If ever a face was born to be a cunt then this is it. Apart from that its only other claim to fame is that it gave Sir Allen a pain in the arse so was duly fired. Despite the surname it is actually a jocko cunt and a failed actor. Two more strikes there. Only failed actors go on to run theatre schools where they teach dim hopefuls for large sums of money how to be failures. Quite a creative art but you cannot get a grant for it.

The story goes that Reece got on the bottle (actors are incapable of refusing free booze) on a flight to Dubai against the strict orders of Sir Allen.

I am sure I do not have to remind Cunters of the liquor laws in Dubai or mark cards that there are many ways to get around them and all involve bribery. Same for any other vice that may be desired.

As soon as Reece landed his feet did not touch and he was up before old warthog face to be fired. No idea what the task was but there is a link below if anyone can be arsed.

Daily Mail News Link

To complete Reece’s Cunt Credentials here is the cunt’s Bullshit website:

https://www.theatreschoolofscotland.co.uk/director

Nominated by Sir Limply Stroke 

I think the general consensus here on IsAC is that we have reached a point in society of cultural stagnation. Bland sanitized music, the recent Shit Awards a prime example, woke comedy, preachy TV dramas and reality shows catering to ball scratching dossers and social media addicted yoofs…and pointless film remakes.

Writers today are just such uninspired lazy cunts, so devoid of original ideas for scripts its just so much easier to take a classic film from decades ago and utter those words that no cunt wants to hear, “Updated for modern audiences”. The remake adds nothing to the story, its just a chance to shoehorn in some social engineering and correct any historical wrong think from back when men had penises and the 14th century England was white.

Over the years many have been butchered to varying degrees of shittyness. Who can forget The Wicker Man with Nicholas Cage, Sly Stallone in Get Carter or the abomination that was Ghostbusters with a bunch of ugly feminists? Even one of my favourite westerns True Grit has fallen victim, being remade in 2010.

“Sorry Duke, your too ‘problematic’ and have been rebranded for modern sensitivities. Maybe a diversity workshop and a course on preferred pronouns in the workplace?”

“The hell I won’t”.

Stacker

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

Topical at the moment with the earthquake in Turkey/Syria.

A cunting for the amount and scope of what the UK spend overseas.

I am guilty of just fucking moaning about all the shit that is going on but I do also write to my MP to highlight ‘my concerns’. My last but one letter to my MP I asked for an account of what were are spending on all things foreign.
To his credit he actually raised the question with the FO, i eventually got a reply from Andrew Mitchell via my MP which was basically the link below, to save reading through all the shit just go to Annexes from page 250 onwards.

The list is eye watering (well it made me fucking cry), there is also a link to a BBC article which points out that we are overspending based on the 0.5% GDP.

By all means have a disaster fund but what the fuck do we actually get from pissing vast sums of money down the African toilet,

What we are spending now.

Overseas development (lol)
Housing dinghy cunts
Legal and medical expenses for dinghy cunts
Paying France to ensure dinghy cunts get here safely
War machines for Ukraine
And now there will be huge bill for Aid to Turkey
In the future, when the Ukraine conflict ends, the cost to rebuild the country

We will of course always be the first and most generous.

Government Spending Report

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Sick of it

I’d almost forgotten about this back stabbing old bastard (other than nominating him for the dead pool every time) but I heard him on the radio the other day. Surprise, surprise he was moaning about brexit again……what a terrible disaster, everyone should have listened to me, I am always right etc etc.

Then he was moaning about being “shouted down “ a typical brexiteer trick apparently. No cunt, you were just being asked questions which you couldn’t answer you wanker. I hate this posh, self interested, money grabbing fucking traitor with a passion. Other than Blair probably the biggest cunt ever in British politics. Did you know that he has a son called “Rupert” and a granddaughter called Hermione Grace Dibdin Heseltine?

Arsehole.

Huffington Post

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

Another “lovely” lady for the horn section that I thought I’d share this beauty with you all.

I know they must be mentally ill, either that or they have a serious case of beer goggles.

What I really want to know is how can any professional carry out procedures which turn a perfectly lovely person into a comical figure? Why would they unless they are amoral misogynists?

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

(I bet she gives a good BJ. But given the size of those lips only well endowed blokes like me need apply – Day Admin)