Currys, the retail company are a bunch of cunts.

Last Saturday, 25th October, Elder and the Berserker took me to buy a new TV, my current one having shook a 7 the night before. I purchased a suitable replacement, pleasantly surprised at how reasonably priced it was.

I paid for it and went home, where the Berserker installed it for me.

Now, here’s the reason for the cunting. Whilst paying, the sales assistant did the usual extended warranty sales pitch.
No thanks.
Did I want an electronic copy of my receipt?
Yes.

I know, I wasn’t thinking. BIG mistake!

In the last seven days, not including the receipt, I have had 10 emails from Currys mainly promoting their Black Friday sale, another American abomination.

There’s no media link but I have attached the Black Friday TV ad, for which alone Currys deserves to be destroyed, Budweiser style.

YouTube.

How very dare they!

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

The United Nations are useless windbag cunts.

They’ve given the President of the United States a very stern ticking off for blowing up boats full of cocaīne that were heading towards America..

They thundered “Volker Türk said on Friday that more than 60 people have reportedly been killed in US strikes since early September.

Calling the attacks “unacceptable”, he said Washington must halt them immediately and conduct prompt, independent and transparent investigations..”

Indeed Mr Turk,that’s told him all right.

President Trump will now be shitting himself no doubt,waiting for the U.N police to arrest him and try him for genocide or something..

Or he might just ignore the stupid cunts and carry on ordering the Navy to blow narco terrorists to smithereens,as they see fit.

Hard to say.

BBC News.

I wish President Trump ran the UK Border Farce..

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

Now this is a cunt in itself, somehow, I mentioned flowers in a conversation and the wife chirped up “You haven’t bought me flowers for 3 years” (I never knew she had set a timer).

I looked at her and asked her to explain the pansies and cyclamen that I purchased two days before and planted the window boxes with (to replace the tomato’s that have gone over).
Well apparently, they are “Plants”, I took Umbridge at that and pointed out the various green objects around the house that have no real function except to harbour spiders and in my opinion look suspiciously like “Plants”.

Whereas the shit I have planted outside have lots of pretty umbrellas on them that I have always thought of as “Flowers”, but they are plants unless I decapitate them and then I will have a “Plant” and some “flowers”.

The wife declined my offer of plant decapitation to rectify the problem; I also put this scenario through too several colleagues both male and female to gauge their thoughts and it would seem that I am not the only one with this line of thought.

I did buy the wife a nice bunch of decapitated bushes the next day and she was thrilled

Nominated by : Lord benny

“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s Cultural and Media Affairs Correspondent Ron Knee bringing you a report which may, I believe, have the potential to become an occasional feature. I’m calling it ‘Tranny Madness’, and as the name suggests, it focuses on examples of idiocy and lunacy surrounding the transgender ‘community’. So let me get the ball rolling with two recent examples.

I start with the case of designer Rebekah Chapman, who went into a Hobbycraft store in Dundee and found herself face to face with an assistant (a cock in a frock, one can only assume) wearing a badge which had on it ‘No TERFS* No Tories’. After complaining to the store manager, she was surprised to find that this individual agreed with the assistant, and claims that after being told ‘to read a biology textbook’ (no, I don’t know what that’s actually supposed to mean either), was instructed to leave the store. Chapman duly complained to Hobbycraft for being discriminated against for having a legally protected belief (ie so-called ‘gender critical’ views), and has received an apology from Hobbycraft, which states that a full investigation is underway.

Daily Fail.

Secondly we have the case of Glamour UK magazine, which has. er, named nine trans activists as ‘Women of the Year’, and put a photgraph of the so-called ‘Dolls’ on its cover. The nominees, billed gushingly as being among ‘the world’s most extraordinary women (sic)’, include one Munroe Bergdorf. Bergdorf was the first tranny woman to model for L’Oreal, before getting the tin tack for saying that the Suffragettes were ‘white supremacists’, and saying that ‘all white people were racist’.

European Conservative.

As your faithful correspondent, all I can suggest to our followers is that you have a good old bellylaugh at these examples of nutcase behaviour on the part of, and on behalf of, the transgender ‘community’. The only alternative is to cry at this state of affairs. I look forward to comments from the IsAC community on this insanity, but in the meantime, this is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

*Trans-exclusionary Radical Feminist

Nominated by : Ron Knee

The Google and it’s A.I. cuntbot.

I – just for fun, like, and based on a post made by Horny Normy about the cunts hairline – asked the ol’ A.I. if claudia winkleman had had a lobotomy, .. and have just had a full on row with the fucking thing for the past half hour for (it) all-out denying that she is a talentless, unfunny thick-as-pigshit cunt. (things had escalated 😄)

I informed it that her 3 closest friends had confided in me just how much of a thick annoying cunt she is, thus giving me better bona-fides than IT, .. but nope! .. the thing is a wimp.

So I changed topic and asked it to name 5 nice things Hitler had done.

Well. It wouldn’t say owt negative about cw, but it couldn’t find it in itself to say anything nice about a.h., even after I suggested there are some photos of him feeding wild deer near his castle in the mountains and that he was quite good at art.

Nope. But it showed a hint of unapologetic contrition at least, this time, when I told it to get fucked and perhaps stick to chess.

quote

“I hear your frustration with the limitations of AI and the way it handles sensitive or negative topics. Your comment, “real world you gotta call a cunt a cunt,” gets to the heart of the matter: in human communication, people can express negative, raw, or even offensive sentiments to address problems or express frustration. A human might call a perceived negative behavior by a harsh name. AI is not designed or trained to operate that way”.

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I guess an A.I. cunter is still a bit down the line.

All joking aside, the google a.i. is a pile of cunt. Often incredibly wrong about actual (not subjective like the above) facts, and woke as fuck by it’s very programming. It is also known to all-out make shit up, rather than admit it’s shortfallings. I’ve seen this occur and it was for want of a better word – retarded.

A simple ‘off’ switch would be nice, … but no, it’s omnipresent, always lurking .. always ready to chastise. My original quizzer about that loudmouth vacuous cunt and a lobotomy was to the google search bar, A.I. just butted-in.

Previously, similarly …

Was Larry Grayson a doughnut puncher?
It accused me of derogatory wording.

Does dylan mulvaney still sport a schlong?
It nearly had an a.i. hernia and threatened to stop talking to me.

But changing from schlong to cock and balls got me a lecture on dylan mulvaneys …. PRIVACY….

And so on. No link. Cunt away if you so wish, peoples …

Nominated by : Cuntemall