It’s that fucking time of year again when we desperately try to get all the paperwork together so we can claim back all the overpaid tax that the cunts at HMRC have overdeducted for the previous 12 months.

I love the 6th April – like a fucking hole in the head. Every bloody year I submit a tax return for myself and then just to prove I’m a masochist, I do one for the other half as well.

Last year we got about £1,600 back between us. That’s £1,600 they helped themselves to and we should never have paid them in the first place. It’s like a savings scheme – but without interest. But fucking Jesus Christ help you if you owe them money. Then is threats of dire consequences and big fines if you don’t do all the paperwork on time and cough up the dosh.

Yeah, I fucking love the 6th April. It’s my own bloody fault for being an ex accountant…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Debbie Harry is a cunt for making the 1st rap song rapture, Blondie was alright but nothing extraordinary IMO . The 1st album they had was alright but far from a masterpiece largely a overrated band

Nominated by : Titslapper

I would like to nominate designer sunglasses ( well designer anything really ).

It seems that 90% of ‘designer’ sunglasses are made by 1 ITALIAN company and that includes RAY BANS. They are called Loxicalli and the owner is a billionaire!. I’d also like to nominate the twats who pay the exorbitant prices and fall for all the hype

Nominated by: Ozmandias

The medics are great, really lovely, but the receptionists?!?

Christ knows how many there are, I requested a repeat prescription on Tuesday afternoon, went in the following Monday (WELL after the required 48 hours) and they STILL took about a quarter of an hour to find the friggin’ thing. It was only in the box right under the silly bint’s nose all that time. Fuck me was I ready to kick some arse, although even my size 12 would have got lost permanently, I think.

And they bombard me with fuckwit questions, trying to imply that I am at fault in some way. All this from some twat who’s so far down the evolutionary scale she’s still not walking on her hind legs alone, it was Feb 22, yet still wearing Christmas party make-up, i.e. gold aerosol (should this be arsehole??!) spray paint, and eye-liner / road-tar applied, I think, while she was wearing boxing gloves.

If you don’t feel fucking awful when you see the medic, the receptionist will make you feel like the wrath of God. I don’t think I’ve ever met one who couldn’t be replaced by a well-trained pigeon.

CUNTS, the whole fucking lot of them.

Nominated by: HBelindaHubbard

Frozen yoghurt should be cunted

I have recently seen these shops opening with the name “Frurt” above the window. Now at first I thought it was just a Geordie greengrocers. But I have been told that Frurt is frozen yoghurt and that people actually eat this shit. What sort of cunt spends their dinner hour buying frozen fruit yoghurt in such a poncey place for extortionate prices? If they want something frozen and fruit flavoured why don’t they get some fucking ice cream?!

Anyone who pays daft money for a pot of Ski that has been in a freezer is a complete cunt…

Nominated by: Norman