Just when you thought this programme couldn’t get any more woke or absurd, it has done.

The Time Lord hero and his/her/its companions have already been woked to buggery. And the less said about the stories, the better. To see the female dark personage ‘Doctor’ in the official BBC 60th anniversary line-up of all the Doctor’s incarnations is nauseating enough. She had a small part in one episode (as – wait for it – a ‘Doctor of the future’?). The great Peter Cushing – who starred in two Doctor Who/Dalek films – is not included because he is not BBC or official, yet she is?! A curling woke turd of the highest order.?

But… But it gets worse. Because now they are woking the villains too.?

Executive Producer (‘showrunner’ my arse) Russell .T. Davies is making Davros an able bodied man (and white if he’s evil, naturally). Apparently Davies claims that it’s ‘offensive’ and a ‘stereotype’ to portray ‘dIsabled people’ as evil.

Somebody should tell Russell .E. Coyote that Davros is not a person. He is an alien Kaled from the planet Skaro. Davros also isn’t disabled. He is a Kaled/Dalek hybrid. He does not go around in a wheelchair and claim disability benefit. Davros is also fucking fictional, always has been.

Once again, the BBC and their lackeys are turning entertianment and escapism into a politically correct lecture, by shoehorning ‘real issues’ into it. The cunts would put sambeaus, poofs and climate change into the Magic Roundabout if it was still on.

Davies said (about the original and classic Davros) that ‘society has moved on’. Why doesn’t this mincing ninny get to fuck? What has society got to do with a ficticious alien mad scientist??

And as for disabled people not being evil? Has the cunt heard of Oscar Pistorius?

Radio Times Link.
Nominated by : Norman

A common and hugely irritating annoyance when buying products these days is the accompanying instruction manual that is basically a set of pictures laid out in – hopefully – a chronological sequence in order for you to construct your DIY flat pack furniture, or fit a fridge, TV or basically anything large or small.

However, the designers of these manuals do this in order to save shedloads on multi-language textual instructions. They assume, therefore, that by just having pictures/sketches will be understood by everyone.

Utter bollocks in most cases, especially when it involves complicated or vague steps such as using the right screw, nut and bolt for a particular join, but you have about 6 different types to choose from but all look the same.

The attached link is just one example, but there are far worse picto-manuals than this. Moreover, what these cunning bastards are doing more often now is not enclosing instruction sheets at all. Instead you have to scan a QR code, register and then download the manual from their site.

Not only do you have to put up with understanding the logical sequence of badly-detailed diagrams, but you’ve just given them your contact details for you to be spammed with by 3rd party cunts.

ikeainstruct

Nominated by Technocunt.

Let’s have a Rachel Dolezal Cunting for Pretendian Buffy Sainte-Marie.

For years Buffy has put out the story that she was born on the Piapot Indian Reservation in Canada and was by birth a Cree Indian. According to her fake bio she was forcibly taken from her Aboriginal parents and given to a white family for adoption.

Sainte-Marie…a marginally talented artist parlayed her scam into a semi-successful career, even winning an Oscar for writing the nauseating theme song to the repulsive 80’s film, “An Orifice and a Gremiln.”

Said Oscar is now reported to reside in the Smitsonian Institute as the only Oscar ever awarded to an American Indian.

But it’s all a Dolezal type scam. Long before Massachusetts Senator “Cherokee Liz” Warren dreamed up her scam, a woman named Jacqueline Keeler has been exposing fake Indians. Sainte-Marie is just the latest fraudster to be exposed. As it turns out the Canadian singer-songwriter was born in the USA, in the town of Stoneham, Massachusetts as Beverly Jean Santamaria and is of Italian descent.

In response to the facts coming out “Buffy” has claimed she grew up a misfit in a “typical, white, Christian New England town” and has simply told her story as she knew it.

Another cunt using a fake victim story to achieve the fame her lack of talent would otherwise never allow her to achieve.

New York Post

The Smithsonian will now have to change the Oscar exhibit to read; “The Only Oscar to be won by a Pretendian.”

Fucking phony cunt.

Nominated by: General Cuntster

And backed up by: Norman

She’s shit as well General.

Link below.

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There’s good news and bad news on the electioneering front, fellow cunters.

The good news is that Zippy clone Caroline Lucas, the UK’s only Green Party MP, is standing down at the next election. The bad news is that Eddie ‘you can call me Suzy, big boy’ Izzard is looking to be chosen as Labour’s candidate for the Brighton constituency.

I can see him/her/they/it whatever actually been selected. I mean, what better way for Labour to secure the seat (no pun intended) than to parachute a self-promoting transvestite big girl’s blouse into the constituency? This is Brighton we’re taking about.

And if Izzard does gain the seat at the election, it’ll sprinkle a bit of real Labour stardust and excitement around the House of Commons. Will he turn up in a suit or will she turn up in a skirt and fishnet stockings to raise an environmental issue at PM’s Questions? There’s that real ‘celebrity’ glamour factor to bring into play here. A front bench seat is guaranteed in next to no time.

Go for it Labour. You know it makes sense.

The Argus

Nominated by: Ron Knee