A tribute to Alex Salmond who sadly died yesterday.

Alex was a slimy odious little sex pest who got away with it. He began the decline of Scotland and then fell out with wee Krankie who continued his work, adding a dash of (alleged) corruption.

RIP you repulsive cunt.

He has been praised as a champion of Scottish independence when all evidence is that the SNP couldnt run a whelk stall never mind a drug addled country.
And of course Scotland is badly treated by Westminster. Well, just like everyfuckingwhere else outside of London and the Home Counties. And don’t the fuckers get more per head in benefits etc than England?

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Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

A whoops duckie cunting for our porcine and pompous Health Minister, Wes Streeting, he of the Alan Carr voice and limp wrist not only has fairies at the bottom of his garden (or indeed IN his bottom), but he also has stupid ideas about pissing away public money on gimmicks.

It seems young Wessie is very concerned that so many unemployed people might derail Daddy Starmer’s economic plans he is going to sanction giving weight loss reduction injections (Ozempic) free on the NHS to stop unemployment. I daresay he read about in in “Women & Home when he was having his shampoo and set last weekend, to look good for hubby.

Several things wrong with this:

1) It is expensive

2) It gives terrible side effects including gastro-intestinal problems and as the drug is still quite new no real long-term contraindications are known,

3) Perhaps most seriously: Most long term unemployed people are unemployed because they chose to be so (certainly younger people) and has nothing to do with weight. You see some very svelte people on benefits.

So Wes duckie, yet another crap but trendy idea – a sledgehammer to crack a walnut, that you probably dreamt up when Joe was giving it to you when you were on all fours on Saturday night. As Joe must have said “what an arsehole!”: No doubt Kweer will sign it off – he hates to disappoint his boy.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13960727/Unemployed-given-fat-jabs-work.html

Nominated by; W.C.BOGGS

is a cunt.

To follow the excellent nom by The Artful Cunter on the Addictive Use Of Mobile Phones, allow me to introduce you to Sleep Texting.

Although this hasn’t been fully studied ( no-ones coughed up a grant, yet ), it’s thought that this is along the lines of sleep walking.

It was the Lass that clued me into this, she showed me some ” sleep texts”.
Google ( or whatever Search engine you use) ‘sleep text examples’.

It just proves to me that some people are so obsessed, they can’t even switch off when asleep. How sad.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

is a cunt.

(ably supported by Angela Rayner)

“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee reporting, and it’s a case of another week, another Liebour shambles.

This time step forward Transport Secretary Louise Haigh, who has branded P and O Ferries ‘a rogue operator’. P and O’s parent company DP World is reported to be less than amused at Haigh, threatening its planned billion pound investment in its London Gateway container port. To add insult to injury, Haigh has been joined by ginger gobshite Angela Rayner in her condemnation of P and O as ‘unscrupulous’ and ‘exploitative’, a view apparently held by other Labour MPs.

Unsurprisingly, this has caused huge embarrassment to PM Sir Two-tier on the eve of his investment summit, which aims to attract investment into the UK. Shuffling and squirming, Sir FreeGear was obliged to state publicly that Haigh’s condemnation of P and O and her call for a boycott of the firm was ‘not government policy’. Business Secretary Jonathan Reynolds has since been obliged to go on record to reiterate The Beloved Leader’s statement.

Er, hang on chaps. Haigh’s condemnation (and Rayner’s) was stated in an official government press release just a few days ago. Moreover the Gruesome Twosome are indeed very senior members of the government, Cabinet members no less. So surely their views must be the views of the government then, until they aren’t…

So there you have it; another fine mess they’ve gotten us into. Perhaps Haigh can possibly be excused on the grounds that she’s still trying to find her feet in the job. I suggest that she looks in her mouth next time.

This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio.”

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

Dave’s ‘the luckiest man on earth’ apparently. Who says so? Well fans of our Vicky; who, it seems, have been left ‘gobsmacked’ by her appearance after seeing the results of the photoshoot to promote her latest product.

It said she was knickerless and braless. Blimey, I’d normally be frothing at the mouth, but I’ll pass on this one. I simply can’t get so much as a twitch at the sight of this stick insect with a pout like Marge Simpson. And she always looks so fucking miserable. If she smiled, her face would probably split in two.

Haven’t you got enough money as it is? Give it (and us) a rest, you boring cunt.

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Nominated by Ron Knee, seconded by Jeezum Priest.

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