All adverts for anything web related are top drawer wank, comparison cunts are extreme cunts.

“Bob saved fifteen quid on his car insurance and now he feels epic”! If Bob’s life so empty that something so trivial can get him wet then he needs to fucking top himself.

Fat turds dancing, bald poof in heels twerking, who the fuck thought these shitbags would make you want to use their twatty products? What a load of cunt.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

I’d like to cunt the capitalisation of grief.

We had to pop one of the moggies to the vet/ bank robber this week (cunt umbrella now up as I seem to recall a contributor cunting felines a day it so ago, guilty m’lud, ours shit on a bit of no man’s land behind our yard, not that it’s a decent excuse). It’s ’50/50′ they say, rubbing in the guilt even before you’ve surrendered the Visa card forever.

That’s fine, says me, when you tell me the results we’ll make up our mind whether to cash in the Panamanian unit trusts, cunts.

We’ve always had chavvy rescue moggies and you win some, you lose some but that’s part of the game.

Next question- ‘do you have Petplan?. No fucking chance Shylock, they turn down more than they pay.
This fucking insurance against death is becoming a gargantuan scam now, funeral plans being top of my list.

I have to attend a family wedding this year, not my direct relative but the stupid little cunt is hitching to a fucking undertaker. I wan’t to find out if I can get clerical discounts or a twofer on a simultaneous marriage and death, in the same day.

Hopefully the moggy will be fine, if not then it’s plan B and get a new one from a charity. Either way is fine – I’m not after sympathy chaps, just cunt these bastards who make a shed load of filthy cash from guilt and grief. Cunts!

Nominated by: Arse Biscuit

Celebrity super-injunctions – rich cunts who think they can keep their hypocrisy and sordid little secrets quiet by buying super-injunctions.

The latest has just been overturned, so hopefully their names will be soon Furnished to one and all…

(feel free to delete if you think that might land you in the shit)

Nominated by: Fred West

Its getting warmer now which brings a lot of benefits (seeing sexy women wearing a lot less, cheaper Gas And Electric bills etc). However this time of year also brings with it those met annoying of cunts FLIES, see my last cunting(https://is-a-cunt.com/2015/09/flies-2/) for more info.

I would like to add they are fucking horrible cunts who like to be sick on shit and then eat it, If that’s not cunt behaviour I don’t know what is and they are irritating cunts as well especially when you get the odd massive cunt of a Fly who sounds like a fucking lawnmower in the room.

Does anyone actually like the cunts? Flies are fucking cunts!

Nominated by: Black & White Cunt

Those little fruit fly things are cunts. Appear out of nowhere and do their little fly-dance in front of your laptop, the buggers. Very distracting when you’re concentrating hard on some quality porn.

Nominated by: Fleaboy

As it’s getting near the traditional season for it, can I nominate parents whining about holiday stuff being more expensive during the school holidays?

Two things – firstly, if you decide to have kids, maybe you might need to forgo foreign holidays, not take your spawn out of school during term time because let’s face it Sharm-El CUNTING-Sheik will be so fucking educational for them.

Secondly – fuck me. Whatever next. Christmas trees costing more in December? You cunts!

Nominated by: Guardian Hater