Jools Fucking Holland, a two legged Hemorrhoid and a total Grade A Cunt. Ivory tinkling tosspot who is in dire need of a good fucking kicking
His last show ranked a 9.7 on the Cunter scale, what a fucking annoying bastard
Gary fucking Lineker is an incredibly annoying jug lugged smug Cunt.
He even presents “Cunt of the Day” the twat.
Thank Christ his shitty Crisp adverts have been fucked off our screens, Walkers Crisps?
More like Wankers Crisps. Fucking Cunt.
Striking Public Sector Workers are all greedy, lazy, bastard cunts, who don’t realise what lucky cunts they are to have a job with a pension. Selfish cunts every one of them.
I would put the boot into that useless cunt Gary Barlow, but his fuckin’ simian mate Robbie ‘I’m a David Dickinson real deal sized cunt’ Willams should really take the dog shit dipped biscuit just for being a wanky, smelly looking, ugly, fucking massive gobbed cunt of a prince cunt amongst cunts. Waazaaaa!
Gloria Hunniford is an overly coiffed, gruff voiced, parsnip legged, inexplicably besequinned on a daily basis, QUNT of a man-woman.
For feck’s sake, woman, relax your fucking hair, dress more casually sometimes (Dennis fucking Basso doesn’t fucking need your fucking cunting endorsement 24/7) fuck me blind…….(deep, even breaths)……..now fuck off…….