Hugh Hefner [2]

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Hugh Hefner is a cunt… Arguably the biggest and most successful pimp in the western world… Also marries one plastic titted bottle blonde after another… They sure as shite aren’t with the old cunt for his good looks or staying power, so the dirty old fart is paying for it..

Anywhere else these slags would be called prossies (I know some women have to do it to survive. But these brasses don’t!) and the Playboy Mansion would be known as a whorehouse (which it basically is)… Amazing what the fucking Yanks and the good ol’ US of A gets away with, eh?

Oh, and the bunny mag hasn’t had a decent bit of famous fluff (Lindsay Lohan? Kate Moss? I fucking ask you!) in it for years…

Nominated by: Norman