Sir Keir Starmer (11)

Kweer Contortions.

Sir Kweer Starmer has been forced to apologise for daring to visit a church.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-56644740

Sir Keir Starmer has apologised after visiting a church which has been criticised for its stance towards homosexuality.
The Labour leader visited Jesus House in London on Good Friday and later shared a video from his visit online.
But after a backlash including from his party’s LGBT+ members, Sir Keir called it a mistake and deleted the clip.
‘He said he “completely” disagreed with the church’s views on LGBT+ rights and was not aware of them beforehand.
“I apologise for the hurt my visit caused and have taken down the video,” he said. “It was a mistake and I accept that.”

This church apparently doesn’t approve of gay marriage. They do not seem to want the death penalty for it though.
Consider this:-

Would Sir Kweer have to apologise for visiting a mosque?

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

Moonpig

Moonpig are cunts,

We ordered a mother’s day card and flowers for mothers day, now being a special occasion card company. So first the card was late, the flowers didn’t show up at all, you can’t call these useless cunts it got to be emails.

Eventually we get a response a refund is offered and accepted, except they don’t refund your money, they give you credit.

So we reorder flowers and a card, to use the credit and thanks to fuckpigs I have some making up to do, try and order flowers, get a message to say no longer available, have to choose different flowers, the card arrives separately from the card.

The best bit is there’s a note with the flowers to a midwife to say thanks for delivering my sprog.

So fuck pig have completely fucked this up on every conceivable level, so don’t trust these useless cunts with any special occasion….

You will be the one who ends up looking like a cunt thanks to fuck pig…

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

When You Think Something Is Up


I’m not one to agree with conspiracy theories.

But I can’t help this creeping sense of dread that, while our attention is being drawn towards the alphabet soup that diversity & gender groups use, and Greta Whats-her-face, and all the other shrill voiced one thought me me me groups are saying and doing, something very nasty is happening in the other direction.

We need to be careful that we don’t take our eye of Boris et al.

Nominated by: Jessum Priest

With some second thoughts from Jessum Priest:

I was going to ask you to remove my nomination, but although I didn’t cunt a specific person/persons/action, I’m cunting us all for focusing on the small picture.

Come on, we’re better than that.

(Are we? What do you think might be going on unseen? – NA)

Dead Pool [211]

* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *

Congratulations to Liberal Liquidator who has scored his second hit in a month by correctly predicting the evil cunt Bernie Madoff would be the next dead cunt.Madoff was a financier who was convicted to 150 years in prison for fraud estimated at $64.8 Million from a massive Ponzi scheme costing many their life savings.Madoff was 82 and won`t be missed by many if anyone.

On to Dead Pool 211

Rules

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

5) New Rule: Nominations can only be changed if some cunt has beaten you to it and your nomination is invalidated. Otherwise, stick with your five until the next round.

TV Moaners and Prince Philip

Cunts complaining about the TV coverage of the death of Prince Philip.
One fucking day and the riff-raff go apeshit. Chavscum kicking off because shite like NeverEnders and Drag Race have been cancelled for one day. I heard some ugly tart moaning down her phone, ‘Ah don’t cur if is fookin dead! Am not missin ma fookin Emmerdale!’ I mean, what is it with these fucking cunts and morons?

OK, maybe the coverage was a bit overboard, but he was a major member of the British monarchy. Yet the football coverage and many other things have had thickos taking a knee for a sambeau criminal for a year now, and there’s been no BBC enquiry about complaints about that. The stupidity of the British public never fails to amaze me.

Nominated by: Norman