Little old Ann Widdecombe fell foul of snowflake PC hysteria in the Big Brother House when she mentioned she was “uneasy” about Meghan Markle joining the Royal Family, saying “I think she’s trouble.”

Rachel Johnson asked her why she felt like that and Ann replied: “Background…attitude…I worry.”

Johnson then pointed out: “She’s older than him, she’s been married before…”

Ann replied: “I add it all up and I am uneasy, but there we go.”

Cue Twatter storm – that’s Raaaaaccisssst!!!!

Nominated by Shitcake Baker

I’m going to nominate mr cuntie cunt for a very well deserved cunting.

The cunt’s sentiments are as follows:

“I would like to nominate this site for a long overdue cunting. Childish braindead opinions, unverified claims and subjective truths stated as objective facts, poorly written and constructed, bad grammar, one not even worthy of a nursery school level. For shame! Enough write up for you? Grow-up! Create a grown up site for grown-ups, not one for brainless kiddies or with the mentality of them. Oh yeah, right…”

Right. Where to start on this cunt.

Firstly, why are you here? You are obviously a remoaning, lefty, cock loving “intelectual” that has so much of a life that you have time to frequent a site populated by cunts that you despise, read their comments and then cunt them.

Childish, brain dead opinions?
We form our opinions by the lives that we live.
Some of us live in areas where we’re over run by cunts, have high crime, low employment or seen our entire community handed to immigrants. We don’t blame immigrants, we blame cunts like you.
Cunts that no doubt have delusions of grandeur and think that because you went to uni you are somehow an “elite” and that we must all listen to you and heed your advice. Even though you cunts have fucked every fucking thing you’ve touched in this country and the whole thing is going down the toilet. Probably not for you, but many people are struggling with housing, health, jobs and crime.
So they are entitled to their opinion on those matters.
As are you.
Feel free to enter into a debate.

Unverified claims?
I would ask you to provide some examples of this. Most claims made by cunters are backed up with a link and if you’d like to share any opinion on this site you’re more than welcome. We’re not lefties so we don’t usually cunt those with an opposing point of view. As you’re so polite, I’ll make an exception for you though.
We have brexiteers and remainers on this site, capitalists and socialists. All are welcome.

Subjective truths as opposed to objective facts?
You’re a cunt.
How’s that for an objective fact?

Poorly written?
We’re not writing a poem you cunt.
We just say what we think and no one judges about whether someone has the literary skills of Shakespeare or not. We don’t spit on the working classes here.

I suspect that rather than being pissed off with this site, you’re more pissed about the fact that most of us have an opposing opinion to you and most, not all, voted brexit and are against the rich, crusty and corrupt old cunts at the top of the eu.

Oh and you’re probably thinking I’m an idiot.
Well you’re right. But at least I don’t spend my time on websites I hate, trolling cunts that I don’t even know and thinking I’m better than everyone else coz I’m a stuck up cunt.

I’m an electrician. Nowhere near the cleverest job in the world, but I’m certainally not stupid.
I’m not a literary or oratory master but I don’t care. I’m happy, prosperous and best of all FREE.

You are a cunt.

Nominated by Deploy the Sausage

Editors’ note :
This cunt is pissed off because he got an email bollocking him for one line nominations. Ironically, he’ll never get to read this ‘cos we banned the cunt!!!

People who describe their music tastes as “eclectic”.

Eclectic meaning: deriving ideas, style, or taste from a broad and diverse range of sources

Example: “I have an eclectic taste in music”.

So fucking what? Who doesn’t? How many people do you know who only listen to one genre of music? Why fucking say it?

People think that liking a lot of different music styles is somehow superior. Superior to what? Presumably the imaginary people who don’t. People just like any reason to feel superior. Just about every middle aged housewife who chooses the oldies at 3 on Steve Wright on Radio 2 describes their music taste as eclectic. What they really mean is:

– I don’t really, but it makes me feel slightly less worthless.
– I don’t really, but I just have the radio on all the time to drown out the sound of my own thoughts. Does that count?
– I’m old but I listen to Radio 1 because I don’t have any personality or worthwhile interests so it makes me feel like I’m somehow relevant.
– I use spotify to choose my music because I can’t be arsed.
– Someone left a classical music cd round my house.
– My mum told me I was special, so I have to believe superior things about myself.
– I let my children dictate what it on the radio/cd player when I am acting as their taxi-slave. That counts right?
– I don’t actually fucking realise that everyone I have ever fucking known likes music from different genres because it’s almost impossible not to these days.

etc.

The most annoying thing is the implicit superiority in stating you have an eclectic music taste, Well guess what monkey brains, there is something to be said for exclusively concentrating on one music genre – you get to understand it more, it’s nuances and varying styles. It takes time. It isn’t inherently inferior unless you think that plugging yourself into the huge range of bullshit music available nowadays makes you some sort of globetrotting sophisticate. Oh you’re western middle class – you think that anyway.

Fuck these cunts. Go find a sense of self worth somewhere else, I don’t want to hear your inner child screaming out to be validated by declaring itself superior.

Nominated by Cunting Rank Wags

Altrincham Grammar School for Girls is a stoopid cunt. Staff have been told that they can no longer refer to the kids as girls. Instead they have to call them students in case it causes upset to any trans thingy there. It does not however intend to drop the word ‘Girls’ from its title! One word springs to mind here. Anyone guess what it is?

Nominated by Kendo Nag.

Token Strong Female ✔
Token Black actor ✔
Token Asian character ✔
Deficiency of creativity ✔
White Male baddie ✔
Toxic masculinity exposed ✔
Sensitive heroes ✔
Lack of humour ✔
Rehashing previous Star Wars ✔
Tepid, weak, average tat ✔
Less entertaining than its porn parodies ✔
All-inclusive cast ✔
Ultimately unsatisfying ✔

May The Cunt Be With You.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous