Congratulations to the cunt man of alcatraz who earns himself the distinction of winning Dead Pool 300 by picking the legendary British impressionist Mike Yarwood who has died aged 82.

On to Dead Pool 301 :

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it idls first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)!It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching picks mid pool unless they are already taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

Congratulations to wanksock who has correctly predicted that the former Harrods owner and Fulham owner.Mohamed Al Fayed would be the next famous face to conk out.Al Fayed was 94 and will perhaps be best remembered for various legal cases relating to investigating the circumstances surrounding the death of his son and heir Dodi and Princess Diana.

On to Deadpool 300

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we wi ll ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken first.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

Congratulations to Paul Maskinback who has won Dead Pool 298 by picking the prolific film and Television actress Sarah Lawson who has died aged 95 from cancer.

On to Dead Pool 299

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come and first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

Congratulations to King Cunt who has gone and won Dead Pool 297 by picking his long term pick Bob Barker the former host for many years of the American version of The Price is Right Bob Barker who has died today aged 99.He also hosted Miss USA and the Miss Universe contests years ago.He was also a long time animal rights activist.Barker was just 3 months shy of celebrating his 100th Birthday on December 12th.

On to Deadpool 298

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. No duplicates allowed.It is first come and first serve and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken by someone else.

5)Hits are awarded based upon chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

Congratulations to Cuntalugs who correctly predicted that legendary chat show host Michael Parkinson would be next to conk out aged 88.I wonder if Parky got a free parker pen just for enquiring at the pearly gates?

Onto Dead Pool 297

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates allowed and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nomination from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken by someone else.

5)Deadpool wind are based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.