Category Archives: Russell Brand

The New Years Honours List

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         A cunt previously honoured

The New Year’s Honours list is typically shite…. Dame Joan Collins… Is it for services to crap acting? Services to tacky film roles? Services to playing slags? The only good thing she did was the Cinzano commercial with Rigsby….

James Corden? For being a vast, unfunny, noxious, coked up, lardarsed cunt?

And that other Gavin and Stacey cunt… Who the fuck is next? Russell Brand?!

Esther Rantzen? For ignoring the victims of Jimmy Savile when they came to her (Not to mention the worst TV show in history: That’s Life!)?

What a crock of shit!

Nominated by: Norman

Russell Brand and Noam Chomsky

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Russell Brand has been getting on my tit ends with his childish rants and typical adoption of a far left agenda just when his career goes down the shit pan.

I`d also like to nominate all the cunts in my university and across the country who look up to this wankstain as some sort of modern day Gandhi:He is not he is just a pox infested unfunny faded actor who`s political views are akin to those of a brain damaged Noam Chomsky (who is also a massive cunt)

Nominated by: Shaun of the Dead 69

Never heard of Noam Chomsky until he was nominated. Forced to investigate out of sheer curiousity. Now wish I hadn’t…

Noam Chomsky is even more fucking pretentious than Russell Brand! Brand is apparently a ‘comedian and campaigner’ as well as a massive twat. Chomsky on the other hand describes himself as a ‘linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, logician, political commentator and anarcho-syndicalist activist’. What the fuck is an anarcho-syndicalist when it’s at home ?!?

Seems to me to be just a self-publicising Yank cunt, who looks like Michael Foot without a duffle coat, and who’s made a shed load of money by spouting bollocks about communism and conspiracy theories. If he was really a communist, he’d have given all his wealth away to help the downtrodden working classes, the fucking hypocrite.

A wealthy communist is an oxymoron – Miliband take note!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Virgin Galactic

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Virgin Galactic’s SpaceShipTwo on its first test flight over the Mojave Desert, California

Had Jolie, Bieber, Perry and the loathsome Brand been aboard the craft, forensics would have to spend ages sorting out the ship from the wreckage.

So Sir Richard, when you plan your next interstellar fuck up, please invite some selected guests to play the role of crash test dummies. I humbly suggest:

Eric Pickles (for maximum splat effect)
Jo and Russell Brand
Jihadi John
Justin Bieber

…and as many paedo’s as you can fit in once you evict the illegal immigrants, who will no doubt be stowing away

Nominated by: Captain Japseye

Russell Brand [4]

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Q: How do you make a living by being a total cunt?
A: Change your name to Russell Brand and just be a total cunt.

Tosspot so-called comedian Russell Brand has launched his own YouTube channel called ‘The Trews”. What’s it all about? Well according to Brand “my daily show ‘The Trews’ is where I give you the true news so you don’t have to invest any money in buying newspapers that charge you for the privilege of keeping your consciousness imprisoned in a tiny box of ignorance and lies.”

Pretentious little fucking shitbag cunt! He even nicked the name from a Canadian hard rock band. I doubt he ever had an original thought of his own in his entire life.

The Trews. FFS! Watch it at your peril!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Russell Brand [2]

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Russell Brand is a talentless cunt that needs a quick rub-down with a house brick.

Apparently, being ‘funny’ in this cunt’s drug-addled mind entails being rude, patronising, arrogant, ignorant, insolent and downright obnoxious.

He thinks swear words are funny in themselves, and that he is being ‘edgy’ when he uses them, in the same way a 9 year old thinks that saying ‘cock’ is big and clever.

I genuinely think I would physically attack the cunt if I ever get the chance.

Nominated by: Termujin