Christ on a pogo stick, is nothing sacred?

We are now bombarded with gays and lesbians at every fucking opportunity.

This is the latest advertising offering from Great Western Railway.

YouTube.

Enid Blyton’s famous 5, first published in 1942 for the delight of small children everywhere has now become nothing more than a vehicle to promote lesbianism.

This shit must have been signed off by an executive from GWR, so who exactly does he think buys tickets for his railway?
And why would he think that having cartoon children endorsing lesbianism will increase those ticket sales?

Hungary seems to be the only country taking action against this debauchery.
They have banned the annual Pride exhibition and have taken all obvious póófters off the television.

Good! It’s about time that every country did the same.

Nominated by : The Artful Cunter

‘Sir’ Gareth (knighted for not winning the World Cup or the Euros) was blabbering recently about boys not having any role models.

What? Role models like that waste of sapce house breaking drug pushing woman beating bane of police and shopkeepers cunt, Chicken Floyd George? Because Gareth went out of his way to pay tribute to him by taking the knee for this fucker for an absolutely ridiculous amount of time.

Gareth also says that young lads need role models, and shouldn’t be looking at games and porn. Bit late for that, isn’t it? Every young lad since the year dot has indulged in both. The method and the medium changes, but it’s still the same thing. It’s XBox and Spankbang now. For me it was Space Invaders and Mayfair. Escapism and discovering women (OK, wanking) are part of the growing up process. Is Gareth telling us he never dreamed of being Batman or Captain Kirk, or had a crafty five knuckle shuffle over his dad’s Page 3? Because every other lad has done.

Also, Gareth tells us boys should focus on academics and respect, not on money and status.

Errrr…. Hasn’t he been managaing the biggest bunch of overpaid self important indulged and uppity egos in the history of the English game? Inflatable rainbow unicorns in a swimming pool and cunts on three hundred grand a week. Proper people to look up to, eh?

Gareth… Practice what you preach. Bloody hell.

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Nominated by Norman.

Well, today Younger and her hubby took me out to a Toby for an AYCE breakfast, and it was nothing to do with the fact that I had a discount code, or that I was paying.

Anyway, I wondered if AYCE contributes to obesity. This study seems to think it does.

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Now, Younger is somewhat of a heifer, for the life of me I don’t know why, she hardly takes after me, but her hubby is like a whippet and put away three times the amount I did.
He’s not exactly a spring chicken either, 50 next month and Younger got her moneys worth too.

I have to say, that compared to the other customers, we three were positively emaciated.

So does AYCE contribute to obesity?
Yes, without a doubt.

P. S. The sausages were absolutely delicious and I really don’t know how those 3 found their way into my coat pocket, but the dog and I enjoyed our supper.

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Why are people so willing, indeed anxious, to be diagnosed with ADHD?

One of the symptoms is poor impulse control. Media personalities who have recently been accused of behaving inappropriately have used ADHD as an excuse.

Strange that the poor impulse control only involves groping fit young people and not 50+ balding blokes with a beer belly and bad breath.

It’s also been used by defense lawyers to mitigate their clients offences, most recently the Stockport cunt whose poor impulse control led him to purchase a weapon on line, then take a taxi to a dance party attended by small children, and… well you know the rest. Poor impulse control my fucking arse!

I don’t know about you lot, but I was very anxious as a young person NOT to stand out, today it seems to be a badge of honour.

This is quite interesting and well worth a read, but for busy people I’ll summarise the salient points.

If you are “diagnosed” with ADHD, you can get PIP , even if you’re working, have savings or getting other benefits. The standard rate is £73.10pw, but 43% of claimants get the enhanced rate of £110.40. The highest increase, at 28%, in the number of claimants since 2020 to 2024 is London.

Standard.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest