth and you emit a sound which is called LAUGHING.)
It’s in the name Pepe le Pew. Like Phew! That’s called a play in words. That’s what it’s all about play, fun. Do you understand those words at all…?
How humourless do you have to be to want Pepe Le Pew taken out of a film. Really. It stinks. It stink to high heaven. Pepe has a beautiful aroma compared to this stinking Woke shit.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/fox-news-defends-pepe-le-pew-after-rape-culture-skunk-cancelled-from-space-jam-sequel/ar-BB1engTJ

Nominated by: Miles Plastic