New treason laws


I’d like to cunt the proposed new treason laws and the think tank that thought them up. Ostensibly, the update to the law is being sold on the basis it would make it easier to prosecute Jihadists who go abroad and fight for Isis but buried within is a catchall that as gleefully pointed out by some fuckatrd on LBC means that anyone saying negative things about another community and so causing fragmentation of the nation would be guilty of treason. She wet her pants explaining that the EDL would be a prime target. oh and also some Jihadists.

The updated law would it seems to me to be a way to totally curtail free speech and is itself a treasonous act against the people allowing the state to perform any level of social engineering it wishes and and any response will be considered in the light of the new treason laws. A lot of the thoughtful well researched fact backed posts on this site would be prosecutable under the new treason laws. Of course they may choose to go easy on us and just use hate speech laws instead. 1984 may be running late but it is certainly en route.

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

Vodafone (2)

Vodafone deserves a cunting. I’ve realised that whenever I try to access this esteemed site using my mobile data, I get a message saying that I can’t due to ‘Vodafone Content Controls’ restricting ‘adult content’ which I have to go through the laborious process of logging into my account followed by numerous extra step to turn off. Really Vodafone, really? I get that there’s some bad shit on the internet that kids need to be protected from, but you’re really doing this on my phone, which I pay to top up each month, with a site that all things considered is rather tame, without making the feature particularly easy to turn it off? Fuck you Vodafone and stop babying grown adults you cunts.

And a follow up :

Vodafone. Again. This time, the cunts have only gone and fucked up my phone. I finally did the fucking software update (twice because they asked me to do it again straight after the initial one) that they’ve been nagging me to do for weeks but now the thing has actually been done I have no lock screen – whenever I turn the phone on its bypassed entirely and the phone goes straight to the home screen – and both the home and close app (you know, the square one) buttons which are built into the actual phone itself no longer work. Oh, and to top it all off the phone is running slower as a result of all this as well. Of course, I tried contacting them with my problem but obviously got no further than a prerecorded voice which did fuck all. I genuinely didn’t intend on cunting Cuntafone two days running, but it just so turns out that they’re that monumental in their cuntitide. So fuck off Vodafone you fucking useless phone destroying cunts.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

Holier than thou lefties


A cunting for liberal, lefty cunts everywhere, but today’s example in particular.
The Home Secretary has said that he wont seek assurances re the death penalty for the 2 pieces of IS vermin currently held by the Kurds, should they be extradited to the USA. These are the cunts the more fuckwitted press referred to as ‘the Beatles’

Cue outrage and horror from the usual suspects, including good old anti-Semite whitewasher Shami Chukkabutty. The same cunts who are happy to pursue ex squaddies for alleged offences committed in the fog of war.

The fact that these cunts are no longer British citizens doesn’t seem to matter.
The fact that we, the UK, supported and pursued a policy of drone strikes against these self same vermin doesn’t seem to matter.
The fact that their crimes were orchestrated in cold blood, not the heat of battle is not even considered.

Yewman Rights, blah blah, Sets a precedent blah blah.

They have no human rights. I hope they die screaming and that the lefty cunts hold a vigil outside the prison.
Cunts

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Trashing our heritage


A cunting for the constant trashing of our heritage.
You know – Kipling defaced, Rhodes must go, and all the other nonsense the lefty cunts get involved in.
I am proud of our empire, as I am sure the Egyptians, Babylonians, Assyrians, Persians, Romans, Mongols, Ottomans etc were proud of their’s. In fact the Life of Brian sketch ‘what did the Romans do for us’ could well be the present day lefty cunts talking about the UK. We exploited, as do all occupiers, but left infrastructure and education. The fact that most turned back to shitholes is not down to us. Although it is interesting to note that former colonies that are predominantly European in culture seem to do ok.
What about slavery then? Definitely bad but it was endemic in Africa and Asia long before Europeans got there. In fact a lot of African rulers did very nicely out of selling fellow Africans to us. We just upped the scale. But it was Europeans who banned it, not Africans and not Islam, which still allows the enslavement of non moslems.
And of course all our heroes were racists. Or people of their time as I see it. Rhodes may have been racist but so was Shaka Zulu before him. And every ruler or hero, white, black or yellow who ever lived. Even good old Ghandi didn’t make much of Africans, the cunt.

‘The past is another country. They do things differently there’

An apt quote for the stupid right-on lefty cunts to mull over.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Govt Tax Credit Advert


Woman so preoccupied with her FaceCunt account she fails to realise when her half-dunked biscuit drops into her tea.

A Dad so preoccupied with Twatter on his mobile he doesn’t realise he’s pissing milk all over from the babies bottle as he’s shaking it.

A woman so engrossed in her Mum’s Net forum she can’t be arsed to switch off the battery operated squeaking child’s toy, instead – without looking – sticks a cushion on top of it.

“Renew your tax credits online any time day or night. We’re ready when you are.”

— OR —

You could say: “Too fucking idle to drag your bastard eyes away from social meejah? No problem, get free money from the Govt!”

I don’t mean to pooh-pooh tax credits because childcare – even up ‘ere in the grimm north is eye-watering – but for fuck’s sake make the recipients look even 1/2 interested!

Or make it really realistic, show a “peaceful” cunt with a xylophone of kids counting their windfall for have 8 little bomb-makers on the nashy which is netting them £2,500 pcm gratis from our dullard system!

Cunts!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!