Congratulations to Sir Limpy Stoke who correctly predicted the demise of the eminent American lawyer Benjamin Ferencz who was the last living (until today) prosecuter of the Nuremberg trials.He was 103 years old. R.I.P

On to Dead Pool 281:

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks midpool unless already taken.

5)Hits are awarded based upon chronology of reporting not necessary in chronological order of death.

Congratulations to Lord of the Rings who correctly predicted the death of Former Tory Chancellor Nigel Lawson.Lawson was Chancellor from 1983-1989 and served in several other cabinet and junior ministerial roles prior to that appointment.Lawson was 91 and died today.

On to Dead Pool 280:

The Rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next .No duplicates allowed.It is first come first serve and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone nominating the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching picks mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in order of death.

Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the demise of Hollywood actor Tom Sizemore who has died aged 61 after suffering a brain aneurysm.Sizemore was best known for his role in Saving Private Ryan but also starred in other hit films such as Heat, Natural Born Killers and Pear Harbour.He was also the voice of Sonny in Grand Theft Auto and was known for his long history of drug abuse and disorderly conduct over many years.

On to Dead Pool 279:

The Rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next .No duplicates allowed.It is first come first serve and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone nominating the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching picks mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in order of death.

Congratulations to the cunt man of Alcatraz who has won Deadpool 277 by predicting the sad demise of Betty Boothroyd the Former speaker of the UK house of commons who has died aged 93.Known for her no no nonesense style,she was the first and so far only commons speaker being elected in 1992 and serving for 8 years in the role.

On to Dead Pool 278

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken by someone else.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death announcements and not necessarily in chronological order of death.

Congraulations to Jack the Cunter who correctlty predicted that TV presenter Dickie Davies best known for presenting World of sport from 1968 until 1985 would be the next dead dude.Davies was 89 (or 94 sources differ ) and died today.

On to Dead Pool 277

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates allowed and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses picks from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on death announcement order not necessarily chronological order.