Dead Pool [361]

Congratulations to Cuntemall who has won Dead Pool 360 by picking the hugely acclaimed English crime and thriller novelist and journalist Frederick Forsyth who has died today aged 86 followibg a brief illness.He sold over 75 million copies of his 25 books which included classics such as The Day of The Jackal The Odessa File and The Dogs of War.

On to Dead Pool 361

The Rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It muat be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have alreaddy been nabbed.

5)Hits are awarded based on fhe chronology of death reporting and not necessarily in chronoligy of death.

Robert F Kennedy Jnr



It’s a long time since American politics has had a Kennedy in the firing line. We all remember the swinging shooting sixties when a succession of the Kennedy clan went the way of the bullet. Carry On Camelot.

This old hippie felt all nostalgic when a good ol’ lone nut took a pop at Trump. Even more so at the chaos, conspiracy theories and incompetence that surrounded that event. Interesting that Trump has been promising to release all the suppressed FBI data from the JFK/RK/MLK assassination cycle. Even more interesting that thus far it seems fuck all interesting seems to have come out about it all. Not even a smoking gun.

Daily Fail.

Now RFK Jnr (son of Bobby Kennedy and nephew of JFK boom boom). This croak voiced cunt with the inbred Richard III understudy look is actually Trump’s Health Secretary and an extreme Republican floater. Trump enraged and double footed the Democratic old guard by picking him. Note: Kennedys are traditionally pro IRA Irish Democrats so my compliments to Trump for fucking them up.

The RFK Jnr Modus Operandi is somewhat weird environmentalism, anti-vaxing and conspiracy theories so perhaps it would be a kindness if he did take a bullet. He also claims that his speech problems are caused by a “brain worm”.

Time.

Best of luck RFK Jnr. Boom Boom.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

Wales Leading The way

”Welsh Labour drops word ‘us’ for being exclusionary”

”The devolved Labour administration devised a series of principles to steer future culture sector policy, including the idea that “culture brings us together”.
However, in a consultation for the plans, the government was told to “consider how the use of the word ‘us’ in this statement could seem exclusionary” and urged to use terms such as “everyone” instead.”

Apparently Wales must project a modern and diverse culture of people calling Wales their home. And for some reason this does not include ”Us”. It must also have an ‘anti racist plan’ to promote the right (shouldn’t that be Left?) historic narrative.

By god I’m glad I left before they all disappear up their (is their allowed?) own arseholes.

GB news

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

When in doubt, stick a label on it

‘Double murderer Sunday school teacher blames her PTSD, court hears’

”Police originally believed they had died in a suicide pact after discovering that their partners were having an extramarital affair.”

However, they had been drugged and murdered and their bodies arranged to make it look as though they had taken their own lives.

Yes, it’s a fucker how whatever label is this week’s vogue can make you, on the spur of the moment, drug, murder and stage a suicide.

Free the Londonderry One. She might even have ADHT, OCD, dispraxia and dyslexia.
Justice now.

msn/gbnews

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

Yurtel


Glastonbury, a terribly sad tale.

Yurtel, a company that charged people £10k and upwards for tickets for Glastonbury with luxury glamping accommodation has gone bust!

Oh dear, how very sad, someone pass me a tissue.

Disappointed would be Festival goers, who made cash payments ( apparently the company would not accept payments by credit card) have been left high and dry after the company informed customers via email that they had gone into liquidation on the 8th May.
The same email advised them there would be no cash refunds.

When asked to comment, Glastonbury Festivals stated that Yurtel had not purchased any tickets prior to the 8th May.

My heart bleeds for these daft cunts, sorry, I meant poor people.

What business doesn’t take card payments for purchases of £10k to £16.5k? Can anybody spell scam?

BBC News.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest