Just when you think this country can’t get any worse……

On the day that a piece of filthy Sudanese ‘asylum seeker’ shit is convicted of the brutal murder of a young mother by following her onto a deserted station platform at 11pm then stabbing her 23 times with a screwdriver, we get this.

What an absolute fucking farce. The illegal Ethiopian immo convicted of the sexual assault of a child and the cause of all the trouble at the Bell Hotel in Epping gets released from prison ‘by mistake’. What the absolute fuck? And 262 other criminals were released from chokey ‘by mistake’ in the last year. Don’t they check the person’s identity before they let them out?

As I write this 24 hours after the debacle the cunt is still on the run.

Just the latest national embarrassment to add to all the others from our inept, shambolic Government and State.

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Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

Seconded by Unkle Terry

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My memory isn’t quite what it was so I may have cunted this vile piece of arficunt shit recently but the crime is so disgusting yet not unusual in Modern Britain that it deserves to command our attention.

This cunt should die by being fed to wolves.

are a cunt.

Given a nice near free rental property from a UK council, but ideally that’s not good enough and you want to buy your own property but don’t have the money?

Well, this Afghan raggie has come up with a plan. Already in a grace and favour council property courtesy of the British tax payer, this woman has used the death of her son as a fund raising device so she can buy said property so she can bury her son in the garden so they ‘can all be together again’

Cynical…..me??? Yes, of course I fucking am. Can’t be arsed to walk the 50 minutes to the cemetry where her son is…..note work commitments are never mentioned, so to her it’s 50 minutes lost watching shite day time tv or queuing up for benefits. Apparently she ‘has to walk as she is ‘scared of cars and vehicles generally’ (nice one, got out of that scrutiny didn’t you?) So her suggestion is gullible cunts donate to her, so she can buy the council house she’s currently living it.

Nice scam….how long did that take you to work out, eh? Already so dozy cunts have donated around £1600.00 (bet they’ll never see that back once she’s closed the fund raising account after its failed (hopefully)

I don’t beleive a word of what she says, and is just using her son as an emotional lever to get money…and a house.

To make it even more grinding, is she has been quoted as saying although her son was born in the UK, he fely he was an Afghan due to his fathers heritage (note…father not around in story) Well, my friends if he considers he is Afghan despite having been given aneducation, health care a relatively safe way of life, and a subsidised house to live in is not good enough and you prefer that flyblown shithole, my I suggest you and your sons body fuck off back there and start digging a large hold in the sand, you scamming ungrateful cunt.

Here’s the link (sorry, it’s the Daily Mirror- yest, I know- but it’s on my local rags website and it’s paywalled. This was the only one what isn’t)

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Nominated by Chuff Chugger, alias the wino C.A.

is a cunt.

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Apparently, 2TK has made much of the fact that no dinghies crossed the Chanel over the weekend just passed.
That would be the 4th and 5th of October.

He says, allegedly, that this is proof that Shabbana Mahmoods policies are working.

Does he think we are simpletons?
That we didn’t notice that Storm Amy prevented the launching of so much as a letter in a bottle, much less a dinghy over the weekend?

Or is he implying that Shabbana can somehow control the weather at will?

I honestly didn’t think it was possible for him to sink any lower, but there you go.

Please note, although I have searched extensively for a media report, even one that has denied this, the link above is all I have been able to find.

Nominated by Jeezum Priest

Besides my slight tendency to be drawn towards nominating Greta Thundercunt, I always try and nominate things that are a little leftfield and obscure, Today I nominate love / hate relationships to generate a bit of conversation.

I could focus on my ex, working for money, many things. But no, I shall focus this entirely in Buckfast tonic wine although eating stupidly hot curries, preferably for money comes a close second, Give me a “challenge” where its free for finishing it or even better, A prize, I’m all in to suffer the next day consequences.

Back to Buckfast. I don’t especially like the taste, I really don’t like the unique form of hangover it provides and I especially don’t like the culture associated with it (I’m a very peaceful drunk).

But without fail, I can’t help myself when shopping if I know I will be drinking, It sets a drinking day off very well, A bizzare caffeine fuelled tipsy that no other drink is even slightly capable of providing, Almost impossible to describe but after over 20 years of drinking the stuff, its very much a love / hate relationship. Drink a 2nd bottle at your own risk, A third and the game is over for the next day.

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Nominated by Cunt of the Isles.