Guenther Oettinger is a multiple cunt. Who? I hear you ask. He’s a politician (1). A German politician (2). A member of the European Commission and responsible for its budget (3). He’s appointed not elected (4). He thinks he can speak for the British people – May’s Brexit deal will get through Parliament; there is no support from the public for a no deal Brexit (5). This square-headed Teutonic cunt should keep his huge nose out of our business and keep his Goebbels speak to himself. Arrogant Kraut cunt (6).

Nominated by Fimbriations

Dorset and Wiltshire Fire and Rescue Service are cunts. Now, as usual with cuntings of this type I am not referring to the rank and file who put their lives on the line every day doing a job I couldn’t possibly handle. I’m on about the higher ups who have decided that it is a good idea to pursue the target of ensuring that 20% of its new recruits are from underrepresented groups.

Chief fire officer Ben Ansell was quoted as saying that “it is important that our organisation is reflective of the community we work for.” Erm, sorry, but no it isn’t – what’s important is ensuring that regardless of race, gender, sexuality etc the best people for the job get the job and those people are hired ON MERIT.

Jesus Christ does this diversity quota shit never end?

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

The sexualisation of children!

What the fuck is all that about? I don’t bother with social media at all these days primarily because its a boxful of vanity bollocks that I really can’t be done with. However, the missus does like to browse Wankbook, Twatter and Instaturd from time to time, but she too has remarked about how “slutty” kids are dressing like these days!

Seeing preteens with a shitload of makeup and lipstick on; lots of bling, and dresses or skirts that are far too short etc… it makes me wonder what the fuck the parents are thinking to allow their precious offspring to be “shown off” like that in the public realm!

Is it any wonder that cases of child abuse (especially child sex abuse) are rocketing (more so since the advent of social media) when you see these kinds of “legitimate” soft child porn that other parents don’t seem to fret about, and just see it as an acceptable norm these days.

I just don’t understand it quite frankly: one minute parents are trying to wrap their kids in cotton wool against the ugly underbelly of society; but in the next breath they allow their kids (yes, both genders) to dress up like preteen Barbie Dolls or prom queens for the whole social media world to gawp at (or worse!).

Nominated by No Cunt For Old Men

Beautiful girls
Loads of them where I live but they never look at me. Why not? I´m only in my mid-sixties, practically still a boy, got my hair (well most of it) and it hasn´t gone grey or white. I´m slim and only wear glasses for long distance.

In my younger days, I had no real problems attracting young wenches. Nowadays, the only girls who pay any attention to me are the few polite ones who offer me a seat on the bus. Plastic surgery is out. Viagra gives me a headache and makes my face red and I refuse to pay for hochmagandy as we call you know what in Scotland so help me out ISACers!

Nominated by FrustratedFraeAuldReekie

Fosters. Seriously, why do people like this revolting, faux Aussie crap? It tastes like fermented rat piss. Had a few cans of it as my first experience of drinking alcohol and aside from once more in snakebite I haven’t touched it since. Nasty, fermented sewage water.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt