The targetted killing of young girls dancing was definitely not a Terrorist Act.
Oh no. Certainly not. Perish the thought. Islam is religion of peace. Dont take my word for it, listen to the Imams and Justin Welsby.
Muslims would never do that. Good thing Kweer dealt with the rioters who had this mistaken idea.

Hang on. What’s this?:

”The teenager accused of murdering three young girls in Southport has been charged with producing the poison ricin and possessing a military study of an al-Qaeda training manual.”

al-Qaeda? That’s one of those Far Right groups isnt it? Doesnt Tommy Robinson (real name Yoko Ono) head it up?

The cops knew this on day one. The PM would certainly know. (Kweer Charmer)
So what was all this 2 tier justice about? Releasing sex offenders etc so that daft yobbos could do real time.

Fishy as fuck.

bbcnews

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

Hold the front page for a cunting for everybody’s favourite pompous comic. It could only be The Guardian, whose editor is apparently offering “counselling” for staff upset by Donald Trump’s win.

What a snivelling bunch of bed wetters that paper must employ – they were lucky they were not around in the early 50s for the Korean war, or Aden in 1960, the 1962 Cuban missile crisis or the 1966 Aberfan disaster, or Hillsborough in 1989. Those events were more than “upsetting”

The staff must be very jejune if they find themselves unable to cope with the result of a democratic election. God knows what will happen when Kweer gets slung out in four or five years time.

This from a paper which forever pleads poverty and seeks donations from even casual readers.

The editor has missed a trick here – time was, when Saturday newspapers used to give away free CDs, or even books, or perhaps a voucher for £10 off at Tesco. This would have been an ideal opportunity to show their generosity to their readers – how about a free pair of rubber knickers attached to their otiose front page?

New York Post

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Hair by lego, C.A.

Becky is a gobby cunt isn’t she?

I can’t remember who said it (a German philosopher, I think) “If Socialists knew about economics, they wouldn’t be Socialists”. That seems very true for Rachel from Accounts. She did allow a “penny off a pint of beer”, no doubt because Sir Keir loves beer so much, but she must have thought it was 1959 again, when such largesse was so popular with Daily Mirror readers. I only read about the budget, I can’t stand her Estuary whine. So much for Starmer saying a few weeks ago “no more money for the NHS”, Becky had other ideas and yet more money will be poured into the bottomless pit, and as a coda Streeting got a ticking off for heckling Sunak, which was clearly stage managed since the Deputy Speaker said he had “promised not to do it” – Streeting the little sodomite with a big mouth – still thinking he is the leader of the National Union of Students. A typical spend and borrow Labour budget which will cause unemployment and maximum damage which the Conservatives will have to clean up when Team Twat leave office in four years time.

But there she was – the trade mark shiny slacks at half mast, the self congratulation for having a cunt, as well as being one, and not one of those plastic ones Eddie Izzard has.

The first “Lady” chancellor – for this week anyway.

I won’t insult you by providing a link – just look at any newspaper dated 31st October 2024, or listen to the BBC creaming it’s collective knickers.

bbcnews

Nominated by W C Boggs.

(Becky was giving the Mansion House speech this week, oh joy – Day Admin)

Yesterday the wife came back from a trawl around the charity shops with a gift for me that I much appreciate. It’s a copy of a weighty reference tome on films, of which I’m a lifelong devotee. The author’s purpose is to draw together a list of what he regards as un miss able films, and the book’s title is ‘1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die’.

People always seem to be drawing up these lists. You’ll find them them in the meeja, in magazines, and on line; ‘100 Books You Must Read Before You Die’, ’50 Places You Must Visit Before You Die’, ‘101 Foods You Must Eat Before You Die’, ‘1001 Albums you Must Listen To…’, ’50 Sporting Occasions You Must…’ and so on.

Fair Enough. But one thing irritates the life out of me. Why not just call the book ‘1001 Films You Must See’? What’s with the pointless melodrama of the ‘Before You Die’ bit? It stands to reason that I’ll see the film, or read the book, or eat the dish, or visit the place or whatever BEFORE I die. There’s a blindingly obvious reason why I won’t be doing it AFTER I die. I’ll be fucking DEAD.

Stupid cunts.

allenandunwin

Nominated by Ron Knee.

is a cunt.

Hi guys, been a while, hope your all well.
I would like to nominate Amanda Holden, you may think WTF but bare with me, I love a pretty face, there are many Kate Beckinsdale Salma Hayek to name a few, either one of which I would crawl across a hundred yards of broken glass just to shit in her handbag.

However, then you have these sad, has been plastic, taxidermied, attention seeking slags on the last gasp of a career who will say,do,pose absolutely any excuse for a like on fbook, step forward Katey price, Carol Vauderman,Cluadia Wankleman, Lilly fucking Allen, you get the idea.

The one I really take umbrage with however is this absolute skank Amanda Holden, doesn’t seem to matter if im on line, watching telly, even the radio, this spunktrumpet just keeps popping up in various states of undress, flashing her freshly put on knickers while the pair she has just taken off stink up her handbag, unless of course she keeps doggy bags ready her her next arranged/ surprise photo opportunity, honestly I have seen more of this nipped, tucked, pumped whore surgically copied from her daughters waaaaayyy younger body than i have seen of my own, it doesn’t matter how many pages i block or mark as not fucking interested, there she is again.
Nobody appreciates a pretty form more than me, but now im wishing a nasty infection on her.

Doesn’t help of course this fucker has the morals of an alley cat, has had a charisma bypass operation whenever criticised, is I total narcissist that would put that other uber cunt Me, again Sparkle to shame.
So its time for the old cougar to realise, making yourself look younger dosnt actually make you younger and no amount of gash flashing is going to change that, yes you have a gifted taxidermist, but in this day and age so what, just try and enjoy what life you have left and stop ramming your remodelled tits into everyones faces , especially mine, so fuck off, bon voyage you over exposed old attention seeking cunt, honestly im sick of the sight/sound of her…….

Daily Star

Nominated by Fuglyucker.