TV Charity Appeals

Posted on June 29, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Miles crying like a pro. Tansy and Kofi eating fake flies. A heart wrenching TV wonderland. Carefully crafted voice overs making the pitch.

Sorry kiddies but if I dial the number I know I will get endless fund raising calls from armies of charity slaves.

Give £2 a month to help… better minimum £5… better £10 a month by Standing Order (the Holy Grail). I can take your bank details now so we can go on paying lots of money to our professional fund raiser bosses.

Save the Children? Sod the cunts. I’d rather save my money

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

Plod [2]

Posted on June 28, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The police is a cunt.

For years they turned a blind eye to widespread criminality by tabloid hacks (while enthusastically trousering brown envelopes full of cash), ignored the warnings about Chief Nonce Jimmy Savile, accused and smeared the dead fans at Hillsborough – and now it turns out they were mounting an undercover operation to smear the family of Stephen Lawrence too.

FUCK OFF, PLOD, YOU REPUGNANT, MORALLY BANKRUPT, SELF-INTERESTED CUNT

Nominated by : Fred West

Cynthia Bowers

Posted on June 24, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Cynthia Bowers, former head of the Care Quality Commission. Fucked up big time and walked away with a £65,000 a year pension straight in to another cushy Quango job.

Useless cunt stuck two fingers up to the lot of us and trousered our money. Laughing all the way to the fucking bank.

So who’s the biggest cunt? Jeremy ‘cunt’ Hunt, us or her?

Nah! Gotta be her. No contest! Nobody died because of us.

Nominated by : Brainsurgeon