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Oh and as an added bonus, if you attempt to say for example turn the comments on a post about say bananas into the above. We’ll do a Paul Daniels on your comment.
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You want a cunt? I’ve got one. Charlotte Sunshine (I know?).
This daft bitch got the wrong order at McDonald’s. And apparently one bite of a chicken burger left her ‘traumatised’ ‘vomiting’ and ‘in tears’. An honest if daft mistake, obviously. And an apology and refund would normally close such a matter. But only with a normal person. The fuss this spoilt cow made about it is unbelievable. She was, of course, not so upset that she told every cunt on Twitter about it ad nauseum and expects special treatment, it appears an apology and refund isn’t good enough for this overgrown snowflake brat. Also, what’s a supposedly committed and lifelong vegan doing in McDonald’s anyway?
Typical luminous haired entitled millennial snowflake cunt. God, I fucking hate hippies.
Nominated by: Norman
Seconded by: Dickie Dribbler
Seconded.
MaccyD have previous form for veggie order c*ck-ups. Dozy moo-moo should have looked to see what was in her bun before stuffing her face.
Vegan given wrong meal at MaccyD
Should have offered her a free bacon double cheeseburger to rub it in.
First off, mental health is a serious thing and can affect all of us at some point.
However, I’m noticing a recent trend for sports people deciding to quit when the going gets tough.
Imagine being an Olympic selector? You choose the athletes carefully. There will be calls made to those that didn’t quite make it. There will be tears. Perhaps some real mental health issues as athletes miss out on their dreams, despite a life of sacrifice?
Those are not calls I would want to make.
Imagine then, in a team competition at the Olympics, one of your athletes does not do well (not terribly, just not so well) in their first event (with others to follow in a much needed points hunt).
And then quits. It’s too much. Mental elf innit? She’s got to think about herself, not everyone else (more or less what was said here).
Now, if she was genuinely losing it to the point she was totally unable to perform, then fair enough.
I’m just getting the vibe that people nowadays are becoming so soft that a bit of pressure and they walk away.
Fucking quitting? In the Olympics early on in a team event? Fuck off!
And they get praise for doing this shit, by the way. Maybe why they do it?
Imagine if Sir Bobby Moore, back in ’66 said during the final, “I’m too young to be taking this pressure Boss, please substitute me now.”
Bloody heck! Just wouldn’t happen, would it? And he wouldn’t have been deemed brave either, even if we’d won in the end!
Being a great sportsperson is not just about ability. Or even what you’ve won in the past. It’s about showing bottle when the chips are down. Remember Ben Stokes knowing one tiny mistake and the Ashes series was lost? The cunt had to survive alone with the last choice batsman (a bowler) for hours and score heavily. Against the best bowling attack in the world. That was fucking bottle. We had no fucking hope it seemed, but belief and strong will pulled off a sporting miracle.
Can’t be doing with sporting quitters, sorry.
Nominated by – Cuntybollocks
And then there’s this from Field Marshal Cuntgomery
Playing the mental health card when things aren’t going your way. Particularly, as recently seen in sport.
I know this is a sensitive issue for some, so let me explain why it boils my piss. Two years ago I popped round to see a cousin of mine, only to find him hanging from the loft hatch. He’d been dead for a day or two. He left a lengthy note explaining his reasons. Reasons far more important than not playing tennis very well or not being in the medals at the Olympics.
People like Simone Biles and Naomi Osaka play the mental health card and get all the plaudits for being brave and coming out, but these things never occur when they are winning.
Maybe I’m just a cynical old bastard, but it just seems to be a cover all phrase to mask a bad day at the office. We all do jobs that get us down and they can lead to serious issues. If that’s the case, most people re assess and get out, try something different.
It just seems to me that if they can’t get glory for winning, they try to get glory for being “brave”. Crying wolf is not going to help the poor fuckers with real problems in the long term.
Brave Mental Health Olympians
And yet more from – mystic maven
Simone Biles of the US Olympic team, who has dropped out because the whole experience has become too stressful.
Biles said on Tuesday: “It’s been really stressful these Olympic Games, not having an audience. It’s been a long week, a long Olympic process, a long year. We are just a little bit too stressed out. We should be out here having fun.
“I feel like I’m also not having as much fun and this Olympic Games I wanted it to be for myself and it felt like I was still doing it for other people. It hurts my heart that doing what I love has been taken away from me to please other people.”
I’m still trying to decipher what the fuck she’s talking about
Anyway, what a mard-arse, previous generations would have had a backbone and got on with it. She’ll no doubt become some kind of iconic heroine for being a failure.
And another, this time from Cock Blanket
Simone Biles…….
I can’t escape the feeling that this BLACK, FEMALE athlete is pulling the mental health card because she failed at the recent Olympics and can’t take failure. Instead she insists that her performance is due to her mental health. Just another attention seeking wanker jumping on the mental health bandwagon.
Obviously the BBC has jumped on this with both feet. News stories all over about this revelling how proud EVERONE is about her. I am not fucking proud so leave me out of it. If it turns out she is a lesbian too then the BBC will no doubt commission a statue in her honour.
Fuck off. You had a bad day and you were shite. Stop blaming it on mental health as that is the easy get out choice at the moment.
Fuck you and fuck the Olympics.
People are actually going to the flooding crisis in Germany and being pricks. Imagine their thought process “wow this will look cool on social media” as rescuers try to dig out dead bodies.
What is wrong with people? You aren’t journalists and you aren’t helping just getting in the way. I hope I’ll be standing outside your house as you desperately cry for help with my iPhone on recording.
And they’re using drones which are massively dangerous if emergency services are using helicopters in the area. Cunts.
Gawping Tourists Hamper Flood Rescue Work
Nominated by: LazyBiscuits
The Irish have been patting themselves on the back again for being the first country to allow transgender people to legally change their sex on a whim, even getting new birth certificates in the process. No hormone therapy or surgery required. No psychological profile required. Let’s see how that’s going.
An 18 year old piece of excrement named Barbie Kardashian has been using these new rights.
Barbie was born a boy. He named himself after his favourite tv star. In 2012, when he was 10, Barbie violently attacked his mother. He was taken into care but continued to hatch detailed plans to get at his mother in order to injure or kill her. His mother had to flee to another part of Ireland to escape him.
Whilst in care he continued to prey on female members of staff and was found with a list of females he wanted to attack. When he was 17 he brutally attacked a female care worker who was driving him somewhere. He gouged her eyes, tearing her eyelids in the process, and refused to release her whilst biting and tearing clumps of hair and scalp from her head.
Barbie expressed regret at this attack- regret that he had not killed the care worker. He said it had been a pleasure to hear her scream. He spent a few months in detention for this. He was also found not to be mentally ill !!
Here’s the catch. Barbie identifies as female under Ireland’s woke sex change laws. After he was released into the community residents were warned he/she/it was dangerous – but described him as a “teenage girl”. This thing looks nothing like a girl. It looks like a male freak in clown makeup.
The thing from Limerick is now facing trial on four counts of threatening harm to women. It’s currently remanded in the female section of Limerick Jail. If convicted, it will serve its sentence with women – a sex he so obviously respects and admires. It’s going to be like Christmas Day for him.
These are the same laws the “progressive” minority want for this country. When woke fuckstickery gets in the way of common sense this is the result.
Stupid cunts.
Transgender teen charged with death threats
Nominated by – MMCM
(A LEGAL DISCLAIMER (probably not needed but just in case). This person is, as far as we know, not at all related to, and far removed from, that well known celeb family, the Kardashians. We believe he changed his name to Kardashian at a young age in “tribute” to Kim Kardashian – Day Admin)
Also you might have noticed the Covid thread is back on the sidebar. Please restrict your posting/nominations about such a subject/vaccines etc to there. Otherwise they may just vanish. – The whole admin team.