Security guards on supermarket doors are cunts, aren’t they.

Twenty years ago, there were no guards outside shops or lurking at the entrance, eyeballing you as you entered like you’re a dirty shoplifter. It began about a decade ago.

Do they prevent much crime?
If Jamal and his mates want to go nicking, will this podgy bloke in a white shirt make any difference? When chavs make a five-finger discount from the booze section, is this bored chubster going to make chase?

Mostly, these portly Afreekans don’t look like they could even walk 100 yards, let alone run it. They saunter round the shop like overfed ducks, usually browsing on their mobile. Once, I saw one tucked away in a corner watching the football on his phone. It reminds of that quote in Snatch: “I thought you said he was the getaway driver. What the fuck can he getaway from?” (Certainly not a buffet – NA)

I suppose the supermarkets just add the cost of these do-nothings to their items making groceries even more expensive.

Fucking useless.

Nominated by : Captain Magnanimous

Link to the header pic provided by Sam Beau who added the following:
@ADMIN – perhaps I can be a professional link-adder? How much does that pay?
Be my guest, SB. You’d be on the same rate as us Admins….fuck all – NA.

Now they are not all cunts, but really.
I am beginning to believe that the industrial revolution is a hoax, and the large cities and towns were in fact built by aliens.
I base this opinion on my experience of supplying the building industry with tools and materials for a good few decade’s.
So where do I start.

Planning, do they plan do they fuck almost the day before they start, they order the materials to build said dwelling and expect next day delivery.
Planning again! We deliver 5 tons of building sand and the next thing you know, they need more immediately, now you would imagine that as the pile decreased and the building did not enlarge, they would think to order more before they scraped of the ground and decided that they needed more sand.
Specials, now these are bespoke products that have been made for you…no one else, you gave the quantities and specs, and they have been made for you! We won’t buy them back they are yours, so you fuck up it’s your problem, whether it be a door a window a roof tile or a sodding radiator!

Work ethic now today we were forecast rain, we did have rain, the equivalent to a greenhouse mister! Have I seen a builder? Have I fuck, there is sodding tumbleweed blowing round the yard!
Its either to hot, to wet, to cold hence my belief that aliens may have in fact caused the industrial revolution.
Lastly pricing, now I live local, I live in a council flat and have an old, fucked Volvo and yes when I walk the dog by the posh pubs, I see them in there with their £6 pints and their range rovers.
Even more annoying is their fucking costa coffee mugs when they turn up in the shop, quite happy to buy overpriced coffee but will quibble the price of every screw or brick they want to buy.
Any way someone has fucked the economy and I am seeing more DIY ers than builders so the general public are busy breaking their most high value purchases right now, so they will be busy in a few years time.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Lord Benny Link by Sam Beau.

Cunt’s Wiki Page.

Readers of this site may recall a nomination for one Johnny Somali. An “Youtuber” who travelled around harassing citizens in various cities around the world and generally making a nuisance of himself.
I use the past tense travelled because, as the old saying goes, Johnny fucked about and found out and is now looking at 10-20 years in a Korean prison.
What a pity. What a shame. Never mind.

Now a Russian-American “Youtuber” by the name of Vitaly Zdorovetskiy is in line for a similar fate. Public harassment and generally being a vexatious little twat has landed him in hot water in the Philippines.

There was talk of deportation but both Russia and America have refused to accept him.

I don’t know if he’s aware but prison in the Philippines, like a lot of Asian countries, and in South America for that matter, are not nice places to visit.
If not, he’ll soon learn.

MSN Story.

Don’t know about anyone else but when I go abroad, I do my best not to stand out and to keep myself to myself. Aaah but then I don’t have the mental age of a 13 year old feral yooof.

Enjoy your stay Vitaly. CNN link about Philippine Prisons.

Nominated by : Harold

is a cunt.

What the hell is going on with Reform UK? What started off as a bright new hope for the future is rapidly degenerating into a crock of political horseshit.

Apparently Ben Habib and Rupert Lowe were considered too free thinking and outspoken to remain in the Party. Now the same accusations have been levelled at Suella Braverman and quoted as a reason for her never to be admitted to a party which, in any case, she wasn’t looking to join.

Here in the East of England we have a situation where our elected committee of 5 was reduced by 2 apparently because they are too outspoken and not team players. Sound familiar?

We recently had a by-election. Our totally useless chairman who now devotes his time to working abroad and deigning to turn up for his councillors job in Norfolk was totally absent for the entire campaign. Our candidate was elected in a close contest with the Greens despite not the remotest word of support or encouragement from our esteemed leader.

Every Sunday, we get a missive from our Party Chairman. This regularly includes a big splash highlighting newly elected councillors. However, it seems that unless you get at least 40% of the vote you don’t warrant a mention. Our guy got 24% and has been totally ignored. Spin? What spin??

We were supposed to have an AGM in June according to the Branch Rule Book. This was postponed until after the election was over. No problem with that so when is it? Well, apparently, there are new Branch Rules which say we will now be having our AGM in October 2026. I say apparently because, at the time of writing this, the Area Manager is quoting a rule book which has not yet been issued. So we’re being subjected to a set of rules we haven’t had sight of. How democratic is that?!

And here’s the rub : Reform made big fuss over how undemocratic it was for Labour and Conservatives to collude to postpone the May council elections. Now Reform itself is denying the members of all of its branches nationwide the opportunity to hold their committees to account. This is rank hypocrisy. It’s undemocratic and it stinks.

Like I said, Reform UK seemed like a good idea but now just another crock of the same shite as all the others.

Nominated by Dioclese.

A Second helping of this nomination by Thomas the cunt engine. Below.

Reform UK and Nigel Farage are cunts.
They’ve got an open goal 100 yards wide and still can’t get the ball in the net.
This country doesn’t have any proper patriotic political parties that represent the white, indigenous majority.
I wouldn’t trust Farage and Reform any more than I’d trust Labour or the Tories.
They may well have policies, but what are they?
Apart from the occasional soundbite, Reform never utters a meaningful word.
They’d just have to announce that, if by some miracle they ever got their hands on levers of power, the royal Navy would, on day two, be patrolling the Englisg Channel and repelling invaders and the Army would begin rounding up immos from hotels.
And to have a fucking pakı as Financial Controller?
Zia Yusuf?
Fuck off, you cousin-marrying prick. Your full name is Muhammad Ziauddin Yusuf and I’d never vote for a party that had a filthy muzzıe as a senior member.

BBC Mysteries are a cunt.

BBC News.

The “journalists” cobble together a story that reads almost as English but not quite,some sort of lazy,internationalist patois..

“What went wrong? Did the system fail her? That’s the question,” a friend told the BBC.”

“I met them on the street. They had nowhere to go,” she explained.

“She was speaking French. I spoke in French.”

They all stayed with the friend, who did not want to be named, at her house for up to eight weeks.

“I took her in because she is a Cameroonian. I am a Cameroonian too, my kids are not home either,” she added.”

“She would go on to tell locals her heating had been cut off and Loraine was not going to school, which had affected her benefits and ability to pay the bills.”

In other words,some mental “asylum seeker” fucked everything up despite having everything laid on her plate for free and her handicapped daughter died because of it.

Another shit sandwich for the beleaguered Modern British Taxpayer.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry