A cunting for ‘Rap’

Not because it is shite.
Not because any feral, uneducated bruvver can snarl out vague couplets of half baked illiterate shit.
Not because it rips off ‘samples’ of actual music to validate itself.
Not because the videos are so disgusting.
Not because of JayZee and all the other talentless wankers who profit from it.

No.
I cunt Rap because it is taken seriously as black ‘culture’.
It might be black but it certainly aint culture.

West African rhythms that crossed the Atlantic with the slaves and eventually morphed into blues are black culture.
The beauty of Zulu singing is black culture.
The Blues that spawned popular music and jazz is black culture.
Armstrong, Basie, Ellington and any number of the early Blues singers are black
culture.
Motown and Stax (though Stax was always white/black) were black culture.
Wonder, Gaye, Turner, Hendrix etc are black culture.

Rap is not culture it is childish misogynistic bilge that the mainstream is afraid to call out because of twisted right-on racial values.
Cunts.

Nominated by, Cuntstable Cuntbubble

In the overall scheme of things more of a minor irritation than anything else.

Haribo adverts. The ones where the ridiculous adults are given stupid children’s voices, and the children are given adult voices.

Aware that the advert is directed primarily at children who find it amusing however it gets on my tits and the fact some advertising agency was probably paid a small fortune makes me even more angry.

Remember when adverts used to be relatively clever, memorable and contained some artistic merit.

Apart from the Moneysupermarket ads (which I like but am aware some ISAC regulars hate with a passion), most adverts now are for funeral insurance plans, charity appeals, gambling, PPI, accident lawyers and pay day loans.

Cannot really tolerate any adverts nowadays, but advertising agencies, if you want your adverts to stand out and not annoy the fuck out of everyone show some fucking imagination for gods sake.

Nominated by Willie Stroker

Diversity is a cunt. I don’t mean the bunch of “Street Dancers”, undoubted cunts that they are but the politics of division that goes by the name of diversity. So successful have they been in convincing us to focus on the differences between us that now minorities are fracturing into even smaller minorities and shredding each other.

Last week whilst driving to work I heard a feminist raging at a trans man\woman because trans men were invading women’s spaces. How did the feminists protest this? By donning bikinis and jumping into a men only swimming pool. The feminist was so rabid bat shit crazy I ended up sympathising with the Trans and I don’t agree with men using women’s facilities either.

Today the dear old BBC is helping crank up the fracking (which is a useful term for the fracturing of society caused by diversity) with an article on ‘Colourism’

“Colourism is prejudice against people who have a darker skin tone – and/or the preferential treatment of those who are of the same race but lighter-skinned.”

Here we go, more diversity in action, divide the black race by skin tone now.

Ladies and Gentleman (and those who do not gender identify) I give you – ‘Light-skin privilege’……..get the fuck outta here as Eddie Murphy was fond of saying.

How much longer can society and minorities continue to believe that diversity is anything but a tool of division? The only chance we have as a race of getting the basics for everyone is by unifying against those trying to keep us at each others throats.

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

I can’t bear to breathe in this shite. Every time I smell it, I feel as if my nose has been viciously assaulted. It makes me heave. Anyone over the age of 15 who wears this needs to be sectioned and attended to by the men in white coats. Why would anyone want to smell like a sweaty year 8 boy’s changing room anyway? The adverts depict a daft bloke intensely spraying himself in this shite while he is surrounded by a load of wimmin all clucking round him. What a load of cobblers. This shite may as well be called ‘human repellent’ because when one chooses to wear it, they won’t have anyone within a five mile radius of them. Lynx is an abomination and whoever continues to produce it is a cunt.

Nominated by, Jayniño

I don’t know if Womens tennis has been cunted before and if it hasn’t it’s about fucking time it was.

I like to watch a good MENS tennis match but what the women serve up is absolute fucking dross. Thankfully Gigantor Serena Uppity Williams got a kicking in the final by the Kraut Kerber. Get this tho, 1 hour and five fucking minutes!!! Fortunately for the punters who no doubt had shelled a kings ransom for the privilege of watching the winner pick up £2.25 million notes and runner-up £1.25 same as the men got to see Djokovic and Nadal finish of from the night before.

Not only that but the first semi between Anderson and Isner went on for 6 and half fucking hours. Love it or loathe it you have to admit that is some going. So what about tarts tennis then, I’ve no doubt that any of them would struggle to face up to a game against a low ranked man or even a good wheel chaired man.

The money they get is fucking embarrassing and if they have got to continue to pay this stupid money they should at least make them help tidy up the place afterwards and help with doing the fucking dishes or something. Robbing cunts.

Nominated by Kendo Nag