Who?, you ask … c’mon … Jory Rand, (Walt Disney company’s) ABC7’s weekend news anchor and an “Emmy Award winning general assignment reporter”.

What’d he do to earn a mention on isac, then?

Well … he spoke over footage of four autonomous Waymo electric cars burning in Los Angeles, spewing thick black noxious poisonous fumes into our precious atmosphere … having all four been stopped in the road by rioters, sorry I mean peaceful protestors, ..and purposely set alight.

(if only St.Greta want too busy on the selfie-flotilla at the time maybe she could have sent an ‘How dare you?’ their way)

Anyways as the four EV’s, worth $700,000 between them easy, belched their fire and smoke, (which followed a whole slew of other violent, criminal behaviours including rocks flung off overpasses, and big surprise the looting of Phone stores, Sportswear stores, Shoe stores, Off Licenses and more but by some miracle the bookstore remained untouched 😆) … Emmy Award winner Jory chose the following words to convey the situation about the cops moving in to stop the outright lawlessness going on.

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“It could turn very volatile if you move law enforcement in there the wrong way and turn what is just a bunch of people having fun watching cars burn into a massive confrontation and altercation between officers and demonstrators”

And for uttering that sentence alone, I nominate the guy a cunt.

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Nominated by Cuntemall.

Now I’m not sure but I suspect this ‘journalist’ also works for the BBC. I won’t link information about him as it could be the wrong person.

He’s complained to the BBC because David Walliams was being a total cunt as usual and threw a couple of Nazi salutes whilst pissing about on a panel show.

The usual kind of woke navel gazing entails but the preach of it all was the following quote from the production company.

“Any attempt at humour regarding this deeply offensive gesture, whether broadcast or not, is completely unacceptable in any context.“

No it’s not you cunts.

Sebastian is symptomatic of everything wrong with the BBC now. It seems that doctrine and ideology have removed any understanding of comedy.

Comics will sometimes cross lines but if you cancel them when they do there’s no comedy.

Rosie Jones isn’t funny but Walliams occasionally is.

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Nominated by Sixdog Vomit.

Are cunts.

The wife’s going out tonight with her pals, so earlier on she got me a Pukka steak and kidney pie for my tea.

Now please be advised that if you’re considering buying one at any time, the box will promise you ‘layers of crispy puff pastry, minced kidney and tender steak; a rich gravy, and prime cuts of meat’. It will also feature a piece of a sliced open pie, packed with what look like mouth watering chunks of steak.

Prepare yourselves for disappointment however. What you’ll get is most likely what I got; a gravy and cardboard pastry pie. Inside the hard but brittle casing I found a nasty thick sludge with what I think was a little shred of kidney. Of those succulent pieces of meat pictured on the box there was not a trace. Not a fucking sniff.

As you may imagine, this disgusting mess was quickly consigned to the bin, and I rustled up egg, beans and chips with toast instead, but not before I fired off a salvo to the makers of this rubbish, telling them exactly what I thought of their nasty shit. It won’t gain me anything, but at least it helped to lower my blood pressure.

Pukka Pies? More like Fukka Pies, the robbing cunts. Yuk! Caveat emptor!

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

Could do with that fence in Kent. C.A.

As Glastonbury opens with a bang ( told you that minx in the tent next door was a goer), the BBC are providing us with minute by minute coverage, we’ll it seems like it.

Well, I’m breathless with anticipation!

Will Holly Chipmunk Cheeks and her pal Carol Voldemort make an appearance, selflessly arriving in a helicopter so as to avoid adding to the road chaos?

Will the final headline act be someone we’ve never fucking heard of?

But, most importantly, will the poor folk who got ripped off by Yurtel have managed to get tickets and luxury yurts, or will they have to slum it in St. Lucia as a consolation prize?

Enquiring minds want to know…. if hibernating under the duvet is an acceptable alternative to reading about this yawn fest!

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Another helping of this cultural fest for the middle classes by Lone cunter below.

My nomination:

BBC coverage of Glasto.

Jeezus. What a shitshow.

Look it up on iPlayShite.

Opener: some wierd fat tranny in a blue loetard that summed up the phrase Spandex Enormity (full credits to Saint Billy Milano)

Then Alanis bastard bastard bastard bastard “sing along, menopausal heifers, all men are bastards” Morisette. Not a dry Tena Lady in the house.

I’m out. I remember Steve Hillage playing a blinder in 1973. Hawkwind playing on into the night.

This is f&cking pathetic.