Well, Owen Jones has done it. Admittedly, it wasn’t difficult for a cunt like him, but Owen has actually made himself look an even bigger cunt than usual. He spent most of yesterday on the road with his quest to “unseat the Tories across London” in Barnet, Kensington, Westminster and Wandsworth. As well as visiting those innocent London boroughs, Jones also left his slime trail in Hillingdon, Swindon and Portsmouth. He took Khant and the Abbottopotamus to Wandsworth, and before that he was in Westminster with Eddie Izzard, who after his trip to the Middle East has found his make up bag.

In Westminster, Owen grandly announced that Westminster, “have the hedge fund managers. Labour has the people”. Unfortunately for Jones, nobody seems to have told ‘the people’, because they voted Tory. Kensington, Westminster and Wandsworth are Tory boroughs. So is Barnet, which the Tories took. And Swindon, which the Tories held. And Hillingdon, where the Tories increased their majority. Labour failed to take control of Portsmouth, which remains No Overall Control. Apparently, he was also due to visit Plymouth, but cancelled. Labour won there.

His escapades yesterday only served to make him even more unpopular with Labour, and today Jones is busy blaming his Labour colleagues for failing to manage expectations. But they’re having none of it. One Labour party member is quoted as saying, “Hundreds of activists were sent to campaign in the wrong places just to feed the outsized egos of a few pied pipers on Twitter. It can’t be allowed to happen again.”

Oh dear. Izzard must be laughing his tits off today. Normally, it’s he who is the kiss of death to Labour candidates. Today, the Albatross is very much Jones. Not that the arrogant little clown will admit it though. Still, Owen Jones, stand up and take a bow. You are without any doubt, an ocean going cunt.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

I can’t believe I’m actually going to defend the BBC here, but there’s no way around it. I want to nominate Owen Jones. Again. He was on Newsnight recently, accusing Al-Beeb of photoshopping Jeremy Corbyn’s stupid Commie hat, to make it look more Communist. This claim, parroted by his butt-buddies in Momentum, has already been proven to be complete bullshit, but two million people have seen the post on Momentum’s Facefuck page. Obviously, not all of them would have believed that the BBC deliberately photoshopped an photo of Corbyn in a Lenin style hat that he CHOSE to wear, just to make him look more left wing. Sadly though, a lot of them would have been stupid enough to believe that outright lie.

The BBC doesn’t need to do such a thing. Corbyn proves to the entire nation what a extreme far left cunt he is on an hourly basis. He proved his Communist credentials when he not only sided with Russia at PMQ’s last Wednesday, but pretty much said word for word what the Russian government have been saying. And the simple fact is, as I said, Corbyn CHOOSES to wear that ridiculous hat. It’s the headwear equivalent of Kim Jong Un’s haircut.

Incidentally, if you want real proof that Putin sent his cunts to try to murder Skripal and his daughter, look no further than the childish outbursts from the Russian government and their stooges at the state run TV channel. Nobody who is innocent hurls insults and innuendo at their accusers. And I see that Putin has won 75% of the vote in the elections. Yeah, right, three quarters of the Russian people actually voted for Putin, a man who regularly feels the need to prove his masculinity by being photographed topless doing what he thinks is manly shit.

In some ways, it’s amusing to watch Jones hurling such lies at the BBC. It wasn’t too long ago that he was calling for Corbyn to stand down as leader of the Labour Party. Until Corbyn won a challenge to his leadership, then Owen the Onanist climbed right back Corbyn’s arse. So, on top of being an egostical, idiotic, drivel spouting, lying drama queen, with a penchant for storming off when he doesn’t get his way, he’s also a massive hypocrite. Mostly though, Owen Jones, is an annoying, bigoted little twat. Like most of his ilk, he considers freedom of speech that only people like him have a right to, and will happily shout down anyone who disagrees with him. He is, a CUNT.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Owen Jones is a stereotypical left leaning tosser of the kind our hijacked education system keeps churning out. Many in turn become teachers and churn out more of their ilk.

Owen Jones and his kind equate the old working class with the scum underclass. When in truth, the old working class would have detested the work shy scroungers of today. They are not the same.

Owen Jones is a hypocrite, who refuses to acknowledge that it is real world capitalism which provides him with his lifestyle. Does Owen Jones think he would fair better as a gay man in the socialist utopia of Russia? I think not. Would he acknowledge this? Again, I think not.

God forbid that Owen Jones and his kind ever get any political power, because he is militant and he would force his values on others. You can tell this through his attitude. He is intolerant of the opinions of others.

Owen Jones is a dangerous extremist, who needs to be exposed as such at every opportunity. He needs to be held up to ridicule and confronted by opposing intellectuals who are more than a match for this snivelling wretch.

In conclusion – Owen jones is a stupid fucking cunt.

Nominated by Some Bloke