Dr. Anthony Fauci, the Covid Gnome

This lifelong hack deserves a cunting.

He’s been all over the place on “guidance.” Don’t wear a mask, not necessary. Oh wait, better wear a mask. Better yet, wear two.

And stay six feet away from each other. Oh wait, three feet is fine.

The Gnome said Trump should tell his supporters to get a vaccine. Funny how he didn’t chastise Comma-La Harris when she announced during the election campaign that she wasn’t gonna trust no Trump vaccine.

Fauci pulls down a salary of over $400,000 per year. He and the rest of the hackerama haven’t missed a paycheck since “15 Days to Flatten the Curve” began about a year ago.

For that kind of money, we would be grateful if the Gnome would just come out and say something like “We’re not sure if [generic policy] will work or not, but our best guess at the moment is it will. Please be patient. We’re doing the best we can in extraordinary circumstances.”

But that would make too much sense, and wouldn’t be cuntish enough.

Nominated by: A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Cunt

I see convicted criminal Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe is back in the news and facing a new trial.

This spy (sorry, aid worker) has now had her ankle tag removed but faces another trial next week on more charges….guess she wishes she’d never gone over there now…aid working….doing some aid work I mean.

Her husband is constantly on the BBC and whining about her harsh treated for just being an aid worker…cough cough

And talking of the BBC, they worship the aid working ground this convict walks on so they are going well over the top. Just because she was convicted in another country does not mean she isn’t guilty, it’s just the Beeb and other piss artists don’t agree with it.

Maybe she is just an aid worker (look, a flying pig) or maybe she’s just an aid working with a good heart, I have no idea but it proves the point, don’t go sticking your nose into other countries business.

Nominated by: Spanky Mc Spank

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56313099

The word “Movies”

I fucking hate this word and i’m afraid it has become almost universal in this country.
Fair enough, when I am in Yankland I use words like “sidewalk” , “restroom” and “gas station “ because I need to make myself understood. I remember asking some Yank where the nearest petrol station was and he looked at me like I was talking Russian or something before I realised my mistake.

But in my own country I go to “ the pictures” or “the cinema”. I don’t go to the fucking “movies” because i’m not a fucking Yank. I don’t talk to “guys” I talk to blokes or geezers. Nothing wrong with being a Yank but if you ain’t one stop talking like you are……you just make yourself look like a cunt.

Or you could just fuck off to America…….. they would probably suss you as a wanker ( or “jerk”) though.

Just my thoughts.

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

The Census is a cunt.

First I heard we were having one was on the BBC News at 10 tonight. Of course they were interviewing an LGBTQI++ couple saying how great a gay census is. It is also online. I asked Mrs Pillar how you are informed to fill in the online form. She said you get an email. What? Does the government have an email address for everyone in the UK? Including people over 75 that don’t have a computer?

The Welsh and Northern Ireland are doing it at the same time as England. It is devolved so viewers in Scotland won’t do it until next year – well that’s really handy for a single nation isn’t it?

It used to be that you could get a fine if you didn’t fill the fucker in. It is now all online and biased towards LGBT, immos, assorted Eurotrash and other cunts. How are they going to get responses from everyone?

I remember my dad getting really worried about filling in something trivial about 1986 like, “We could get fined if we don’t tell them how much spaghetti we eat”. Fucking Tesco’s and Amazon know more about me than the fucking government know by taking a census. Fucking cheeky poke nosed bastards.

Take your out of date census and shove it up your arse you cunts.

Nominated by: Anton Pillar

I listened to the News a couple of days ago and have a few conflicting thoughts.

1, a group of people, I believe calling themselves “reclaim the streets” had asked to hold a vigil, they were told no by the high court.

2, The people of Burma took to the streets to protest about the recent Military takeover of their country.

Now here things sort of differ, in case one we have an appointed judiciary who said “No there is a pandemic on, nothing happens”.
in case 2 we have “fuck you lump it or die”

so end game case 2, I think 50 shot dead (forget about injury’s) and a rather rum time had by all from a non elected repressive regime.

end game 1, a load of people joined an illegal gathering and the police dispersed it.

The fuss on the tv/Radio “crowd dispersed by police” , meanwhile 50 die in Burma.

Bottom line, the high court said do not do it and the police enforced it, you want the police to enforce your view of the law?
Start by following the law, its always good to be friends with the people you need.

Nominated by: lord benny(not quite deceased, but close)