Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to offer a Holy cunting to the Archbishop of Starmer land, who seems to have mistaken his doctor of divinity qualification for that of a doctor of medicine, as he calls for an enquiry into the Coronavirus crisis:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9495321/Archbishop-Canterbury-puts-pressure-PM-Covid-inquiry.html

Like that other posturing old queen , Anthony Blair, he seems to think he has carte blanche to meddle in matters far above his competence and intelligence.

Justin should stick to his organ and the choirboys and shut the fuck up.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

I nominate the man in the picture at the top of the nomination page. Jeremy Clarkson.

I’m sure he is (or was) a hero to many on ISAC.

I have always found him entertaining especially on Top Gear before it transformed into a yobs’ night out. He was irreverent and very funny. He was forever taking the piss out of foreigners. He referred to the MD of BMW (Bernd Pischetsrieder) at the time of their ownership of MG Rover as “Burnt Fishtrousers”. He also had no time for political correctness.

He was thus our kind of guy. Thus is came as something of a shock that he was pro-Remain. This was mainly because leaving might curtail his off-spring’s jolly wanderings around europe. Very middle class. But then he was a public schoolboy so what did we really expect?

In his Sunday Times magazine column (18/4/21) he got very annoyed. He is now playing at being a farmer and was aghast that the seeds he ordered from abroad took a little longer to arrive. In fact he got so angry that he drove over to a neighbouring farmer whom he knew had voted for Brexit, wound down his window and called him a “cunt”.

Earlier in the piece he disparaged Brexit voters invoking the usual “too old, too ignorant” cliches. He also dismissed our excellent vaccine roll-out and said that Europe was lagging behind due to EU bureaucracy. Er, yes, precisely.

Sorry, Jeremy but you have unveiled your establishment origins and you are a cunt.

https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1424659/Jeremy-Clarkson-farm-covid-brexit-uk-leave-EU-disaster-house-net-worth-news-latest-update

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss

I like a good plot in a book or film but I hate when people insist on telling it to you. My wife and mother-in-law just love to recount everything they can recall about some shit film or TV series they have been watching. My mother-in-law goes even further by telling us about meals she had 40 years earlier. “I had a fantastic steak in a restaurant in Sorrento in 1973. It came with stuffed mushrooms and a risotto and was cooked just the way I like it. The service was wonderful and the toilets were very clean.” Big deal!

Another irritating habit they have is to read bits of the newspaper out to each other at breakfast. As I am always up hours before them, have already eaten and read the rag, I know what it says so I don´t want to hear it again. Shut up both of you!

Nominated by: Mr Polly

Seconded by: Jessum Priest

Mr. Polly. You sort of had something there, but kind of spoiled it by making it a rant about wife and MIL.

Try this. I hate it when someone recommends a book to me, I’m a big reader, then spoils it by telling me what it’s about, including the shock ending.

Utter, utter cunts.

Demi Lovato (yes again)
I’m no astronomer but I have discovered the center point around which the universe revolves. Turns out that it is the person trying to be a contender for Cunt of the Year: Demi Lovato.

The world is not exactly to her liking yet so she feels compelled to make sure we all know where we are going wrong. Some of her life experiences have been traumatic, so any person, business or entity that displays a lack of sensitivity to her trauma needs to be called out. The latest ones to touch a raw nerve with this twat is a frozen yogurt place in California that caters to the healthy and trim clientele. This insults poor Demi who has had eating disorders in her past.

She is getting a lot of blow back from people about this as she should.
Every few days this cunt seems to once again put her cuntitude on full display prompting a swift cunting. For a woman with a man’s chin and supposedly full of “girl power” she sure is a fragile cunt. I can’t wait to see what offends this pathetic woke worrior next.

She will be on my Dead Pool submissions from now on as a wimminz this fragile is due for another tumble off the wagon soon.
Fucking child star snowflake cunt!

https://mol.im/a/9485671

Nominated by: Meat Curtains

I would like to nominate the Post Office for a total cunting, after they prosecuted members of their staff on the basis of a computer system that they knew was flawed 20 years ago.

A lady on my local news yesterday got 9 months , and her life is totally ruined, as was another lady who lost her husband exacerbated by the stress of it all.

PO investigations are therefore culpable cunts, and are probably failed wannabee detectives or retired ones with dementia. And don’t get me started on what must have been the don’t give a fuck defence lawyers, who totally failed their clients.

And all the PO offer is mealy mouthed crocodile tears and insincere apologies. The CEO of the PO which was once one of this great countries institutions, should immediately resign (but wont) .

I hope that those affected have the fight left , and the finances, to sue the cunts to the max. I would help crowdfund it . This will also go away quietly over the next few days as well, as its not a racist issue , and will not be a popular cause .

Not only that the PO haven’t delivered anything remotely useful to me in years . Probably because the part time casual , disinterested , lazy cunts they now employ , cant find my address so it ends up in a skip. Disgraceful cunts.

Another great British institution totally fucked over.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/04/23/post-office-scandal-39-former-subpostmasters-have-names-cleared/

(Link excellently provided by Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt – NA)

Nominated by: thiscountryistotallyfucked

Seconded by: Lazybiscuits

The Post Office management

Today after years of people being fired/bankrupted and even topping themselves due to a massive IT fuckup the post office covered up, the courts finally decided what everyone knew all along it was an IT fuckup.

This stupid and greedy conspiracy that ruined the lives of postmasters all over the country is finally put to rest and I hope there’s a criminal trial for the cunts responsible. The sad part is this took fucking YEARS to even go to court despite clear evidence.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9502925/Post-Office-scandal-Dozens-staff-today-convictions-quashed.html

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-56859357

.. and thirded by W.C.Boggs

A first c;ass special delivery cunting please for this greedy buck-toothed old hag.

In addition to being head of the Post Office at a time of monstrous injustices to Postmasters, being convicted of “crimes” that didn’t even happen, some of them serving prison sentences, just because the computer said no, the Poseeeeeeet Office lied about evidence to promote private prosecutions, which didn’t have to be overseen by the DPP’s office.:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-56882496

It turns out that not only is this greedy old cunt a director of Dunhelm Mills, but also….. a fucking vicar/priest. clergyman (well, she looks a bit dykey).

After the now EX-postmasters/mistresses having been cleared of the false charges bought against them last week, old Harris-tweed knickers condescended to step down from her directorships, but she has also given up vicaring.

She ought perhaps to be appointed prison chaplain to whatever slammer she is sent to for conspiring to pervert the course of justice.