Dead Pool (141)

Congratulations to Shaun (me) who correctly predicted that multiple Emmy award winning Mary Tyler Moore star Valerie Harper would be the next celebrity to die.Harper had a 60 year career but will be best remembered as Rhoda Morgenstern the sidekick of Mary Richards in the hit 1970’s show.Her character Rhoda even got a highly successful spin off.Harper was diagnosed with lung cancer in 2009 only for it it to return in her brain lining four years later.Initially given 3 months to live she defied the odds by living 6 and a half years.and appeared on dancing with the stars in 2014.Valerie Harper turned 80 just 8 days before her death.

On to Deadpool 141

The rules:

1)Pick 5 cunts you think are on the way out.No duplicates allowed.Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2)It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples names like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

3) It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My Picks (Shaun)

Larry King
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Juliette Kaplan
Clive James
David Gulpilil

Owen Jones (15)

Yet another nomination for this little mincing soy boy bender who, with his mates in Momentum, wants to “shut down” Britain because the little cunt doesn’t like prorogation.

Let’s have an election and kick the Labour party in the bollocks – to make sure it will take the decades to get back into power.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

What is it about Owen Jones tbat makes anyone take the slightest notice of him?

For a start he writes bollocks for a left wing anti Brexit rag. Then again he has a radio show where anyone who points out that he’s talking bollocks gets immediately shouted down. Thirdly he contradicts himself all the time.

Jones reckons that suspending Parliament is deeply undemocratic – but ignoring the biggest plebiscite in British history and the votes of 17.4 million voters somehow isn’t?

Owen Jones is an enigma and a prime example of the malaise that is afflicting modern Britain…

Nominated by Dioclese

Ken Clarke (4)

Ken Clarke, the stupid old twat, has said that he would support a Labour government led by Cuntbyn if it would prevent a No-deal Brexit, but only as long as he wouldn’t introduce any of the more extreme Labour policies.

So what do you think he would do if he became PM, you daft old cunt?

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Left of Centre Voters

I would like to nominate anyone who votes for labour because “that’s what pop always did.”

Actually, fuck that… I nominate anyone who votes left of centre.

MSM call hard left – activists
MSM call hard right – extremists

Now, both are as bad as each other but activists doesn’t evoke strong emotions such as extremists.

I will not bring my kids up to believe that they are entitled to anything they want. I have strong values of aspiration and bettering yourself. Hand outs should be for the absolute needy and not wanty breed of cunts.

My wife and I work hard and live on a new estate… where, guess what, 25% of houses have to be ‘affordable’ aka council houses. Now, everyone needs to live somewhere but why are social housing residents driving around in brand new Audi Q7’s and Porsche Cayennes? And why integrate them when they don’t want to integrate.

Anyone who votes left of centre is a cunt.

Nominated by Bear Cunt

Capita

A corporate cunting please for this firm of governmental and authority whores:

On many occasions, their jobsworths have denied people who are literally dying of terrible illnesses the benefits many have paid for over the years, because they ‘fail’ their tests – tests that they design to be failed.

Last year, in yet another of their fuck-ups, they were fined which is, for them, a nominal sum of £10,000, but unable to cope with that loss they now have the fucking cheek to go to court to have the case reversed:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49208240

Why don’t Capita employees do the decent thing and get themselves jobs as ponces in Parisian pissoirs?

Fuck them.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs