So many cunts, so little time. But perhaps ISAC can find space for these utter cunts and all they represent.

This URL is sufficient to convey the true horror of making a shower of hungry illegals sufficiently mobile to plunder the surrounding cuntryside of anything not red-hot or wheelclamped, while bringing motor traffic to a complete halt due to their attempts to ride on the wrong side of the road en route to cleaning out the nearest fishing lake. My predictive powers fail at this point: the potential for unforeseen consequences is infinite.

In my line I am extremely likely to meet some quinoa-farting sandalled virtue-signalling flake who will tell me how he/she/it/ has given an ‘asylum seeker’ a new life by providing it with the means to get to the DSS. I shall be carrying an iron bar at all times from now on. The conversation will not be a long one.

Sentimental and thick-to-the-core CUNTS.

Nominated by Komodo

Scott Nelson is a cunt… This social media nonentity calls himself ‘Socialist Voice’ (the conceited prick) and he wants a petition to state that the late Tory MP Enoch Powell does not deserve to be honoured with a blue plaque in Wolverhampton…

Why? For totally predicting the Manchester bombings, the Westminster Bridge killings, every town centre overran with bogo-bogos, the parking stanley grooming gangs, and how the UK would turn out?

Fuck off Nelson, you snowflake fanny of a cunt!

Nominated by Norman

My god if those ads had been around when I was a boy I may well have stayed a cherry boy or gone over to the other side and trod the Cadbury Road.

60 reasons why your snatch drips, stinks, itches and drys up and women have the neck to say blokes are unhygenic the cunts as yet I’ve not seen an ad for 60 reasons why your danglers stink drip etc.

The vag is a dangerous place to go for fucks sake it takes the colour out of a gusset imagine the damage to your tongue.

Nominated by Civvydog

Ahead of tonight’s gala, Hugh is in LA getting the low down on what to expect.

Hollywood is abuzz with excitement. This year should prove to be spectacular.  The ladies and their attire are the cause of much speculation and the talk of the town. Will the gowns be a splash of vivid colour or the more sombre black?  Plunging necklines and thighs visible or the more puritan Pilgrim look?

The #metoo World Tour is coming back home to its roots. No hypocrisy or contradictions here in Tinseltown. Just good old down to earth people, with a social conscience doing their bit for the better of mankind. I am among so many like minded souls. It feels like being home in Islington among the intellegencia, creatives, media gurus and acting legends.

This year at the awards the Academy has decided to honour the profession by creating several new categories:

Best performing female actor for a leg over

Best performing female actor in achieving a leg up in the business

Most virtuous female actor  (this category has so many worthy nominees)

Most powerful female vocals  in the #metoo campaign.

A special ‘junior’ category has been created to recognise those who are mentoring aspiring young Actors.This category is strictly for those who enjoy working with the under 18’s.  The Academy felt that since Hollywood has so many working in this field, it was time to recognise their contributions. The nominees in this category are very modest and tend to shy away from publicity.

Best Producer with a hands-on approach to talent spotting starlets

Best Producer in a mentoring exchange programme                                      Developing talents, physical acting and career enhancement.

Best Actor with a keen gaydar for mentoring boys

Most comfortable casting couch in the props and scenery category.

Deepest female actor’s throat in the sound category.

Best female actor’s facial close-up shot in the cinematography category.

Best low budget video and stills published in the small studio category. Open to amateur and professional filmmakers.

And lastly:

Best film of all time with an all black cast.

The 90th annual Academy Awards certainly promises to be an exciting ceremony like no other before. It will be a long festive night here in Hollywood.

By Hugh Chattering Islington-Cunt.

I’m sure I’m not alone in this, I have ground my teeth down to fuckin stumps watching the endless procession of insulting PC adverts!! There are far too many to list so I will go on 3 that make me want to punch a hole thru my TV screen…….

1…. the Cadbury muzzie shop owner exchanging a bar of Britain’s favourite chocolate for some battered little girls toys!!, such is this Cunts generosity he even hands back her favourite one!! ??

2…. can’t think of the brand but the obviously Muslim family with their dog!! Seriously?? That’s utter bollocks ???

3….. the British army advert with the man taking off his helmet ( muzzie) and praying during manoeuvres!! ???

I’ve got an idea for these advertising Cunts , maybe they could do an advert for best of British pork, have a Muslim family all sitting around the dinner table troughing on pork whilst their dog sits licking his balls at the dinner table!!

Nominated by Quislings