(Johnson is on the right just in case you couldn’t spot the difference – Day Admin)

Driving Mr. David.

Does this bellend, despite umpteen surgical and cosmetic procedures, look anything like David Beckham?

It’s a change from the overly tattooed, split-tongued, horned head/noseless/cropped eared cunts I like to share with you, but my God, he must have hamsters whirling the wheel in the cavity where his brain would normally be. What an utter fucking cunt.

(Thanks to Viz)

Derby Telegraph

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Cadbury’s Creme Eggs are absolutely revolting. I can attest to this, having just taken a bite out of one for the first and (I hasten to add) last time in my life.

The wife and I had just finished a superb fish supper each, as she calls it, and had settled back with a cuppa. ‘Do you want a creme egg?’ says she. ‘No thanks’ says I, ‘I hate them’. ‘But you’ve never tried one, so how can you know?’ she comes back.

Now I’ll admit that there’s logic in this, although in response, I’ll state that my decision is based on the mere look of the things. Anyway, for some reason I can’t really fathom, this time I said ‘oh go on then, throw one over’.

I really wish that I hadn’t. One bite was enough. Cadbury’s chocolate normally isn’t bad, but the choc shell on this egg didn’t taste like Cadbury’s; it tasted like a sort of grainy plastic as it melted. As for the inside… a sickly, icky goo, with the texture of toothpaste mixed with too much sugar. Much too much sugar.

‘Yccccch!’ was my immediate response, as I fled to spit this abomination out. ‘I take it you’re not impressed then’ says the missus upon my return.

Impressed? Fuck me, do people actually pay for this shit?

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Nominated By: Ron Knee

Sneaky Government Consultations ( this one ends today for those interested ,link included below for those wishing to oppose)

There is a consultation that concludes today, about the Governments plans to introduce a massive database holding all sorts of personal information. The idea is that we will all benefit from this streamlined system, but others may think, like me, that it is a way of making people’s personal information open to exploitation or will be used to penalise people who have the “wrong” ideas about things, also would be a goldmine to an IT proficient criminal.

As well as disagreeing with the thing itself, I have noticed over the last few years that i only seem to become aware of these consultations at the very last minute, and they run for only a short time – in this instance just 8 weeks. I consider myself fairly well informed and above average intelligence but somehow these things almost pass me by every time. I have probably missed others. I’m not sure that 8 weeks is long enough to consider such a matter, and if it should really be put to people in a referendum..

Anyway, my point is, it is like the cunts don’t really want anyone to know about it, so it should really be called something else, not a consultation! Like a shifty sneaky bag of cunt, for instance.

Together Declaration

Nominated by Mary Hinge.

https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/1568211977448706048

Just want to say this website is hilarious.
brilliant SEO too.

The slimy prick is the biggest champagne socialist around, constantly race baiting and tearing down English culture wherever he can. He screams “Cancel culture doesn’t exist” whenever he can whilst calling for people to be fired more often the Allen fucking Sugar.
He is openly racist against his own, he is a blatant misandrist, and will call anyone who disagrees with him a fascist or far-right.

His response to the queens death was to complain constantly about people and institutions paying their respects.

The guy is a cunt worthy of a place here.

Nominated by Hugh G. Johnson.
He sure is and has featured many times, thank you for your comment about the site DA.

Monsewer Richy Tricky Sunak gets the old Frog Monkey

And now Richy Tricky Sunak has achieved a rapprochement with Macron over the UK immigrant crisis. Entente Cordiale rebooted? Brave New World? Mes non mes amis. Usual UK capitulation coupled with extortionate payments to buy friendship. Madame La Belle France is always a high rent mistress. You need to grow a pair Richy Tricky and practice the Gallic Shrug:

Sky news

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke, seconded by Geordie Twatt.

I’d like to second Sir Limply’s nomination.
I write this on the day that the snail munchers have just stuffed England 57-10 at Twickers. Appropriate really, as France’s Rothschild banker has just stuffed our weedy Goldman Sachs banker by much the same scoreline. Half a fucking billion to not stop the daily Channel invasion? Are they sérieux?
Not so much the Gallic shrug as the Gallic middle finger.
Macron must be laughing his Coq off.