I feel it’s time for that anonymous irritant Banksy to have the honour of another nomination. Actually, not just Banksy but the whole bullshit circus and fawning worship of this wanker who is clearly up his/her/they own arse. Not only do they seem to have acquired the right to spray they’re “art” wherever they like, they also feel free to dictate to owners of property they’ve defaced what to do with it.
I’m sure the owners of the model village mentioned in the bbc story are grateful for the publicity, but I’d be really tempted to tell Banksy’s “team” to get fucked. And how, in the age of smartphones and blanket cctv, are we expected to believe that this cunt (or cunts) remains anonymous?
And why do the bbc and the rest of our media cretins wank themselves stupid every time one of their shitty, childish and often woke bits of graffiti appear? Beats the shit out of me, whereas I’d like to be beating the shit out of Banksy. Whoever he/she/they or it is.
Nominated by – Field Marshal Cuntgomery




