Dithering Cunts

(Covert pic of Night Admin out shopping at Asda – DA)
(Which begs the question, why does DA secretly follow me around especially when I’m wearing my favourite short shorts? – NA)

We’ve all been there. Whether it’s waiting for a precious car park space to open up, but instead of driving promptly off; Millie has to fuss with her hair; make a phone call and generally arse around with her handbag , oblivious to keeping us all waiting.

And here’s Francesca in Waitrose….. taking aeons to choose between identical cans of Greek pesto and feta soup and blocking the aisle with her overladen trolley.

Worst of all, yummy mummy Daisy pissing about with the Morrison’s girl, asking the hapless Munter whether the fish is sustainably caught and the chips triple-cooked in strained vegan organic coconut oil.

Fuck Off out of my way ; I want my All Day Breakfast NOW and here’s the £5.50 exact money.

Examples are endless, but Ill fuck off with the now obligatory dithering involved with “and the winner is……“. (count to ten)….. aw, who gives a fuck anyway?!

Nominated by: Isaac Hunt 

Rising Prices

It probably comes as no suprise to discover that prices have been starting to rise since the beginning of this year, chiefly because of the various lifting of lockdown restrictions and a return to a form of “normality”

This was typified in February when most of the major energy companies announced above-inflation increases in gas, water and electric bills, blaming it on that mystical thing called “wholesale prices”.

Other utility companies followed suit, especially telecoms operators such as BT, Sky & Virgin Media, who announced stinging above-inflation increases for broadband and landline use.

Prices in supermarkets have also seen steady rises, especially clothes and some food items. Council tax bills went up by well above inflation levels, along with petrol at the pump, train fares, bus fares and a whole lot more,

But this flies in the face of a devastated economy, especially in the relatively unprotected private sector, where SMEs in particular, have been hit hard by the pandemic, with hundreds of businesses closing and thousands of jobs lost.

Inflation doubled to 1.5% in April, but the Bank of England is comfortable with this as it still falls below their projection of 2%. So that’s alright then, even though it still doesn’t explain how some of the companies listed above can get away with increases of well above the inflation rate.

Moreover, some so-called economic experts think that if inflation continues to rise then interest rates will have to rise also, which will hammer people & businesses with mortgages, credit cards and loans – both personal and commercial.

So even though the BoE doesn’t seem overly worried about these stats, ordinary people will be shit scared, especially when the Treasury end the furlough support schemes in August/September, followed by another round of austerity to pay for the £400bn it has cost the country to keep the economy afloat!

Recessions, unemployment and poverty only happen to other people – the poor, the working and lower middle classes. While at the same time the Great and the Good carry on as if nothing has happened. So that’s alright then!

Same old shit, different day

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2021/may/19/uk-inflation-more-than-doubles-in-april-as-energy-prices-increase-coronavirus

https://www.moneysavingexpert.com/news/2021/02/energy-bills-to-rise-for-11-million—act-now-to-beat-the-hikes/

Nominated by: Technocunt 

David Mitchell (2)

David Mitchell on Have I Got News For You last night was an absolute cunt.

Yes, I was a cunt myself for watching it, was waiting for the new Partridge. Anyway, there was a significant portion of last night’s show dedicated to cunting Martin Bashir, culminating in an acutely embarrassing rant from guest host David Mitchell basically absolving the BBC of blame (or at least ignoring the fact that they covered up for him) and slating the Tories for potentially using the scandal to dismantle the BBC which, apparently, is “loved”.

Apparently, this incident doesn’t matter because “the news is a boring programme” and not as important as drama and comedy – never mind the fact that Bashir’s revelations were on Panorama, the BBC built it’s reputation worldwide on it’s journalism and reporting you stupid infantile cunt!

The whole arrogant “nothing-to-do-with-us” attitude reminded me of that episode they made after Savile was revealed as a nonce, when Graham Linehan made a similar speech lambasting the press for daring to criticise auntie beeb for sheltering the UK’s most prolific nonce and keeping him supplied with victims.

Cunts: the BBC is not loved anymore. As an institution it is completely bereft morally yet at the same time maintains an extremely patronising pontificating left-wing stance. It clearly hates and sneers at the majority of this country (i.e. the white working class) so why does it think we love it?

When you cunts get defunded no-one will care.

Mitchell’s rant: https://twitter.com/i/status/1398382627854376975

Linehan on Savile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0-eMtJlis0

Nominated by: Seanie

Immigration and Napier Barracks (2)

Almost 500 arrived on our shores over the last days of May. Many arriving courtesy of the Border Farce water taxi. Others in various flavours of flexi or small dinghy.

The women and children will be quickly moved through the initial stages of benefit bonanza whilst the single men (the majority) will be housed in Napier barracks I suppose.

Of course this will provoke them and they may riot cos they don’t get decent accommodation. For fuck sake the ungrateful bastards have spent fuck knows how long eating seagulls and shitting in plastic bags but fuck me, bed, toilet, hot water food for fuck all but no they demand their share of the benefit bonanza.

Some of the staff at Napier said that they got a bit worried because these new assets to the U.K. were used to acting as a mob to get their own way plus the staff could not understand what the cunts are plotting as they speak a foreign language. Re read that bit twice because I thought my brain had fucked off without telling me.

So there you have it the rolling saga of the invasion of England aided and abetted by the useless cunts in government, the charities who aid and abet these fuckers and the legal aid vultures who make a very good living defending the bastards.

Conservative estimate of persons in U.K. 67, 000,000. England is the most densely populated country of its size in Europe according to Migration watch. Can you imagine what the stress would be like if you had children and lived within 20 miles of these cunts. Swimming pools definitely a no go.

My conclusion is that no party is interested in reducing immigration so fuck them all to hell

Nominated by: Black biscuit

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-56812627

and this from Duke of Cuntshire

Asylum seekers and the High Court.
It’s difficult to separate the cuntishness of these two useless bunch of arseholes, so I’ll put them both in the same nom.

Somehow or other, a bunch of illegal immigrants have successfully sued the democratically elected British government, after the High Court found that Napier Barracks was found to be inadequate for them.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/15151169/asylum-seekers-high-court-napier/

How the hell did it get to the point where we have to kowtow to a bunch of filthy, terrorist, child raping, ragheads?

The bastard barracks were ok for our own armed forces, when they’re not on active duty ferrying the likes of this vermin from North Africa to the UK, who then go on to blow kids apart at a concert in Manchester.

Nowhere else on the planet would tolerate this bollocks. We must be the laughing stock of the whole world.

….and there’s more, this time from Hard Brexit Cunt

I’ll second this cunting having read about it earlier today.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-57335499

For me, the noteworthy cunts are Justice Linden who heard the case, and briefs from the law firm Deighton Pierce Glynn who brought the case to court.

Justice Thomas Linden QC (Quality Cunt) is a barrister who works for Matrix Chambers which specialises in yuman rites and counts Tony Blair’s missus amongst its former staff. So we can assume that this cunt has been totally impartial in finding in favour of the bogus asylum seekers then, can’t we?

The usual left-wing groups such as Refugee Action and the Joint Council for the Welfare of Immigrants have called for the barracks to be closed. If these barracks were suitable for our brave servicemen, why aren’t they suitable for these young men of fighting age who have come here to work as doctors, engineers and world-class architects illegally driving mini-cabs and making kebabs? They’ll also demand to bring their extended families full of Abduls and Fatimas once they have settled in at our expense.

The illegals have been whinging about the barracks having no electricity or hot water and one shower per 100 people. What’s their fucking problem? They were living in far worse conditions on the other side of the Channel and the Third World shitholes they come from are hardly bastions of advanced technology. Otherwise, daytime TV wouldn’t be full of adverts showing their young children walking several miles a day to collect filthy water full of crocodile shit.

The judge is being paid a fortune by the taxpayer, the firm of briefs are probably rolling in legal aid and the illegals may be in line for a payout from the taxpayer. Fucking parasitic cunts the whole lot of them!

....and this from Fuglyucker

Whinging illegal immigrants, fuckwits judges and the home office are cunts, it turns out these filthy fuck monkeys have won a case about bad conditions they have have had to enjure in the army barracks they were put into.
So illegal immigrants are cunts, we already know this, ship all the sponging cunts back to Calais.
Judges who all allow this shit to happen are cunts and usually so out of touch with real life, it amazes me these fuckers don’t need to do an annual sanity test.
Last of all the home office for not cracking down properly on these cunts, taking too long to get rid of the cunts….

 

Self Appointed Covid police

Self appointed Covid police can fuck off and die!

This bullshit has brought out the absolute worst in people and non more so than shop and bar staff who are enjoying their little bit of power.

Its usually OBESE UGLY WOMEN who are the ones you can hear saying “stand there! Put your mask on! two meters apart!” etc.
They are fuckin lovin this shit.

And watch how many of these fat cunts are still tryin to tell everyone where to stand and sit down once this plague has gone…

Fat short haired unkept ugly obnoxious patronising women please FUCK OFF!! …YOU WERE BORN CUNTS!!

Nominated by: Kendo Nagasaki